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Well chaps, I'm off right now because the wife's going to cut my hair. She's got one of those Nicky Clarke Xtreme kits off Ebay and it's got a nose hair clipper too.

I'll let you know how I get on.

Most probably go from being an ugly long haired bastard to an ugly short haired bastard with no nasal hairs but a nosebleed.

Toodle snip!

Regards

Skoob.

As long as she doesn't go at you with a Nikki Clarke straightener. I saw that advertised once. Really don't like the sound of it.

It could be painfull. Have you checked first? Otherwise you may find things have become most unpleasant.

God bless laptops!

This is me, getting a haircut...LIVE on THE SPOOF!

Making history again!

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

God bless laptops!

This is me, getting a haircut...LIVE on THE SPOOF!

Making history again!

Regards

Skoob.

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....get back to us when it's time for the lap dance.....

If you're letting your wife do the snip snip on you with the home haircut kit....I'd make sure that she doesn't order the home vasectomy kit next.

J-Man

Ordered that ages ago.

It hurt like...well, it HURT!
Don't believe all these bastards who tell you they've had it done, that it was nothing, and that they were back at work/down the pub, half an hour later.

It's all a con, set up by the sadistic swines who've had it done and want everybody else to suffer like they did.

This one belongs on the BASTARDS thread.

Regards

Skoob.

Well, it certainly wouldn't be in any thread to do with plumbs!


You haven't said if you like the haircut or not?

Skoob,

I had mine done in 1997.

It hurt like... well, you know the feeling.

I sat in a chair with ice on my balls for three days.

Last year......Some bloke in the UK had it done without anaesthetic, using the power of suggestion ('Zees veell not hurt...') and/or hypnosis.

Another bloke had it done under a general anaesthetic which doesn't numb the nerves, merely targets the part of the brain concerned with remembering actual pain.

Two months later he was in a car accident resulting in amnesia and memory loss of most things ....but with horrific flashbacks of excruciating scrotal pain.

Short back and asides for ya!

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Skoob,

I had mine done in 1997.

It hurt like... well, you know the feeling.

I sat in a chair with ice on my balls for three days.

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Are you sure you don't do that every weekend?

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Quote: queen mudder

Last year......Some bloke in the UK had it done without anaesthetic, using the power of suggestion ('Zees veell not hurt...') and/or hypnosis.

Another bloke had it done under a general anaesthetic which doesn't numb the nerves, merely targets the part of the brain concerned with remembering actual pain.

Two months later he was in a car accident resulting in amnesia and memory loss of most things ....but with horrific flashbacks of excruciating scrotal pain.

Short back and asides for ya!

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How about suggesting not to do it? That would be most powerful.

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Quote: Skoob1999

J-Man

Ordered that ages ago.

It hurt like...well, it HURT!
Don't believe all these bastards who tell you they've had it done, that it was nothing, and that they were back at work/down the pub, half an hour later.

It's all a con, set up by the sadistic swines who've had it done and want everybody else to suffer like they did.

This one belongs on the BASTARDS thread.

Regards

Skoob.

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WEell then no need for 'something for the weekend sir'

Good cure for writer's block they say.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Skoob,

I had mine done in 1997.

It hurt like... well, you know the feeling.

I sat in a chair with ice on my balls for three days.

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Are you sure you don't do that every weekend?

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Good cure for writer's block they say.


That's not the only block you get either!