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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 25 Jan 10 18:26 - Edited By: Jalapenoman, 25 Jan 10 18:28
The big question...Who is going to win the Super Bowl?

(No waiting until after the game to make your pick, Fergus)

Edit:
The stupid system didn't pick up the question options.

They were:
The New Orleans Saints
The Indianapolis Colts
The Network ($$$$$$$$)
I don't care
Where are the cheerleaders?

Can Mark do a fix on this?

Q: Who will win the Super Bowl?
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Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 25 Jan 10 18:35
JM:

The New Orlean's Saints, other wise my son-in law will never cook jambalaya for me ever again!


Jaggedone
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Posted: 25 Jan 10 19:55
What's a Superbowl, Shredded Wheat?

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 26 Jan 10 00:54 - Edited By: Philbert of Macadamia, 26 Jan 10 00:54
American Super Bowl = UK World Cup, without the off the field hooliganism!



Quote: Jaggedone

What's a Superbowl, Shredded Wheat?


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Posted: 26 Jan 10 01:06

Quote: Jalapenoman

The big question...Who is going to win the Super Bowl?

(No waiting until after the game to make your pick, Fergus)








I have 12 days, 21 Hours and 56 Minutes to decide.

I'll get back to you when I've checked the stats.

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Posted: 26 Jan 10 01:14
N.O. The Sports World is looking for a new "Tiger" and Peyton says weird things every time he opens his mouth. Brees may be the new "man" by default.

Then there is the hex: Manning losing at Archie's old home fort to a team he specifically refused to play for (albeit Archie set that tone in place himself) is so perfect!

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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 26 Jan 10 06:57
I was just wondering to myself, how do you spell it correctly?

Is it Superbowl or Super Bowl or Fourhourboredomfest?

IainB
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Posted: 26 Jan 10 08:31
It'll be the same winners as every year...the people who sell advertisement space.

Unless...there's another 30second blip of porn, then the viewing public will be the winners.

Although, I don't think I could stand watching 3hours 59minutes and 30seconds of the rest of it, just for 30seconds of porn. It's easier to stick a dvd on.

Iain

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Posted: 26 Jan 10 12:55
Accrington Stanley.


Outsiders, but bound to make for an exciting final.



Don't they wear padding in this sport? I'm not suggesting that they are a bit soft......

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Posted: 26 Jan 10 13:01

Quote: Jalapenoman

The big question...Who is going to win the Super Bowl?

(No waiting until after the game to make your pick, Fergus)

Edit:
The stupid system didn't pick up the question options.

They were:
The New Orleans Saints
The Indianapolis Colts
The Network ($$$$$$$$)
I don't care
Where are the cheerleaders?

Can Mark do a fix on this?


I'm voting for the last option...............

Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 Jan 10 16:14

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

American Super Bowl = UK World Cup, without the off the field hooliganism!



Quote: Jaggedone

What's a Superbowl, Shredded Wheat?



Is it an American thing a lá McDonalds Superburger?

Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 Jan 10 16:15

Quote: Earl Grey

Accrington Stanley.


Outsiders, but bound to make for an exciting final.



Don't they wear padding in this sport? I'm not suggesting that they are a bit soft......


Earl solidarity / Superbowl in Moscow = Spartak v The Tractorboys

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Posted: 26 Jan 10 16:25
Spartak v CSKA (army) or Dinamo (KGB/Militsia). Tractorboys? Ipswich haven't been in Europe for a long time.


Earl solidarity / Superbowl in Moscow = Spartak v The Tractorboys


Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 Jan 10 17:34

Quote: Earl Grey

Spartak v CSKA (army) or Dinamo (KGB/Militsia). Tractorboys? Ipswich haven't been in Europe for a long time.


Earl solidarity / Superbowl in Moscow = Spartak v The Tractorboys



Sorry Earl I thought they were Moscows second team?

Beware of that Rasputin guy, terrific centre-forward?

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Posted: 26 Jan 10 17:46

Quote: Jaggedone


Quote: Earl Grey

Spartak v CSKA (army) or Dinamo (KGB/Militsia). Tractorboys? Ipswich haven't been in Europe for a long time.


Earl solidarity / Superbowl in Moscow = Spartak v The Tractorboys



Sorry Earl I thought they were Moscows second team?

Beware of that Rasputin guy, terrific centre-forward?

I hear he's a rather deep lying forward these days.

Tractorboys might be the Ukraines team. Best not get the two mixed up. Bit of bad blood there. They regularly have news articles slagging off the Ukrainians .

Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 Jan 10 17:50
Beware of that Rasputin guy, terrific centre-forward?

I hear he's a rather deep lying forward these days.

Tractorboys might be the Ukraines team. Best not get the two mixed up. Bit of bad blood there. They regularly have news articles slagging off the Ukrainians .


I think we better not continue showing our ignorance to our US colleagues who think their Superbowl can compete with the FA Cup.

Oh these Yanks they think the world is flat beyond Miami and LA.

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Posted: 26 Jan 10 17:53
It's just an advertisement overload with a bunch of heavily padded guys playing with a funny shaped ball.


There, that ought to do it....

Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 Jan 10 17:55

Quote: Earl Grey

It's just an advertisement overload with a bunch of heavily padded guys playing with a funny shaped ball.


There, that ought to do it....


You've certainly done it now EG.

I think you'd better tell Putin

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Posted: 26 Jan 10 18:01
I'm safe deep inside Mother Russia.




Or I will be later. Oo er.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 Jan 10 18:04

Quote: Earl Grey

I'm safe deep inside Mother Russia.




Or I will be later. Oo er.


Earl you know that US-pies are everywhere, especially those steak and kidney ones.

You can always take refuge by the HAG I mentioned on another thread.

She must be a 103 by now and very horny! (its the Vodka)

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Posted: 26 Jan 10 18:09
As long as you don't have fingers in too many pies. That can make you go blind.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 Jan 10 18:38

Quote: Earl Grey

As long as you don't have fingers in too many pies. That can make you go blind.


That's a Christmas dish. cheat

Seanachie
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Posted: 26 Jan 10 18:44


Colts: 27 Saints 10. Dallas Cowboy's Cheerleaders: 44. A team that could generate 5 turnovers and nearly lose? Doesn't say much for their offense.

There oughta be a Cheerleaders Super Duper Fanny & Great American Breasticles Cup (C, D, DD divisions) for the Winners.

Only oldie but goodie in this game is the Field Goal Kicker.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 26 Jan 10 20:05
I have observed that they stop for a breather every five or six seconds, these 'footballers.'

If they used the same players throughout the game and kept the clock running they'd all be on their backs gasping for air after a minute.

And before our American friends riposte by calling our football a sissy game - maybe they should google Bert Trautman who played on in a cup final with a broken neck.

Or Gary Mabbut getting one half of his face demolished (literally) by an elbow in a Spurs/Wimbledon game.

I could go on.

Regards.

Oh - almost forgot. New Orleans Saints. On paper the Colts may look a better bet, but it just feels right for the Saints.

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 26 Jan 10 20:19
And before our American friends riposte by calling our football a sissy game - maybe they should google Bert Trautman who played on in a cup final with a broken neck.

Or Gary Mabbut getting one half of his face demolished (literally) by an elbow in a Spurs/Wimbledon game.

Skoob.


Skoob ,lets not have a civil war here, Superbowl of porridge in the morning is suffice?


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