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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
This thread is for the exclusive use of "haters."
If you want to say something nice about me, start your own f**king thread!! |
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Jaggedone
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They say the weather is extreme in San Francisco, here's the proof! |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Actually, the weather in San Francisco is quite moderate. It's the political climate that's extreme. |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I blame the San Andreas Fault.
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
...one more example of how the Earth sux. |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Not to change the subject of this thread, but you look different. Have you started using new makeup, QM?
It looks like MAC to me, which is the first choice of drag queens, fashion models and strippers where cosmetics are concerned. It's really very good quality. Even though I'm none of the above (and I assume you aren't either)I do like MAC. It's out of my price range, so I'm forced to wear the drugstore stuff. Oh, well. Back to the hating, I suppose. |
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queen mudder
Spoof Queen Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's a promo for my latest story: Mystery Heath Ledger poster appears 'blacked up like Obama' |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dear SFO Are there to be specific categories of hate or is this just a general category? |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
In Ruanda there once was a thing called hate, is that what you mean VC! |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I hate being left out, but I really don't know where to start.
Is this just an American thing or are we all welcome? I don't know you so it will be rather difficult to do, but I'll try if it makes you happy. Hating someone because they want you to do it and they are happier-is that still hate? I hate you! How was it for you? |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Earl you missed the T off: In the US everything has grades (otherwise known in the US as degrees as in English weather!); i.e. murder, etc. Hate is also graded: i.e. Charles Manson=1st grade, George Bush = 10th grade, capicho! |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
SFO
Anxious haters need direction on how to proceed vis a vis hating you. Hope you are doing well. Please advise. So FO |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I'm confused. So, are you saying that Dub-ya is more or less hated than Ol' Charlie? Is it like the 9th circle of hell, which is for the most damned souls? Or is it like 1st degree murder, which is the worst type of murder in the eyes if the law? Who knew hating could be so complicated?! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
The clocks certainly tick different over there! Your comparison with Satan's hell would certainly fit the pentagram! Still confused, so am I, please refer to SFO who started this bullshit! OK! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
VC you went 'vis-hing' earlier, caught anything yet! |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yes I caught a 5 lb. walleye which is quite large.
Hating is tiresome by comparison to fishing. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Hope you pulled it in OK and left your lead balls untangled! I agree actually SFO is not really worth hating! |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Agreed, not much of a fight.
SFO Never did anything to me. Neither did that fish but I gutted him and ate him fried in butter. |
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Jaggedone
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+ a dash of garlic I suppose (what else!) Was it dead at the time or did you Languist it? |
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Madame Bitters
Sweeter than sugar Location: The heartland of America Registered: 20 Nov 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Anything is tiresome compared to fishing. C'mon now, we can't let SFO down! He started this thread up all by himself, so let's give it another go, shall we? I hate onions and Rice-a-Roni. They're ok when seperate, but its terrible when the 2 are combined. |
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BuckwheatsButt
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Yeah, give SFO credit. Some people like SFO don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose!
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Things I hate:
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Things I hate:
Scousers. (People from Liverpool) But only on matchdays. I've had some good mates from Liverpool, and met some nice people, but on matchdays the gloves come off and the demons come out to play. Mobile (Cell) Phones. - They're killing the art of conversation and human interaction. Every time you go anywhere, people have a phone jammed to their ear, or they're sat somewhere intently studying it. Social Climbers - People who aren't really worth shit, but like to think they're better than everybody else. Twats. Life lived on unsound credit - which is why we're in the shit we're currently in. Workshy Single Mothers - who even though they have nothing to do, expect other people to do everything for them - and then complain that its not up to their high standards. Punks who hang around the shops giving you lip as you pass. If you turn around and knock seven shades of shit of them for their insolence - you're the one who'll get busted. Telesales people - there's a great item on you-tube about this where the guy answering the phone pretends to be a homicide detective at a murder scene. He starts to grill the telemarketer. It's hilarious. There's more but I must go now. Regards Skoob. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Quote: Jalapenoman
Things I hate: Agreed!! Wrote a story 'bout it. Like to hear it? Hear it go: http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s2i45092 I beg to differ with you on this one, J-Man. While the word "crap" does apply to most rap music you hear on the radio, the same may be said about pop, rock, country, Latino, or any other kind of music you hear on the pop charts. Rap has always had and will continue to have a soul as long as there are artists with integrity to carry on its tradition. BTW: Thanks to everyone, including J-Man, for the witty banter on this obviously very poorly-named thread. Keep up the good work. Wish I could offer you a raise. SFO |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Rap has artists with integrity? On what planet?
Rhyming and spitting while singing about f-ing your whores and bitches and killing cops and whitey is not music. It is not art. It is not a medium performed by people of integrity. It is crap. It is demeaning to all women and anyone with any ethics or morals. |
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