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Posted: 19 Aug 09 13:54
Warning to writers: Avoid China. They are beating the crap out of "web addicts" after taking them to a special Boot Camp!

China web addict 'beaten' at camp -BBC Headlines!


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want is strong enough to take everything you have









The San Francisco Onion
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Posted: 19 Aug 09 14:13
I beat the crap out of some guy at the library yesterday because he was still on the internet more than 5 minutes after his designated time had expired.

I can't believe they suspended my library card.

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Posted: 19 Aug 09 22:31 - Edited By: Bureau, 19 Aug 09 22:34

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

I beat the crap out of some guy at the library yesterday because he was still on the internet more than 5 minutes after his designated time had expired.

I can't believe they suspended my library card.



Librarians are vicious about rules.

Can't believe this has been on here all day about about "Boot Camp" and no one has mentioned "Reboot Camp"

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victor nicholas
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Posted: 20 Aug 09 01:10

Quote: The San Francisco Onion

I beat the crap out of some guy at the library yesterday because he was still on the internet more than 5 minutes after his designated time had expired.

I can't believe they suspended my library card.


Are you working TheSpoof out of the library?

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Posted: 20 Aug 09 22:26

Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: The San Francisco Onion

I beat the crap out of some guy at the library yesterday because he was still on the internet more than 5 minutes after his designated time had expired.

I can't believe they suspended my library card.


Are you working TheSpoof out of the library?



Doc: have it on good authority he's in the waiting room of the Trailways Bus Station, between the Medicinal Marijuana Store and the Biker Blood Bank....
that's why he doesn't own a car or have a job and has alot of time on his hands....so to speak.

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Posted: 21 Aug 09 14:10 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 21 Aug 09 16:08
When I clicked on this thread yesterday, a message flashed up on a white page saying:

This site has been removed by the Royal Thai Police for its (despicable content etc - I can't remember the exact wording)

I thought: Oh shit! I'm a goner!

I'm still here today though.

I've just got that message again. It reads:

"Sorry, the web site you are accessing has been closed by Royal Thai Police due to inappropriateness such as pornography, gambling or contain any information which is deemed to violate national security."



You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Fergus McCarthy
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Posted: 21 Aug 09 19:14 - Edited By: Fergus McCarthy, 21 Aug 09 19:14
The Royal Tie Police are such spoofers aren't they?
They tell you they'r'e shutting you down, twice! And then they don't!

Big messers.

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Posted: 21 Aug 09 19:45

Quote: Monkey Woods

When I clicked on this thread yesterday, a message flashed up on a white page saying:

This site has been removed by the Royal Thai Police for its (despicable content etc - I can't remember the exact wording)

I thought: Oh shit! I'm a goner!

I'm still here today though.

I've just got that message again. It reads:

"Sorry, the web site you are accessing has been closed by Royal Thai Police due to inappropriateness such as pornography, gambling or contain any information which is deemed to violate national security."



You should all be ashamed of yourselves.


Monks how's the Bangkok Hilton, heard it was pretty 5 Starry?

Earl Grey
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Posted: 21 Aug 09 20:34

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

The Royal Tie Police are such spoofers aren't they?
They tell you they'r'e shutting you down, twice! And then they don't!

Big messers.


Tell them to get knotted.

Thank you. I'm 'available for parties, weddings, birthdays and funerals.

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 22 Aug 09 08:57

Quote: Jaggedone

Monks how's the Bangkok Hilton, heard it was pretty 5 Starry?




I hope I'll never be able to let you know.


 
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