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Jalapenoman
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The big question...Who is going to win the Super Bowl?
(No waiting until after the game to make your pick, Fergus) Edit: The stupid system didn't pick up the question options. They were: The New Orleans Saints The Indianapolis Colts The Network ($$$$$$$$) I don't care Where are the cheerleaders? Can Mark do a fix on this?
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
JM:
The New Orlean's Saints, other wise my son-in law will never cook jambalaya for me ever again! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
What's a Superbowl, Shredded Wheat?
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Philbert of Macadamia
Historical nutcase Location: Pizmo Beach, Pennsyltucky Registered: 20 May 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
American Super Bowl = UK World Cup, without the off the field hooliganism!
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I have 12 days, 21 Hours and 56 Minutes to decide. I'll get back to you when I've checked the stats. |
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Richard DagNabbit
Writer Location: Sand Bar in the Pacific Ocean Registered: 3 Dec 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
N.O. The Sports World is looking for a new "Tiger" and Peyton says weird things every time he opens his mouth. Brees may be the new "man" by default.
Then there is the hex: Manning losing at Archie's old home fort to a team he specifically refused to play for (albeit Archie set that tone in place himself) is so perfect! A Spoof Writing Delight! |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I was just wondering to myself, how do you spell it correctly?
Is it Superbowl or Super Bowl or Fourhourboredomfest? |
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IainB
Gentle with me Location: (noun) a particular place Registered: 7 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It'll be the same winners as every year...the people who sell advertisement space.
Unless...there's another 30second blip of porn, then the viewing public will be the winners. Although, I don't think I could stand watching 3hours 59minutes and 30seconds of the rest of it, just for 30seconds of porn. It's easier to stick a dvd on. Iain |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Accrington Stanley.
Outsiders, but bound to make for an exciting final. Don't they wear padding in this sport? I'm not suggesting that they are a bit soft...... |
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birbee
Yorkshire Kid Location: gone.................... Registered: 17 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm voting for the last option............... |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Is it an American thing a lá McDonalds Superburger? |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Earl solidarity / Superbowl in Moscow = Spartak v The Tractorboys |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Spartak v CSKA (army) or Dinamo (KGB/Militsia). Tractorboys? Ipswich haven't been in Europe for a long time.
Earl solidarity / Superbowl in Moscow = Spartak v The Tractorboys |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Sorry Earl I thought they were Moscows second team? Beware of that Rasputin guy, terrific centre-forward? |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sorry Earl I thought they were Moscows second team? Beware of that Rasputin guy, terrific centre-forward? I hear he's a rather deep lying forward these days. Tractorboys might be the Ukraines team. Best not get the two mixed up. Bit of bad blood there. They regularly have news articles slagging off the Ukrainians . |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Beware of that Rasputin guy, terrific centre-forward?
I hear he's a rather deep lying forward these days. Tractorboys might be the Ukraines team. Best not get the two mixed up. Bit of bad blood there. They regularly have news articles slagging off the Ukrainians . I think we better not continue showing our ignorance to our US colleagues who think their Superbowl can compete with the FA Cup. Oh these Yanks they think the world is flat beyond Miami and LA. |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's just an advertisement overload with a bunch of heavily padded guys playing with a funny shaped ball.
There, that ought to do it.... |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
You've certainly done it now EG. I think you'd better tell Putin |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm safe deep inside Mother Russia.
Or I will be later. Oo er. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Earl you know that US-pies are everywhere, especially those steak and kidney ones. You can always take refuge by the HAG I mentioned on another thread. She must be a 103 by now and very horny! (its the Vodka) |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
As long as you don't have fingers in too many pies. That can make you go blind.
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Jaggedone
Banned |
That's a Christmas dish. cheat |
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Seanachie
Banned |
Colts: 27 Saints 10. Dallas Cowboy's Cheerleaders: 44. A team that could generate 5 turnovers and nearly lose? Doesn't say much for their offense. There oughta be a Cheerleaders Super Duper Fanny & Great American Breasticles Cup (C, D, DD divisions) for the Winners. Only oldie but goodie in this game is the Field Goal Kicker. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I have observed that they stop for a breather every five or six seconds, these 'footballers.'
If they used the same players throughout the game and kept the clock running they'd all be on their backs gasping for air after a minute. And before our American friends riposte by calling our football a sissy game - maybe they should google Bert Trautman who played on in a cup final with a broken neck. Or Gary Mabbut getting one half of his face demolished (literally) by an elbow in a Spurs/Wimbledon game. I could go on. Regards. Oh - almost forgot. New Orleans Saints. On paper the Colts may look a better bet, but it just feels right for the Saints. Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
And before our American friends riposte by calling our football a sissy game - maybe they should google Bert Trautman who played on in a cup final with a broken neck.
Or Gary Mabbut getting one half of his face demolished (literally) by an elbow in a Spurs/Wimbledon game. Skoob. Skoob ,lets not have a civil war here, Superbowl of porridge in the morning is suffice? |
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