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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The government in the Indian state of Meghalaya has confiscated textbooks showing pictures of Jesus Christ holding a cigarette and a can of beer.
Pic Indian state confiscates 'blasphemous' Jesus textbooks |
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
Why, Holy Smoke of course!
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victor nicholas
Doc  Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Looks like a coke to me.
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid  Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
He was a carpenter.
He would've smoked roll ups.................. |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Or Camels........................
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Or Olde Worlde Marlboros.................
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Or just wood shavings.
As he was poor..................... |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Jesus would NEVER endorse smoking, as it destroys the body, which is a holy vessel.
On the other hand, I don't know if God smokes, but I think He must have been whacked out of His gourd on something when He came up with human beings, possibly crack. |
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Bargis Tryhol
The Tripod |
Never crack! Angel Dust! |
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Earl Grey
Writer  Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I think right now he'd like to smoke Elton John
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