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Mark
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Posted: 5 Sep 09 09:17

Contraception myths 'widespread'

A UK survey has revealed that myths about contraception may be widespread.

One in five women said they had heard of kitchen items, including bread, cling film and even chicken skin, being used as alternative barrier methods.

A variety of unsafe and unproven methods might still exist in modern Britain.

Dr Annie Evans, Women's Health Specialist at the Bristol Sexual Health Centre, said: "It is not surprising, given that Britain continues to have the highest unintended pregnancy rate in Europe."


I've heard that the moon is made of cheese and that the Earth is flat. It wouldn't put me off going on a round the world cruise, nor encourage me to take a trip to a lunar fromagerie.

Mark
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Posted: 5 Sep 09 09:18
Okay, maybe they're not the best examples, hopefully you can come up with some better ones.

Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 5 Sep 09 09:46 - Edited By: Mark Lowton, 5 Sep 09 10:04
Unitented pregnancy rate to whom? As far as i am concerned labour only got in because they more or less encouraged chavs to start families.Imo its what pulled the votes in for them .

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Posted: 5 Sep 09 09:53

Quote: Pimpmycapitalist

Crap pressed add message before i actually added what i wanted to add ><.

Unitented pregnancy rate to whom? As far as i am concerned labour only got in because they more or less encouraged chavs to start families.Imo its what pulled the votes in for them .


Fucking for social democracy!

Doctor to new parents: Congratulations, it's a socialist.

Not that 'New Labour' have anything to do with any ideology.

Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 5 Sep 09 10:19
I think your right, labour live in lah lah land.

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Posted: 5 Sep 09 10:39

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I think your right, labour live in lah lah land.


Except Prescott. He lives in lard lard land

Pimpmycapitalist
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Posted: 5 Sep 09 17:18
Labour PR spokesperson announces Labours Strategic campaign for the upcoming election "well its simple really we do some maths and work out which biggest mass of population we will target, remember we want say about 60 percent or more of the population"

"then we tell them exactly what they want to hear and stick some honey and almonds on top"

"the poor bastards swallow it as intended"




 
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