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Back to work ya slacker.

Trouble with shift work is there's a lot to shift

He's in the trunk of my car.

...according to informed sources, he's still 'poached', but recovering....

another source says he's in hiding after being exposed on the front page of the

Sun face down in the snow with his kilt up over his arse on New Years Eve....


the most credible is that he took extended maternity leave after his wabbits all gave birth at the same time, and he's just 'overwhelmed' at the moment...

QM: Welsh Wabbit Recipe?

He actually committed HARI KARI after the Leeds result

All correct.

Actually I'm up to my neck in snow right now.

Got cramp too.

Nice cup of Horlicks (malted milk) then beddie byes.

G'night Jim Bob!

Skoob

Careful Skoob! Your tiny fella could totally shrivel up in such cold weather!

Hey Earl!
Happy New Year!

It's gotta be colder than shit in Moscow now! Hell! It's cold here in Florida! 27 deg F!

Earl you rascal!

Does this mean you're back?

Cricket's off here by the way

We missed you!

Skoob

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Hey Earl!
Happy New Year!

It's gotta be colder than shit in Moscow now! Hell! It's cold here in Florida! 27 deg F!

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Happy New Year.

No, it's only -13 today and should be even warmer by the weekend.

Morning Skoob!

You're in a razzle dazzle mood! Get any 'mud fer yer turtle' last night?

Good to see you back on. You missed the major rumble over the holidays. We were attacked by flying assholes from Mars.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Earl you rascal!

Does this mean you're back?

Cricket's off here by the way

We missed you!

Skoob

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Intersting to see South Africa playing South Africa at the moment.

The way Man U are playing surely you would rather have football off?

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

Morning Skoob!

You're in a razzle dazzle mood! Get any 'mud fer yer turtle' last night?

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Good morrow friend Bargis.

Whiteout here right now.

Is it true what I heard about Tripod Towers toppling Burj Dubais off the World's Tallest Building spot?

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Skoob1999

Earl you rascal!

Does this mean you're back?

Cricket's off here by the way

We missed you!

Skoob

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Intersting to see South Africa playing South Africa at the moment.

The way Man U are playing surely you would rather have football off?

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Hi Earl,

City game's off tonight.

Fergie's putting a new fuse in his hairdrier.

Regards

Skoob.

Whiteout! Wow! Hope you can stay indoors today. Are you guys having an abnormal amount of snow this year or is this normally that cold and wet in winter?

Well, it is a bit too cold for old chaps like Viera to go outside.


Games called off? Next you lot will be having a winter break in the football season and brining back plastic pitches.

Re games off:

Police advice. Pitches and stadiums okay but conditions likely to cause long delays.

Skoob.

Conditions?


It's called snow. And it tends to happen in winter.


Anyway, got a few things to do now. BTW nice to see Fulham beat Man U.

Again!

Erm...

Gulp...

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Quote: Earl Grey

Conditions?


It's called snow. And it tends to happen in winter.


Anyway, got a few things to do now. BTW nice to see Fulham beat Man U.

Again!

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EARL!!!!! How bout stoppin' by a bit more often for a spot of tea!!

Happy New Year!

Morse

EARL!!!!! How bout stoppin' by a bit more often for a spot of tea!!

Happy New Year!

Morse

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Sure, will pop in from time to time. For tea.

Or perhaps vodka......

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Quote: Skoob1999


Got cramp too.

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Sounds like Skoob's on the rag. No wonder he was so pissy a few days ago, the guy was PMS'ing.

I just found Skoob!!!

Where am I?

Who are all you people?

zzzzzzz

Coma coma coma coma Coma Chameleon.....