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It's a bit sad really. And pathetic.
Saw that Toyota chap Mr. Toyoda having a bit of a sniffle on the telly. Sad bastard.

And the day before wasn't that American Toyota chap having another bit of a cry. Sad bastard.
Cheap and tacky and all they've done is make themselves and Toyota look like a pack of babies.

Don't cry, you knobs.
You hear me Mr. Toyoda? DON'T CRY!!!

And why aren't you called 'Toyota'? Get that fixed.

I have never cried in public. This is not some macho thing as I am quite clearly not macho. And I don't have a tear-duct problem.
I am just emotionally stunted - as far as excreting a saline viscous substance from my eyes.

If 'Mr. Toyoda' and 'Mr. American Toyota' just came out and said: "We made those cars that way to make 'em go faster", people would accept it and say "cool!! I want one of those go-faster Toyota's!".

But no. Instead they became big babies crying and sobbing like pathetic crying/sobbing babies. Their performances were as crappy and insincere as Gwyneth Paltrow's Oscar night speech.

I never liked Toyota that much anyway. Too plastic-y.


PS; stay away from green cars. They are cursed.

It worked for James Stewart on the Movie
Its a Wonderful life.

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It worked for James Stewart on the Movie
Its a Wonderful life.

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James Stewart drove a Toyota?

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Quote: Earl Grey

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It worked for James Stewart on the Movie
Its a Wonderful life.

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James Stewart drove a Toyota?

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Thats my belly shaking, that is!

Wait a second!
Jimmy Stewert cried becasue he felt his life was shit in Its a Wonderful Life.
And it did him fuck all use apart from making an angel appear.
And Clarence wasn't the best angel now was he?

Are you suggesting that Mr. Toyoda is trying to make an angel appear to show him what his lfe would be like if he hadn't been born?
And the other Toyota representative too?

Seems a bit convoluted.

That Henry Ford was a prick. But thats for another day.

You mean when he drove into a tree it was a Toyota.
I thought the brake problem was only recently.

Should you be doing that sort of thing in a Toyota?

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Wait a second!
Jimmy Stewert cried becasue he felt his life was shit in Its a Wonderful Life.
And it did him fuck all use apart from making an angel appear.
And Clarence wasn't the best angel now was he?

Are you suggesting that Mr. Toyoda is trying to make an angel appear to show him what his lfe would be like if he hadn't been born?
And the other Toyota representative too?

Seems a bit convoluted.

That Henry Ford was a prick. But thats for another day.

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He was also shown what life would have been like if he had never been born just like a parallel universe outcome.
Check out parallel universe comments in magazine section below.

Jimmy Stewert's entire problems were down to one thing: Uncle Billy.

That useless old fool lost the money and made everything terrible at Christmas time in the George Bailey household.

Mr. Potter was a nasty, bitter, resentful old man but if that stupid Uncle Billy hadn't been messing talking crap to him and taunting old man Potter instead of just lodging the takings in the bank then everything would've been fine.

Mr. Toyoda was let down by his own Uncle Billy.
Find that Uncle Billy and make him cry, I say!

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He was also shown what life would have been like if he had never been born just like a parallel universe outcome.
Check out parallel universe comments in magazine section below.

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No. Make me.

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He was also shown what life would have been like if he had never been born just like a parallel universe outcome.
Check out parallel universe comments in magazine section below.

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No. Make me.

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Maybe there's a better Jesus Buddha in a parallel universe.

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Should you be doing that sort of thing in a Toyota?

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I attempted it once in a Skoda but my Czech bounced

There are many Jesus Budda's roaming about causing mischief at the same time, different times and never.
One just went to your magazine discussion and posted a comment.
And there goes another one in a different direction. Probably off to make a cup of tea.

Back to Men Crying.

It's 'acceptable' to cry at the following times:

-Death (of loved ones)

-Mental anguish (when someone eats that last piece of cake you wanted so very much)

-Injury (usually a spontaneous reaction due to shock)

-Eye cleaning (hygiene-related)

- Peeling an Onion

It is not acceptable to cry on television in a shitty attempt to make people not sue you and stop buying your plastic cars.

I cried once.

No, sorry; I lied.

Not once.

Several times.

Regards

Skoob.

(The Liar)

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I cried once.

No, sorry; I lied.

Not once.

Several times.

Regards

Skoob.

(The Liar)

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I got LAYED too!

Crocodile tears................................................................head off crying man.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I cried once.

No, sorry; I lied.

Not once.

Several times.

Regards

Skoob.

(The Liar)

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I got LAYED too!

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only onst? time to move up to a better bridge JO.....

But should you do all of that in a Toyota?

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But should you do all of that in a Toyota?

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A Mini preferably, I like it tight!

Morse, I've applied for an upgrade with Konigin Beatrix, haven't received an answer yet!

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But should you do all of that in a Toyota?

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A Mini preferably, I like it tight!

Morse, I've applied for an upgrade with Konigin Beatrix, haven't received an answer yet!

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no luck there, try her Netherlands Aunt Tilly...I think she's located 'off shore'

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Quote: Jesus Budda
It's 'acceptable' to cry at the following times:

-Death (of loved ones)

-Mental anguish (when someone eats that last piece of cake you wanted so very much)

-Injury (usually a spontaneous reaction due to shock)

-Eye cleaning (hygiene-related)

- Peeling an Onion

It is not acceptable to cry on television in a shitty attempt to make people not sue you and stop buying your plastic cars.

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Chuy,

You forgot one:

It is only permitted for men to cry during two movies:
1. When Old Yeller Dies
2. When Gale Sayers (played by Billy Dee Williams) gives his "Thank God for Brian Piccollo speech at the end of "Brian's Song."

Men crying during any other movies are just pussies.

Chuy, seems to forget things like that

Chuy should remember these sort of things

no luck there, try her Netherlands Aunt Tilly...I think she's located 'off shore'

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I can think of other global locations to get laYed too:

AIDSTOWN in Ghana (DEAD CERT)
GAYTOWN in San Francisco (no thanks)
POLEDANCING PARADISE in Moscow, yeah, that's more like it!
WANKSVILLE in Warsaw
GANGBANG-COCK IN BANGCOCK, ETC!