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Frankie The J
Writer  Location: Convent of the Queer, WV Registered: 17 Jul 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
LONDON (ABSNN) -- Mark Lowton, erstwhile husband and toe sucker, was arrested and brought before the bar of Ye Auld Bailey, Thursday morning at 0305 BST, and charged with the illegal possession of cackleberries with the intent to smell.
"I tell you, they were for personal consumption only, your Lordship," Lowton screamed at the Lord High Sheriff who clasped his girly arms into manly leg irons. "Shut up and drink your gin," Sheriff Ron Paul XXIII told Lowton. The Queen Mudder, Lowton's solicitor in the case, told reporters, "It's a bloody shame He (Mark) had to get involved in cackleberry production. His wife demands he earn at least 100 quid per hour, every hour. I guess the lure of a quick buck was too much for him to forego." Bail has yet to be set in this case. PC Earl Grey told this reporter, "We have to draw a line somewhere. Lowton just got caught, that's all. He's basically a good boy." |
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Earl Grey
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Sign seen on the M5 by Lowton's house: AUSFAHRT! |
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