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unisextatarsalphobia: the unreasonable fear of people with six toes on one foot.

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Quote: Frankie The J

unisextatarsalphobia: the unreasonable fear of people with six toes on one foot.

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Frankie: what does that make Omnipedifellatio? a toe sucking fetish?

BIGFOOT

encryptokeytophobia: fear of Morse

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Quote: Frankie The J

encryptokeytophobia: fear of Morse

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Encryotoencryptokeytophobia

Fear of the fear of Morse

Skoobarebapenileahahaphobia: Skoob's unreasonable fear that Reba McIntire will laugh at his small penis.

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Quote: Frankie The J

Skoobarebapenileahahaphobia: Skoob's unreasonable fear that Reba McIntire will laugh at his small penis.

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not again....a man can only take so much....

Morse

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Quote: Frankie The J

Skoobarebapenileahahaphobia: Skoob's unreasonable fear that Reba McIntire will laugh at his small penis.

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Frankie,

Cheers for that matey. I had to write that fucker down, broken down into syllables and I still can't pronounce it.

It comes out sounding like the name of a pit-village in south Wales.

How about:

Triskeidekofrankiehumorophobia - Fear that there could be thirteen equally unfunny Frankie the J's?

Just kidding guy! Lighten up

PS I got four days off now. Where are you you old curmudgeon?

Regards

Skoob.

PS - Who started all these small penis conspiracy theories?

Don't I deserve to know that at least?

Your flaccidophobic friend.

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

PS - Who started all these small penis conspiracy theories?

Don't I deserve to know that at least?

Your flaccidophobic friend.

Skoob.

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Parapenilphobia.

The fear that there are conspiracy theories about one's penis.

...Pendanticpenophilia....the realization that your penis is about to become

REDUNDANT!

Morse

Alliumsanfranciscophobia: The fear that the story you're reading will be another leftist diatribe by the The San Francisco Onion.

...libraryhemmroidophobia: spending 18 hrs a day on the library computer makes your ass mysteriously throb...

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Quote: Adam Click

Alliumsanfranciscophobia: The fear that the story you're reading will be another leftist diatribe by the The San Francisco Onion.

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5*

....monocotopeniledickdaphobia: Seeing the world through your one big eye, rather than your 2 little ones...the latter being connected to your brain instead of your ass, thereby distorting reality.

Vistablubberphobia...the fear of seeing Rosie O'Donnell naked.

Scriptostallaphobia...the fear of having someone write your number on the bathroom wall

prostaprobaphobia...the fear that it is not the doctor's index finger in the prostate exam.

J-Man,

Did you ever read about that Gentile doctor in Lovell, Wyoming who had a special way of doing exams on LDS women. I covered his trial. He's still in Jail in Rawlings!

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Quote: Frankie The J

J-Man,

Did you ever read about that Gentile doctor in Lovell, Wyoming who had a special way of doing exams on LDS women. I covered his trial. He's still in Jail in Rawlings!

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I found a book about him in an airport one time (it was that or a romance). I found it to be both interesting and sickening. I also thought that these women were really naive to allow this to go on for years and not realize that they were getting "screwed."

An old writing buddy of mine, J. Olson wrote the true crime book on the subject. It's called "Doc."

Peniltrodophobia: The fear that you will step on your own penis.

Cheers,
Philbert

...minipenoflacidofanciscopedia: wishing you had a dick big @ firm enough to step on once in a while......

Masgrandecockophobia - a morbid fear by people who possess small cocks who unexpectedly have it go large and don't quite know what to do with it.

Quote:

"My my Mister Skoob, that's a BIIIIG one!"

"Erm, there must be some mistake here. I'm suffering, quite obviously with 'unfamiliarcockophobia' - the morbid fear that this nightstick I suddenly appear to have sprouted is not really mine. Come back Midget Gem! Where are you? I can't handle this alien olympic torch sized thing! When it gets aroused I have a tendency to faint."

From Last Tango In Cleethorpes

Directed by Francis Ford Chippolata

Midgagrocockiephobia


When a guy with a small penis is too scared to go outdoors.

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Quote: Earl Grey

Midgagrocockiephobia


When a guy with a small penis is too scared to go outdoors.

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Cockuppadeeassophobia - a morbid fear of visiting Italy on account of rampant gay blokes.

Quote:

"I'd love to spend a relaxed evening drinking Chianti Classico and eating porcetta in Piazza Navona in Rome, Cedric. Would one care to...accompany one?"

"Not bleeding likely Cicely! I suffer from Cockuppadeassophobia!"

From: 'Cedric and Cicely's Grand Tour.'

And Skoob.

Icypenilophobia: The fear that your penis will hit the cold water in the urinal.

Cheers,
Philbert

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Icypenilophobia: The fear that your penis will hit the cold water in the urinal.

Cheers,
Philbert

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....only if you suffer from: Afropenilejohnsonophobia: when you think being out in the sun made your dick grow.....

could be myopic, and not life threatening unless in a big dick contest in Kenya