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Philbert of Macadamia
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Philbert of Macadamia

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Posted: 5 Sep 09 17:04
All:

Continuing on from what Frankie The J started for Phobias, why not made up Viruses and Ailments, examples.

Streptocaca: The virus causes whatever is touched to turn to a mass of smelly brown stuff.

Posterior Ache: A pain in the Rump

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Philbert

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 5 Sep 09 17:30
Made up stuff?

There's always Global Warming.

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 5 Sep 09 17:34
........some writers that claim they have a 'funny bone'!

Philbert of Macadamia
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Posted: 5 Sep 09 18:08

Global Warming: Al Gore sitting on a heat radiator!


Quote: Jalapenoman

Made up stuff?

There's always Global Warming.


Frankie The J
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Posted: 5 Sep 09 22:51
The Minihaha viral strain.

Skoob's wife is the first known victim. You figure it out, what.

Morse
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Posted: 5 Sep 09 22:59


Friggievulvanucleous: very deadly and deters snakes from striking, or for that matter even getting as close as 'in your pants'



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Posted: 6 Sep 09 23:16
Palinsvulvanosis: an incurable infection resulting from close contact with that massive walking cunt, Sarah Palin



Earl Grey
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Posted: 6 Sep 09 23:26
Skoobed.

As in "It's so cold today my penis is totally Skoobed"

Frankie The J
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 04:47
Cackleberryintoxication: The malodorous malady that occurs when one eats too many pickled eggs at one setting.

Earl Grey
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Posted: 7 Sep 09 07:36
Colonelus Juanus


One disappears up one's own arsehole.


 
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