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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Warning to writers: Avoid China. They are beating the crap out of "web addicts" after taking them to a special Boot Camp!
China web addict 'beaten' at camp -BBC Headlines! -Bureau "A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I beat the crap out of some guy at the library yesterday because he was still on the internet more than 5 minutes after his designated time had expired.
I can't believe they suspended my library card. |
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Bureau
Snippet Zoner Registered: 6 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Librarians are vicious about rules. Can't believe this has been on here all day about about "Boot Camp" and no one has mentioned "Reboot Camp" -Bureau |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Are you working TheSpoof out of the library? |
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Morse
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Doc: have it on good authority he's in the waiting room of the Trailways Bus Station, between the Medicinal Marijuana Store and the Biker Blood Bank.... that's why he doesn't own a car or have a job and has alot of time on his hands....so to speak. Morse |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
When I clicked on this thread yesterday, a message flashed up on a white page saying:
This site has been removed by the Royal Thai Police for its (despicable content etc - I can't remember the exact wording) I thought: Oh shit! I'm a goner! I'm still here today though. I've just got that message again. It reads: "Sorry, the web site you are accessing has been closed by Royal Thai Police due to inappropriateness such as pornography, gambling or contain any information which is deemed to violate national security." You should all be ashamed of yourselves. |
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Fergus McCarthy
Devil's Avocado Location: Hibernia. Registered: 17 Jan 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The Royal Tie Police are such spoofers aren't they?
They tell you they'r'e shutting you down, twice! And then they don't! Big messers. |
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Jaggedone
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Monks how's the Bangkok Hilton, heard it was pretty 5 Starry? |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Tell them to get knotted. Thank you. I'm 'available for parties, weddings, birthdays and funerals. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I hope I'll never be able to let you know. |
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