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Given his track record so far, what gift(s)do you think Obama gave His Holiness?

A Michael Jackson blow up doll?

A signed confession from Teddy Kennedy.


Oh, he's already brought that.

a copy of his birth certificate

Proof that his slave ancestors were thrown to the lions, compensation!

A hair ball from under his bed

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A hair ball from under his bed

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Doggy style!

Photos of him and Michelle doing it doggy style!

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Photos of him and Michelle doing it doggy style!

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Photos of him and Michelle doing it doggy style with the Pope

*KFC Gift Card/ 1 bucket dark meat xtra crispy

* a collection of Earl's Nazi Bashing Posts as a reminder to try and do better

* Presidential Pardon for any remaining Priestly US Pedophiles / Limit of Liability for any further civil suits from abuse victims provided by Eric Holder, AG plus statute of limitations on any abuse charges filed before last Tuesday, especially in California.

*signed picture of HIMSELF crossing Lake Michagan....walking on water.

Morse

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*KFC Gift Card/ 1 bucket dark meat xtra crispy

* a collection of Earl's Nazi Bashing Posts as a reminder to try and do better

* Presidential Pardon for any remaining Priestly US Pedophiles / Limit of Liability for any further civil suits from abuse victims provided by Eric Holder, AG plus statute of limitations on any abuse charges filed before last Tuesday, especially in California.

*signed picture of HIMSELF crossing Lake Michagan....walking on water.

Morse

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Maybe the Pontiff is the one star neo nazi bandit?

....was it pulsating like the star over Bethlehem??? If so, probably more than a strong clue.......


Morse

Maybe the Pontiff is the one star neo nazi bandit?

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Earl, ich verstehe dein Problem, du brauchst ein Psychiater!
Should I translate or, no fuck it, you know what I mean!
Herr Jaggedone!

Aber Sie tun offenbar.

Sie sprechen Deutsches fast sowie unseren geheimnisvollen Freund

....I'm getting goose bumps while I'm goosesteppin'

Auf Wieder later (as Abel might say)

Morse

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....I'm getting goose bumps while I'm goosesteppin'

Auf Wieder later (as Abel might say)

Morse

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Cap

Saw QMII leaving port yesterday, bound for your neck of the woods I'll wager.

Skoob.

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....I'm getting goose bumps while I'm goosesteppin'

Auf Wieder later (as Abel might say)

Morse

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Cap

Saw QMII leaving port yesterday, bound for your neck of the woods I'll wager.

Skoob.

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Aye,Aye Cook! She's off for a quick cruise, then back to you before heading across the pond. We're on her Aug.30, arriving s.hampon Aug 5, sliding by Portsmouth around 6.am. Staying till the evening and sailing on the tide to Hamburg, then off to Norway, then back to Hamburg and hanging out in the beer halls for 4 days before flying back to the colonies.

I am warming up by humming Lili Marleen (Das Lied eines jungen soldaten auf der wacht)......

This is a working holiday of course, as Morse is on the international trail of a bunch of real swarmy buggers misusing the Spoof....Mark just told me to submit the chits and he'd have Gordo sign off on them for me....

I'll try to keep a spy journal, and they'll be incriminating pix of course....


Morse

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: Morse

....I'm getting goose bumps while I'm goosesteppin'

Auf Wieder later (as Abel might say)

Morse

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Cap

Saw QMII leaving port yesterday, bound for your neck of the woods I'll wager.

Skoob.

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Aye,Aye Cook! She's off for a quick cruise, then back to you before heading across the pond. We're on her Aug.30, arriving s.hampon Aug 5, sliding by Portsmouth around 6.am. Staying till the evening and sailing on the tide to Hamburg, then off to Norway, then back to Hamburg and hanging out in the beer halls for 4 days before flying back to the colonies.

I am warming up by humming Lili Marleen (Das Lied eines jungen soldaten auf der wacht)......

This is a working holiday of course, as Morse is on the international trail of a bunch of real swarmy buggers misusing the Spoof....Mark just told me to submit the chits and he'd have Gordo sign off on them for me....

I'll try to keep a spy journal, and they'll be incriminating pix of course....


Morse

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Hamburg ist zu dieser Zeit vom Jahr schön

Saw QMII leaving port yesterday, bound for your neck of the woods I'll wager.

Skoob.

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Quick, slick manouver out of sticky waters and into ocean waves, very astute!

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Quote: Jaggedone

Saw QMII leaving port yesterday, bound for your neck of the woods I'll wager.

Skoob.

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Quick, slick manouver out of sticky waters and into ocean waves, very astute!

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Tauchen! Tauchen! Feindliches Behälternähern

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Jaggedone

Saw QMII leaving port yesterday, bound for your neck of the woods I'll wager.

Skoob.

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Quick, slick manouver out of sticky waters and into ocean waves, very astute!

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Tauchen! Tauchen! Feindliches Behälternähern

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No parlo Krauto molto bene.

Escribirlo para mi por favor en Ingles.

Ich weisses nicht.

Danke.

Votre ami de la plume,

Skoob.

Haré eso para usted



votre bon gris de comte d'ami

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Quote: Earl Grey

Haré eso para usted



votre bon gris de comte d'ami

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Earl

Now you're just giving me a big headache.

Stop being a pain in the arse. And you JO.

Or I'm gonna e-mail a friend of mine in Shanghai and start posting in Mandarin.

Bastards.

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: Earl Grey

Haré eso para usted



votre bon gris de comte d'ami

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Earl

Now you're just giving me a big headache.

Stop being a pain in the arse. And you JO.

Or I'm gonna e-mail a friend of mine in Shanghai and start posting in Mandarin.

Bastards.

Skoob.

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If you can get mandarin I shall be impressed.

Failing that clementine or satsuma will do.

Earl,

Between you, me and the gatepost, I posted my 653rd Spoof news article today. That means I'm 13 off 666.

I've heard that strange things occur when you hit that number.

I've asked other writers on the forum but their lips are zipped.

I'm worried that maybe Lowton will materialise in the middle of the night and offer me some cheese on toast as some kind of twisted reward.

If you read this Mr Lowton, my preference for cheese on toast is Red Leicester, followed by Double Gloucester, followed by Mature English Cheddar. That stringy Mozzarella is nice on pizzas but crap on toast.

But please don't show up in the middle of the night. I'll make my own.

Cottage Cheese, Lancashire Cheese and Cheshire Cheese are lovely on sandwiches, but not particularly compatible with toast.

Now then...

Where am I?

Regards

Skoob.