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Jaggedone
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I have donned my Lederhosen, wolly socks and grey hunting hat, I'm about to enter the TWILIGHT zone dressed as a Bavarian Beer Boozing Fat Gutted knee slapper and if Utd lose then I can gracefully overstep the threshold into the next life knowing that Hitler will greet me, ACHTUNG, SIEG HEIL and RIP Jaggedone!
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
Well, at least you're prepared. Thats something.
2-0. Vidic and Berbatov. You should be fine. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
and the rest is fucking history, I'm writing this levatating between the floor and the ceiling entering the white light, fucking Hitler he's just Sieg Heiled me! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm glad I missed it now.
Regards Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
You missed it!!!!!!! Well Skoob rest assured the second half wasn't PRETTY, awful yes, PRETTY, not. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Was on the train JO
Slight cock-up on the Underground. Regards Skoob. |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
oooops! That was unexpected. Sorry for your loss. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
JB, don't feel sorry, they deserved it! I'm just entering the Twilight Zone and Sir Matt Busby waved, those were the days! |
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Earl Grey
Writer  Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Some good news though!
Fulham won! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Earl my utmost respect and congratulations to all Fulham fans, fantastic achievement, superb trainer and a club with it's BALLS intact! Brilliant (sometimes I'm proud to be Egyptian??) |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Prove it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHngF_b3NuE |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
SFO, I would never stoop that low, try Egyptian Reggae by Jonathan ???? |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I hate when that happens in public. I just try to wear something baggy and bend over until it goes down by itself. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
you lying bastard JB, you love a hard one on the underground |
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Jesus Budda
Two sheets to the wind |
I've hard a hard number two in the toilet also! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
I've hard a hard number two in the toilet also!
Especially after eating dry white starchy rolls, never good for the digestive system! |
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