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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I've heard that the moon is made of cheese and that the Earth is flat. It wouldn't put me off going on a round the world cruise, nor encourage me to take a trip to a lunar fromagerie. |
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Mark
Little Red Hen Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Okay, maybe they're not the best examples, hopefully you can come up with some better ones.
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Pimpmycapitalist
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Unitented pregnancy rate to whom? As far as i am concerned labour only got in because they more or less encouraged chavs to start families.Imo its what pulled the votes in for them .
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Fucking for social democracy! Doctor to new parents: Congratulations, it's a socialist. Not that 'New Labour' have anything to do with any ideology. |
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Pimpmycapitalist
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I think your right, labour live in lah lah land.
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Except Prescott. He lives in lard lard land |
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Pimpmycapitalist
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Labour PR spokesperson announces Labours Strategic campaign for the upcoming election "well its simple really we do some maths and work out which biggest mass of population we will target, remember we want say about 60 percent or more of the population"
"then we tell them exactly what they want to hear and stick some honey and almonds on top" "the poor bastards swallow it as intended" |
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