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As the man said, handing a conger eel to the pigeon-fancier.

(adapted from Beachcomber)

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Quote: Erskin Quint

As the man said, handing a conger eel to the pigeon-fancier.

(adapted from Beachcomber)

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EQ, glad to welcome you to the MADHOUSE, you have the right of abode.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

As the man said, handing a conger eel to the pigeon-fancier.

(adapted from Beachcomber)

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Put it on the shelf I'll smoke it later!

If you fancy one pigeon, do you fancy them all?

They all look the same to me.

But then again, I could never tell my own children apart.

I'm not saying they looked like pigeons mind you, except maybe the youngest.

He looked a bit flighty..............

I fancied a pigeon once.

But then she dumped on me from a great height, and that was the end of that relationship.

Shame coz she was one fit bird.

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Quote: Mark Lowton

Shame coz she was one fit bird.

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Suppose she must have been to be able to lift you to such great heights.................

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Quote: birbee

If you fancy one pigeon, do you fancy them all?

They all look the same to me.

But then again, I could never tell my own children apart.

I'm not saying they looked like pigeons mind you, except maybe the youngest.

He looked a bit flighty..............

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I don't think it applies to pigeons. But, turning to seabirds, they do say that one good tern deserves another.

There are pigeons and pigeons, but I can never get to them.
And they don't know what they are missing!

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Quote: Incredulous

There are pigeons and pigeons, but I can never get to them.
And they don't know what they are missing!

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Try Trafalger Square in retro

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Quote: Incredulous

There are pigeons and pigeons, but I can never get to them.
And they don't know what they are missing!

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"The Valley of Fear"!

FANCY THAT title of thread:

I fancy that news presentator on the BBC Breakfast, Friday's, got lovely TITS, black hair and gorgeous eyes but I don't know her name?

They are supposed to be quite tasty.

Why does nobody shoot them?

A sling shot would do it.

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Quote: Incredulous

There are pigeons and pigeons, but I can never get to them.
And they don't know what they are missing!

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Quote: Jaggedone

FANCY THAT title of thread:

I fancy that news presentator on the BBC Breakfast, Friday's, got lovely TITS, black hair and gorgeous eyes but I don't know her name?

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Call her whatever you like. She can't hear you. Just as well.

Are you having an Angela Rippon moment?

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Jaggedone

FANCY THAT title of thread:

I fancy that news presentator on the BBC Breakfast, Friday's, got lovely TITS, black hair and gorgeous eyes but I don't know her name?

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Call her whatever you like. She can't hear you. Just as well.

Are you having an Angela Rippon moment?

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No EG, she was ugly, had a mouth like Stephen Tyler (weeeell?) and farted constantly (weeeeell?)

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Quote: Erskin Quint

As the man said, handing a conger eel to the pigeon-fancier.

(adapted from Beachcomber)

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I went fishing once as a kid on holiday in Great Yarmouth/Gorleston and caught loads of eels. I put them in an ornamental pond down the road and chucked in a load of grass clippings so they wouldn't go hungry. Some bloke came along, took one look at the mess in the pond and went mental. I told him it wasn't me.

They used to have an eccentric bloke in Gorleston years ago called 'Silly Willie' - he used to dress up like an admiral, blow a whistle and hoist this flag up and down all day. Don't know if he's still around but I reckon he'd have made a great spoofer.

Regards

Skoob.

Well there may be more than one candidate fitting that description; dress up like an admiral, blow a whistle and hoist a flag up and down all day.

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Quote: Skoob1999
They used to have an eccentric bloke in Gorleston years ago called 'Silly Willie' - he used to dress up like an admiral, blow a whistle and hoist this flag up and down all day. Don't know if he's still around but I reckon he'd have made a great spoofer.

Regards

Skoob.

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When I was a kid we were so poor that my Mother got all our clothes from War on Want.

One year I went to school dressed as a Japanese Admiral.

The old ones are the best. Mind you, the Japanese don't look old, being so small.