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Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 18:00
So far i have a huge fan base of 1.



Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 18:15
I only charge 1 dollar to join

Skoob1999
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 19:18
I'll join PMC.

A dollar sounds like great value.

I love fan clubs.

I joined Michael Jackson's fan club and he sent me an autographed copy of 'Just Another Part Of Me'

I sent it right back, with a note saying:

"Just another part of you? Not on your Nelly matey! Stick it up your arse thank you very much all the same!"

Regards

Skoob.

PS - When do I pick up the dollar? Or do you want me to send you one? I think I can run to it from my commission as a 'Big Issue' vendor.

Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 19:25
You have to pay me 1 Dollar to join, and unlike the late Mr Jackson i wont perform fellatio for that.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 19:27

Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

You have to pay me 1 Dollar to join, and unlike the late Mr Jackson i wont perform fellatio for that.


I wouldn't want you to!

Eeeuuurrrgh!

Skoob.

Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 19:36
AH haha just thought i would mention it seeing as Mj was mentioned ,cough cough.

The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 20:26

Quote: Skoob1999

I joined Michael Jackson's fan club and he sent me an autographed copy of 'Just Another Part Of Me'

I sent it right back, with a note saying:

"Just another part of you? Not on your Nelly matey! Stick it up your arse thank you very much all the same!"




The thought of MJ sticking a part of himself up his own arse... too much!

I started my own fan club once, but it was disbanded in less than 5 minutes when everyone agreed watching the 16" air mover oscillate was truly monotonous.

Sadly, I'm not a fan of fan clubs any more.

Earl Grey
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 23:27
I'm a big fan of clubs.



Unlike some seals I've met in the past.....

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Posted: 6 Sep 09 23:27

Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: Skoob1999

I joined Michael Jackson's fan club and he sent me an autographed copy of 'Just Another Part Of Me'

I sent it right back, with a note saying:

"Just another part of you? Not on your Nelly matey! Stick it up your arse thank you very much all the same!"




The thought of MJ sticking a part of himself up his own arse... too much!

I started my own fan club once, but it was disbanded in less than 5 minutes when everyone agreed watching the 16" air mover oscillate was truly monotonous.

Sadly, I'm not a fan of fan clubs any more.


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i am an avid supporter of fan clubs

i have a terrific heavy duty all metal cyclone wind machine that moves air like nobody's business!

i only have to run the air con for about 6 weeks in the summer

it really saves on the electric bill



smurfette
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 23:32 - Edited By: smurfette, 7 Sep 09 02:30

Quote: Earl Grey

I'm a big fan of clubs.



Unlike some seals I've met in the past.....


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are you serious?

i much prefer diamonds, with the occasional heart thrown in. i simply cannot abide spades; they are the most vulgar suit of all!




Earl Grey
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 23:40

Quote: smurfette


Quote: Earl Grey

I'm a big fan of clubs.



Unlike some seals I've met in the past.....


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are you serious?

i much prefer diamonds, with the occasional heart thrown in. i simply cannot abide spade; they are tshe most vulgar suit of all!


Shovel.


I always call it that.

smurfette
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 02:31

Quote: Earl Grey


Quote: smurfette


Quote: Earl Grey

I'm a big fan of clubs.



Unlike some seals I've met in the past.....


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are you serious?

i much prefer diamonds, with the occasional heart thrown in. i simply cannot abide spade; they are tshe most vulgar suit of all!


Shovel.


I always call it that.


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hee hee hee

victor nicholas
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 14:35 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 7 Sep 09 14:37

Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

I only charge 1 dollar to join


Does that mean I get to club you?

If it does I'll give you two dollars.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 14:44
Dear Pimply,

#1. We have all joined the cult of Jesus Budda. Please look for recruits somewhere else.

#2. I'd try an acne cream for your problem.

#3. Some writers here do not know the meaning of the word "dollar." They pay with pounds, shillings, euros, rupies, pesos, lira, and other forms of money. Please inform them that the dollar is the now almost worthless American currency.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 15:28
NO!

Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 15:49

Quote: Earl Grey

I'm a big fan of clubs.



Unlike some seals I've met in the past.....


Ahhha, you cruel bastard!

Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 15:51

Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

I only charge 1 dollar to join


Does that mean I get to club you?

If it does I'll give you two dollars.



No thanks i dont wanna, be clubbed like a seal!

Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 15:52

Quote: Jalapenoman

Dear Pimply,

#1. We have all joined the cult of Jesus Budda. Please look for recruits somewhere else.

#2. I'd try an acne cream for your problem.

#3. Some writers here do not know the meaning of the word "dollar." They pay with pounds, shillings, euros, rupies, pesos, lira, and other forms of money. Please inform them that the dollar is the now almost worthless American currency.



i Was lieing about the dollar, really i would pay them in grains of rice, surely the dollar is worth 2 grains of rice?ok ok maybe 1 grain.

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Posted: 7 Sep 09 16:40

Quote: Pimpmycapitalist


Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

I only charge 1 dollar to join


Does that mean I get to club you?

If it does I'll give you two dollars.



No thanks i dont wanna, be clubbed like a seal!


I believe they use a hakapic.

A hakapic is kind of like a picaxe, it is about four feet in length with one side for hooking the seal and one for beating and killing it with.


Jaggedone
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 16:44
I believe they use a hakapic.

A hakapic is kind of like a picaxe, it is about four feet in length with one side for hooking the seal and one for beating and killing it with.


There's a drink called Canadian Club and the answer is still NO!

Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 23:01

Quote: Jaggedone

NO!



AWW pws join! I will even get a Crystal Palace fan for you to Bruce lee ,ninja fly kick!.



Skoob1999
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 23:08

Quote: Pimpmycapitalist


Quote: Jaggedone

NO!



AWW pws join! I will even get a Crystal Palace fan for you to Bruce lee ,ninja fly kick!.


You just might have hit the nail on the head there PMC!

Will JO be able to resist walking in the footsteps of his hero?

Stay tuned...

(Cantona's attempt at a kung fu kick on the Simmonds bloke was a bit of a mess really. Comes down with his back to his opponent, loses his footing, not good. A proper hoolie would have had him.)

Regards

Skoob.

Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 23:12 - Edited By: Pimpmycapitalist, 7 Sep 09 23:14

Quote: Skoob1999


Quote: Pimpmycapitalist


Quote: Jaggedone

NO!



AWW pws join! I will even get a Crystal Palace fan for you to Bruce lee ,ninja fly kick!.


You just might have hit the nail on the head there PMC!

Will JO be able to resist walking in the footsteps of his hero?

Stay tuned...

(Cantona's attempt at a kung fu kick on the Simmonds bloke was a bit of a mess really. Comes down with his back to his opponent, loses his footing, not good. A proper hoolie would have had him.)

Regards

Skoob.


ah haha

He left his mark thoughS it was imprinted on his chest, clearly visible.

hahahha

Regards PMC

Skoob1999
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 23:18
Mon dieu, qui qui.

Seems like there's only us here at the moment PMC.

Wanna do an interview for the forum?

I'll be the stooge question master.

Regards

Skoob.

Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 8 Sep 09 00:57
Ah haha maybe another time M8, i am kinda tired gonna hit the sack.!

regards

PMC


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