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Even if you don't like football, this is an extraordinary piece of commentary.

Be patient; it takes a minute to load. For those hoping to see the goals in the 4-0 victory, I have to tell you that the camera seems to have missed all four, although there are some stunning crowd shots, and a nice image of the coppers.

And listen right to the end, fellas, for a snippet of information that could just make you sound well-informed down your local!

I'm sure Joey Barton will love it there!

Blinding stuff Monkey Woods!

Was the commentary Michael Jackson's last paid job?

You really must send us more of this.

Priceless!

Your favourite MU fan

Skoob.

PS - Hull City were unlucky today. 2-1 away at Chelsea is no disgrace. That lad you bought from Reading - I rate him. (name escapes me for the moment) He's a grafter, with skill. When he played at Reading he always stood out.

Take care mate.

Hunt. He's the one who 'did for' their goalie.

Watched it 'live' on telly here. As soon as the commentator said those immortal words:

"And it looks like Ancelotti will have to settle for a 1-1 draw"

I knew it was all over. Why do they do that? Six minutes of injury time was always going to be a factor, but a flukey-cross-that-goes-in doesn't help.

Onward and upward.

My pre-match prediction was Chelsea 4 City 0, so it was a lot better than expected. I thought we defended really rather well, and looked more-or-less comfortable.

Just shows you.

Never mind Monkey,

At least the Mickeys had a bad day at Totteringham.

Regards

Skoob.

Sorry to double post.

That's him, Steven Hunt, good player.

United had a 1-0 today but it was a bit flattering to Birmingham.

Giggsy - still a star and still going strong.

Nice to see that every club in the Prem respected Bobby Robson. True football man.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Sorry to double post.

That's him, Steven Hunt, good player.

United had a 1-0 today but it was a bit flattering to Birmingham.

Giggsy - still a star and still going strong.

Nice to see that every club in the Prem respected Bobby Robson. True football man.

Regards

Skoob.

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Will we miss Ronnie, or can Valencia + Nani lick his boots!

If you click on the link to the newspaper and go down to the bottom to the archive stories, about 95% of them are on the subject of "Foreigner Found Dead" or "Foreigner Found Hanged".

If, at any stage, I go missing from this board for a prolonged period of time, I'd like one of you to comb the pages of Pattaya People for any signs of a dead Monkey.

You may, if you find me there, either conduct an international murder investigation, or else write a spoof about it.

You choose.

Writings cheaper.

I'll stick with that. What time is it there Monkey?

Where you are I mean. Obviously.

But there are some dim fuckers on this site...... You know who you are.


So do we.

Quote: Fergus McCarthy

What time is it there Monkey?

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It's now 10pm, Ferg.

I thought you were strictly a nightowl. You used to be. Remember our little midnight chats? I miss those. In fact, I might hang on a couple of hours so that we can have another one. Is it a date?