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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tim Burton's new 3D version of Winnie The Pooh, starring Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham-Carter, Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham-Carter, stars Johnny Depp as Johnny Depp in a Gothic Tigger suit.
'Disney does it again!' beams Shoehorn Collector's Quarterly. 'Johnny Depp IS Johnny Depp!' screams the Rottingdean Bugle. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nobody does Johnny Depp better than Johnny Depp.
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Jean Le Fete
Deanalope Location: Mid No Where Registered: 14 May 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Pure genius in casting! He's the spittin' image!
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Funny idea! Any plans to do this as a full blown spoof? |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Depp is easily the most overrated actor of this generation. Burton is easily the most overrated filmmaker. I have yet to enjoy any Burton movie as all are pieces of crap.
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
Johnny Depp? Me thinks he's too full of himself and his 'Leave me alone, can't you see I'm an artist' attitude is just boring.
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SPECTRUM
Writer Location: In a place Far Far away Registered: 10 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
What about Edward Scissorhands do you think it would have been better if they cut a few scenes out. |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
My wife likes Johnny Depp.
I think he's a *^@t. The fun we have discussing his films...... |
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SPECTRUM
Writer Location: In a place Far Far away Registered: 10 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Could not be bothered with all These Pirates of the Carribean films Johnny Depp was in but he was brilliant in a Movie called THE NINTH GATE where he investigates a book that is an occult masterpiece. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Well, it started as a snippet, but it may be expandable, if I could get my arse into gear! |
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Lynton
Writer |
So does mine! What is it about this King of Weird and his mate TB?
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
I'm lucky as my wife also dislikes Depp and his lover Burton.
She loves Twilight and American Idol, so I guess that's the payoff. I can't have everything. |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
And what about Alice as a 19-year old! Charlie D would be spinning in his grave, if grave-spinning were any kind of meaningful concept!
Helena Bonham-Carter, however, is a delectable morsel, though there are worrying Gothic (neo-Gothic?) menage-a-trois suggestions the way things are going these days with her, Tim and Johnny. |
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Erskin Quint
Opium-eater Registered: 15 Oct 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You're handy with the cutting remarks. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Keep Vincent Price, but cut out every other scene in the movie. Also, in the Price/Depp scenes, keep only Price (pan and scan to cut out Depp). That should give you a one minute film that might be watchable. |
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SPECTRUM
Writer Location: In a place Far Far away Registered: 10 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Funny the Vincent Price scene was the one I wanted to cut out as I did not want him to die in his last Movie after all the good films he was in. |
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