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I told the wife I'd go shopping with her tonight.

It takes her four hours to get down the bread aisle.

So if any Spoofers happen to be in Asda or Tesco or Sainsbury's or wherever we end up and fancy a chat in the cheese aisle, I'll see you there.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I told the wife I'd go shopping with her tonight.

It takes her four hours to get down the bread aisle.

So if any Spoofers happen to be in Asda or Tesco or Sainsbury's or wherever we end up and fancy a chat in the cheese aisle, I'll see you there.

Regards

Skoob.

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I'll bring the crackers.

Shopping for cheese is an art and checking the display in the bedroom is an art form....linger and sample before gorging! I'm a 2 min man when it comes to bread, but I hear some blokes will linger for hours over buns....

She always tells me to hurry up when we get to that bit.

She'll spend all day looking at French sticks though...

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: Skoob1999

She always tells me to hurry up when we get to that bit.

She'll spend all day looking at French sticks though...

Regards

Skoob

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heard that's what the French PM said just this morning after he finished his Karate Exercise and went looking for his wife....

Bet she was with an Italian.

They get about those Italians.

You have to watch em.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Bet she was with an Italian.

They get about those Italians.

You have to watch em.

Regards

Skoob.

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nothing quite like hard salami in a tasty french roll fresh from the oven....

I'll bring the crackers.

Shopping for cheese is an art and checking the display in the bedroom is an art form....linger and sample before gorging! I'm a 2 min man when it comes to bread, but I hear some blokes will linger for hours over buns....

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hmmm... depends on whether it's a really smelly cheese, I won't linger over that... I go on a sample binge whenever I get the chance, I make them sample every cheese - it really pisses them off... then I don't buy any... I had a pizza recently that had analogue cheese on it - turns out it weren't cheese at all, but yeast and nuts and stuff, I 'm waiting for the good digital cheese.

I like digital cheese.

But the number fours in it makes me sneeze.

Regards

Skoob.

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I like digital cheese.

But the number fours in it makes me sneeze.

Regards

Skoob.

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Since you're shopping I have to mention this from my Caracas Story & Sean Penn:

Larry King is said to have been speechless, but Glen Beck called Penn just another 'Hollywood Hemorrhoid" now eligible for treatment under 'Obamacare.'

The story was picked up by google and is now on a hemorrhoid treatment website....check the medical treatment isle, and see if there a trailer for the story there too!....Laughing too hard to sit down...it hurts so Much!

and here I thought my 'readership' was shrinking.....

Fucking hell Cap

I nearly grew a beard reading that post!

Regards

Skoob.

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Fucking hell Cap

I nearly grew a beard reading that post!

Regards

Skoob.

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CONCENTRATE and get back on your ADS meds...!

My WHAT?

Regards

Skoob.

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My WHAT?

Regards

Skoob.

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...attention deficit stuff....the little blue ones that snap you to attention.....

Know what's really fun shopping for? A new gun! Can spend hours checking out the latest from Benelli, Baretta, Heckler-Koch, Blazer, Smith-Wesson and many others. Fine shotguns in particular are fascinating to peruse.

She's just got up from having a nap.

She's changed her mind now.

Bloody typical.

She just asked me if I like yoghurt.

WTF?

Regards

Skoob.

Skoob old boy, you really need a pint!

I go shopping every week, Friday's actually, see you there

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Skoob old boy, you really need a pint!

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Need something Bargis old boy.

Not quite sure what...

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Skoob old boy, you really need a pint!

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Need something Bargis old boy.

Not quite sure what...

Regards

Skoob

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it's Friday, treat yourself

I went shopping earlier. I looked for you around the cheese counter, but you were not there.

Rather ruined my shopping trip.


Mind you, I doubt Mrs Skoob would spend 4 hours in the bread aisle over here. That's a long time to spend with the mold.

I decided to have a bottle of export guinness I brought back over from recent visit home. It was one of the ones I was saving for St Patrick's day, but....

Earl

She's changed her mind again.

Looks like the shopping trip is back on.

You just missed JaggedOne.

He was asking after you.

Enjoy the Guinness.

Regards

Skoob.

Women.....

She says I can't have a beer now.

Just because I haven't had one for 70 days.

Thinks it'll go to my head.

I think I'll kill her...

Homicidally

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

She says I can't have a beer now.

Just because I haven't had one for 70 days.

Thinks it'll go to my head.

I think I'll kill her...

Homicidally

Skoob.

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and don't linger in the tabloid aisles...horny Bastard!

Sounds like my missus!

Mine spends inordinate amounts of time in the cleaning products aisle. Maybe it's that Mr. Muscle

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Quote: Skoob1999

She always tells me to hurry up when we get to that bit.

She'll spend all day looking at French sticks though...

Regards

Skoob

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