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Earl Grey
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Earl Grey

Location: Moscow
Registered: 19 Jun 08

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Posted: 1 Sep 09 21:21
Thailand are offering 5 couples a free holiday.

All they want in return if for a blog to be maintained during the holiday. They stipulate that you must like sitting in front of a computer.


I might ask the Colonel.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 1 Sep 09 22:39
Sod that.

There was an article in the paper today about an Englishwoman who is expected to die after a robbery in Bangkok.

She had her bag strapped over her shoulder and a pair of dickheads on a moped tried to snatch it.

She was dragged down the street and suffered multiple skull fractures.

She isn't expected to make it.

That's true, if you can believe the papers.

That kind of shit makes me mad.

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 2 Sep 09 07:26

Quote: Skoob1999

Sod that.

There was an article in the paper today about an Englishwoman who is expected to die after a robbery in Bangkok.

She had her bag strapped over her shoulder and a pair of dickheads on a moped tried to snatch it.

She was dragged down the street and suffered multiple skull fractures.

She isn't expected to make it.

That's true, if you can believe the papers.

That kind of shit makes me mad.

Skoob.


Book the bastards in the Bangkok Hotel!


 
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