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Monkey Woods
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Posted: 3 Aug 09 09:07 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 4 Aug 09 14:41
The SFO is nice.

Well, that's it really. Nothing more to add.

Never had any problems with the Serious Fraud Office.



Yet.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 3 Aug 09 15:58

Quote: Monkey Woods

The SFO is nice.

Well, that's is really. Nothing more to add.

Never had any problems with the Serious Fraud Office.



Yet.


or Scientologists Freak Out

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Posted: 3 Aug 09 23:06 - Edited By: The San Francisco Onion, 3 Aug 09 23:26

Quote: Jaggedone

or Scientologists Freak Out


Scientologists believe they lived on other planets in past lives.

I travel to other planets in the present day.

HUGE difference.


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Posted: 3 Aug 09 23:08
Can tell! I thought I saw you heading up Uranus last week.

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Posted: 3 Aug 09 23:29

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Can tell! I thought I saw you heading up Uranus last week.


You must have been there too, because I don't believe you've got a powerful enough telescope to see that tiny pinprick of light... unless you have one to help you find your penis.

victor nicholas
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 14:02

Quote: Monkey Woods

The SFO is nice.

Well, that's is really. Nothing more to add.

Never had any problems with the Serious Fraud Office.



Yet.


Kitties are nice.

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Posted: 4 Aug 09 14:42 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 4 Aug 09 14:43
Yes they are, Vic. Thanks for mentioning that.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 15:27

Quote: Monkey Woods

Yes they are, Vic. Thanks for mentioning that.


Fluffy balls covered in hair, scratching and peeing all over the place, a certain analogy?

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Posted: 4 Aug 09 16:10
Nice.

Madame Bitters
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 16:26

Quote: Monkey Woods

The SFO is nice.

Well, that's it really. Nothing more to add.

Never had any problems with the Serious Fraud Office.



Yet.


Is that like the IRS here in the States?

Because you Definately don't want any problems with them!

Skoob1999
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 16:41

Quote: Madame Bitters


Quote: Monkey Woods

The SFO is nice.

Well, that's it really. Nothing more to add.

Never had any problems with the Serious Fraud Office.



Yet.


Is that like the IRS here in the States?



Because you Definately don't want any problems with them!


MB

Our equivalent of the IRS is the Inland Revenue, basically the tax inspectors.

The Serious Fraud Office is a part of the Police Service.

Their job is to indentify criminal fraud in all its guises.

From money laundering to upper echelon drug traffickers, to rogue city traders.

It's quite a specialised job.

Regards

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 17:20 - Edited By: Jaggedone, 4 Aug 09 17:21
MB

Our equivalent of the IRS is the Inland Revenue, basically the tax inspectors.

The Serious Fraud Office is a part of the Police Service.

Their job is to indentify criminal fraud in all its guises.

From money laundering to upper echelon drug traffickers, to rogue city traders.

It's quite a specialised job.




Maybe JB should apply for a job there, he sort of fits the bill (ol)!


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Posted: 4 Aug 09 19:05

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Yes they are, Vic. Thanks for mentioning that.


Here's a link to Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys singing "Kitties are so Nice". Brings tears to my eyes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H52eQFOj11Q

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 19:11

Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Monkey Woods

Yes they are, Vic. Thanks for mentioning that.


Here's a link to Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys singing "Kitties are so Nice". Brings tears to my eyes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H52eQFOj11Q


I once eat a Kitkat, took the cure and am clean now!

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Posted: 4 Aug 09 19:21 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 4 Aug 09 19:22
JO

You tried them Chunky KitKats yet?

They're brilliant!

Like a macho version of a regular KitKat.

I don't often eat chocolate but these are fuckin' bangin'!

Regards

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 4 Aug 09 19:46

Quote: Skoob1999

JO

You tried them Chunky KitKats yet?

They're brilliant!

Like a macho version of a regular KitKat.

I don't often eat chocolate but these are fuckin' bangin'!

Regards

Skoob.


After the cure, refuse to eat junk kats, stick to pussy I know now!

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Posted: 5 Aug 09 02:59
Did anybody listen to the Kitty song?

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Posted: 5 Aug 09 10:13

Quote: Skoob1999

JO

You tried them Chunky KitKats yet?

They're brilliant!

Like a macho version of a regular KitKat.

I don't often eat chocolate but these are fuckin' bangin'!

Regards

Skoob.


We had King-Size KitKats in Texas several years ago.

I'm surprised they didn't call 'em "Texas-Sized."

They are fuckin' bangin'.



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Posted: 5 Aug 09 10:15

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Did anybody listen to the Kitty song?


I did.

I gave up halfway through the song, but the intro was funny.

If this characterization is at all accurate, I like British trailer park people better then American ones.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Aug 09 17:02

Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: victor nicholas

Did anybody listen to the Kitty song?


I did.

I gave up halfway through the song, but the intro was funny.

If this characterization is at all accurate, I like British trailer park people better then American ones.


Brit trailer park people tend not to tote machine guns, hence friendlier!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Aug 09 17:03

Quote: victor nicholas

Did anybody listen to the Kitty song?


No, but an all female heavy metal band called KITTY certainly kick-butt!

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Posted: 5 Aug 09 17:31

Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: victor nicholas

Did anybody listen to the Kitty song?


I did.

I gave up halfway through the song, but the intro was funny.

If this characterization is at all accurate, I like British trailer park people better then American ones.


Trailer Park Boys are Canadian, the trailer parks lifestyle seems to be universal.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Aug 09 17:32

Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: victor nicholas

Did anybody listen to the Kitty song?


I did.

I gave up halfway through the song, but the intro was funny.

If this characterization is at all accurate, I like British trailer park people better then American ones.


Trailer Park Boys are Canadian, the trailer parks lifestyle seems to be universal.


apart from the "sawn offs"

Jaggedone
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Posted: 5 Aug 09 17:33

Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Quote: victor nicholas

Did anybody listen to the Kitty song?


I did.

I gave up halfway through the song, but the intro was funny.

If this characterization is at all accurate, I like British trailer park people better then American ones.


Trailer Park Boys are Canadian, the trailer parks lifestyle seems to be universal.


apart from the "sawn offs"

victor nicholas
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Posted: 5 Aug 09 17:43
Try playing this JO, think you might like it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgSKH3UZ1Uk&feature=related


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