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I do the answers - you supply the questions.

This time it's a numbers quiz.

1) 36

2) 7

3) 365

4) 3.142

5) 99

6) 4+1

7) M

147

9) 60

10) 50%


Good Luck!

1) 36 myIQ

2) 7 number of times I failed my driving test

3) 365 days since I puked

4) 3.142 pies I ate today

5) 99 red balloons

6) 4+1 repeats of CH4

7) M NOPQR finish it off I'm bored

147 10 next in series

9) 60 your IQ

10) 50% never got as high as that in an exam

1. If the Earth was 100km further out from the sun, how many days would December have?
2. Which question has the answer 'M'?
3. Which bus takes Skoob to Old Trafford?
4. How many seconds would it take Usain Bolt to run the 100metres if he doesn't stop to tie his shoelaces?
5. How many hours do tortoises copulate for?
6. How long is a piece of string?
7. What is CxC?
8. What was Boeing's first plane called?
9. How old was Hugh Heffner when he REALLY lost his virginity?
10. How much of Coca Cola is sugar?

Iain

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Quote: Skoob1999

I do the answers - you supply the questions.

This time it's a numbers quiz.

1) 36 How many pints an hour does Skoob usually drink?

2) 7 George Best!

3) 365 How many pints an hour did George Best usually drink?

4) 3.142 How many pies an hour does Skoob eat?

5) 99 100! Coming, ready or not. Where is everyone?

6) 4+1 What is 5?

7) M Mmm...... ?

147 Why is Ronnie O'Sullivan so good at snooker?

9) 60 Happy birthday you old git

10) 50% More or less?


Good Luck!

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I've now studied this quiz..
It's very clever..
So clever.. I haven't yet worked it out..
The answers are obvious..
To anyone with a grain of intelligence..

OK... click - click - click....

The answer's 27.8

Now Skoobie - bet you can't tell me how I got there?

1) If Keira Knightly, Taylor Swift, and Kate Hudson added their bra sizes together, what number would they get?
36

2) How many sheep does it take to satisfy the nightly needs of the average Irishman?
7 (That's what Fergus said, so I believe him)

3) How many new identities did Monkey Woods create on the site last year?
365

4) How many whole chickens does Jesus Budda eat at an average setting?
3.142

5) Which was the sexiest agent on Get Smart?
99

6) If Swedish Olympic Sensation wanted to crawl into bed with me and my ladies, how would you express this as a math equation?
4+1

7) If you eat all but one candy in a bag of M&M's, what do you have left?
M

How many lies does the average politician tell between his morning shower and his breakfast?
147

9) What is your probably IQ if you would vote for Barack Obama for reelection?
60

10) What percentage of writers on this site have slept with Monkey Wood's wife?
50% (and it was only one guy)

1) 36 = How Many Japanese Blow Jobs has Skoob had?

2) 7 = Why did Brad Pitt lose his wifes head?

3) 365 = How many days has Skoob gone without sex?

4) 3.142 = what is the Answer to the above question x 3,666666?

5) 99 = Nina had how many Luftballons?

6) 4+1 = What is Jaggedone's record number of pussies sucked in one night?

7) M = What was Hiltler's greatest legacy?

147 = How many 69's between a French pussy and a black dick?

9) 60 = who is nearly?

10) 50% = What is 1/2 of Bill Gates salary


Good Luck!

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I don't need any, I'm fucking Einstein

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Quote: Skoob1999

I do the answers - you supply the questions.

This time it's a numbers quiz.

1) According to Albanian mysticism, the number of hidden ljrkhat-mu in each generation.
36

2) Number of embroidered Nepalese yak-herder's waistcoats owned by Arthur Askey at the time of his death. They were all buried with him (the waistcoats, that is; the yak-herders never left Nepal, try though Arthur might to get them out of there). Askey made an impression in Nepal; they called him 'Little English Goggle-Eyes Criminal who is only funny when he try to sing'.
7

3) Number of the names of the Lima, Peru man nicknamed 'Man of the Year' because he has a name for each day and changes it every day. There is insufficient space here to give his full name, but here is a short extract: Jeremiah Wobegone Mullion Ishmael Bill Chumpitaz......etc etc (oh just stop - we're only at the 6th of January for Heaven's Sake - Ed).
365

4) Population of Squaw Gusset, Idaho.
3.142

5) Number of times Ashley Cole thinks about himself naked each hour.
99

6) Enid Blyton's original concept for the Famous Five. She envisaged 4 children plus an escaped child-molester, but was discouraged by her husband, who feared low sales.
4+1

7) Symbol denoting the average coeffluent valiety of a non-stable solution of nirhium, in Heinz Lebensbletter's Banded Nulliance formula.
M

Bullets found in 'Crumhorn' Wilkinson, the Antique Musician gangster, after his assassination by 'Transverse Flute' Anstruther in Cambridge in 1937.
147

9) Twice half of a third of a sixteenth of 75% of the square root of Nuckstool's Golden Number.
60

10) The former accountant rap artist nicknamed 'The Bookkeeper'.
50%


Good Luck!

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Quote: IainB

1. If the Earth was 100km further out from the sun, how many days would December have?
2. Which question has the answer 'M'?
3. Which bus takes Skoob to Old Trafford?
4. How many seconds would it take Usain Bolt to run the 100metres if he doesn't stop to tie his shoelaces?
5. How many hours do tortoises copulate for?
6. How long is a piece of string?
7. What is CxC?
8. What was Boeing's first plane called?
9. How old was Hugh Heffner when he REALLY lost his virginity?
10. How much of Coca Cola is sugar?

Iain

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Wonderful stuff. Talking about string (and why not?), there's a great Goon Show ('The Great String Robbery') episode where some string has been stolen. They find what's left of the string laid out as 2 pieces, with a gap between. At first they think the middle piece has been cut out and thus they are looking for that bit. But then when they move the 2 bits together, they notice that the 2 ends are closer together - the overall length is smaller. So then they realise that what must have happened is that the thieves cut off the 2 ends and cut the remaining piece in the middle and cunningly pulled the 2 pieces apart, to give the impression that ONE middle piece is missing, rather than TWO end pieces. But let me not stay you, for there is other lunacy abroad.