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Erskin Quint
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Posted: 28 Feb 10 22:31
Tim Burton's new 3D version of Winnie The Pooh, starring Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham-Carter, Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter, stars Johnny Depp as Johnny Depp in a Gothic Tigger suit.

'Disney does it again!' beams Shoehorn Collector's Quarterly. 'Johnny Depp IS Johnny Depp!' screams the Rottingdean Bugle.

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Posted: 28 Feb 10 23:24
Nobody does Johnny Depp better than Johnny Depp.

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Posted: 28 Feb 10 23:42
Pure genius in casting! He's the spittin' image!

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Posted: 2 Mar 10 07:30

Quote: Erskin Quint

Tim Burton's new 3D version of Winnie The Pooh, starring Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham-Carter, Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter, stars Johnny Depp as Johnny Depp in a Gothic Tigger suit.

'Disney does it again!' beams Shoehorn Collector's Quarterly. 'Johnny Depp IS Johnny Depp!' screams the Rottingdean Bugle.



Funny idea!

Any plans to do this as a full blown spoof?



Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Mar 10 14:30
Depp is easily the most overrated actor of this generation. Burton is easily the most overrated filmmaker. I have yet to enjoy any Burton movie as all are pieces of crap.

Bargis Tryhol
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Posted: 2 Mar 10 14:41
Johnny Depp? Me thinks he's too full of himself and his 'Leave me alone, can't you see I'm an artist' attitude is just boring.

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Posted: 2 Mar 10 15:07

Quote: Jalapenoman

Depp is easily the most overrated actor of this generation. Burton is easily the most overrated filmmaker. I have yet to enjoy any Burton movie as all are pieces of crap.


What about Edward Scissorhands do you think it would have been better if they cut a few scenes out.

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Posted: 2 Mar 10 15:19
My wife likes Johnny Depp.




I think he's a *^@t.



The fun we have discussing his films......

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Posted: 2 Mar 10 16:49

Quote: Earl Grey

My wife likes Johnny Depp.




I think he's a *^@t.



The fun we have discussing his films......


Could not be bothered with all These Pirates of the Carribean films Johnny Depp was in but he was brilliant in a Movie called THE NINTH GATE where he investigates a book that is an occult masterpiece.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 2 Mar 10 22:08

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Tim Burton's new 3D version of Winnie The Pooh, starring Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham-Carter, Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter, stars Johnny Depp as Johnny Depp in a Gothic Tigger suit.

'Disney does it again!' beams Shoehorn Collector's Quarterly. 'Johnny Depp IS Johnny Depp!' screams the Rottingdean Bugle.



Funny idea!

Any plans to do this as a full blown spoof?


Well, it started as a snippet, but it may be expandable, if I could get my arse into gear!

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Posted: 2 Mar 10 22:42
So does mine! What is it about this King of Weird and his mate TB?



Quote: Earl Grey

My wife likes Johnny Depp.




I think he's a *^@t.



The fun we have discussing his films......


Jalapenoman
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Posted: 2 Mar 10 22:46 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 2 Mar 10 22:46
I'm lucky as my wife also dislikes Depp and his lover Burton.

She loves Twilight and American Idol, so I guess that's the payoff. I can't have everything.

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Posted: 3 Mar 10 02:38 - Edited By: Madame Bitters, 3 Mar 10 05:11

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So does mine! What is it about this King of Weird and his mate TB?


Tuberculosis is nobody's mate, mate.

Erskin Quint
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Posted: 3 Mar 10 23:34
And what about Alice as a 19-year old! Charlie D would be spinning in his grave, if grave-spinning were any kind of meaningful concept!

Helena Bonham-Carter, however, is a delectable morsel, though there are worrying Gothic (neo-Gothic?) menage-a-trois
suggestions the way things are going these days with her, Tim and Johnny.

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Posted: 3 Mar 10 23:40

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Quote: Jalapenoman

Depp is easily the most overrated actor of this generation. Burton is easily the most overrated filmmaker. I have yet to enjoy any Burton movie as all are pieces of crap.


What about Edward Scissorhands do you think it would have been better if they cut a few scenes out.


You're handy with the cutting remarks.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 3 Mar 10 23:56

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What about Edward Scissorhands do you think it would have been better if they cut a few scenes out.


Keep Vincent Price, but cut out every other scene in the movie. Also, in the Price/Depp scenes, keep only Price (pan and scan to cut out Depp).

That should give you a one minute film that might be watchable.

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Posted: 4 Mar 10 10:59

Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: SPECTRUM

What about Edward Scissorhands do you think it would have been better if they cut a few scenes out.


Keep Vincent Price, but cut out every other scene in the movie. Also, in the Price/Depp scenes, keep only Price (pan and scan to cut out Depp).

That should give you a one minute film that might be watchable.


Funny the Vincent Price scene was the one I wanted to cut out as I did not want him to die in his last Movie after all the good films he was in.


 
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