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Pimpmycapitalist
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So far i have a huge fan base of 1.
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Pimpmycapitalist
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I only charge 1 dollar to join
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'll join PMC.
A dollar sounds like great value. I love fan clubs. I joined Michael Jackson's fan club and he sent me an autographed copy of 'Just Another Part Of Me' I sent it right back, with a note saying: "Just another part of you? Not on your Nelly matey! Stick it up your arse thank you very much all the same!" Regards Skoob. PS - When do I pick up the dollar? Or do you want me to send you one? I think I can run to it from my commission as a 'Big Issue' vendor. |
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Pimpmycapitalist
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You have to pay me 1 Dollar to join, and unlike the late Mr Jackson i wont perform fellatio for that.
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I wouldn't want you to! Eeeuuurrrgh! Skoob. |
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Pimpmycapitalist
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AH haha just thought i would mention it seeing as Mj was mentioned ,cough cough.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The thought of MJ sticking a part of himself up his own arse... too much! I started my own fan club once, but it was disbanded in less than 5 minutes when everyone agreed watching the 16" air mover oscillate was truly monotonous. Sadly, I'm not a fan of fan clubs any more. |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm a big fan of clubs.
Unlike some seals I've met in the past..... |
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smurfette
Writer Location: tulsa, oklahoma, usa Registered: 22 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
******************************************************** i am an avid supporter of fan clubs i have a terrific heavy duty all metal cyclone wind machine that moves air like nobody's business! i only have to run the air con for about 6 weeks in the summer it really saves on the electric bill |
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smurfette
Writer Location: tulsa, oklahoma, usa Registered: 22 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
******************************************************** are you serious? i much prefer diamonds, with the occasional heart thrown in. i simply cannot abide spades; they are the most vulgar suit of all! |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shovel. I always call it that. |
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smurfette
Writer Location: tulsa, oklahoma, usa Registered: 22 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
***************************************************** hee hee hee |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Does that mean I get to club you? If it does I'll give you two dollars. |
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Jalapenoman
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Dear Pimply,
#1. We have all joined the cult of Jesus Budda. Please look for recruits somewhere else. #2. I'd try an acne cream for your problem. #3. Some writers here do not know the meaning of the word "dollar." They pay with pounds, shillings, euros, rupies, pesos, lira, and other forms of money. Please inform them that the dollar is the now almost worthless American currency. |
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Jaggedone
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NO!
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Pimpmycapitalist
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Ahhha, you cruel bastard! |
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Pimpmycapitalist
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No thanks i dont wanna, be clubbed like a seal! |
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Pimpmycapitalist
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i Was lieing about the dollar, really i would pay them in grains of rice, surely the dollar is worth 2 grains of rice?ok ok maybe 1 grain. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I believe they use a hakapic. A hakapic is kind of like a picaxe, it is about four feet in length with one side for hooking the seal and one for beating and killing it with. |
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Jaggedone
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I believe they use a hakapic.
A hakapic is kind of like a picaxe, it is about four feet in length with one side for hooking the seal and one for beating and killing it with. There's a drink called Canadian Club and the answer is still NO! |
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Pimpmycapitalist
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AWW pws join! I will even get a Crystal Palace fan for you to Bruce lee ,ninja fly kick!. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You just might have hit the nail on the head there PMC! Will JO be able to resist walking in the footsteps of his hero? Stay tuned... (Cantona's attempt at a kung fu kick on the Simmonds bloke was a bit of a mess really. Comes down with his back to his opponent, loses his footing, not good. A proper hoolie would have had him.) Regards Skoob. |
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Pimpmycapitalist
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ah haha He left his mark though S it was imprinted on his chest, clearly visible.hahahha Regards PMC |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Mon dieu, qui qui.
Seems like there's only us here at the moment PMC. Wanna do an interview for the forum? I'll be the stooge question master. Regards Skoob. |
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Pimpmycapitalist
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Ah haha maybe another time M8, i am kinda tired gonna hit the sack.!
regards PMC |
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