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Some bastard handing out cash at an airport.

And I'm not there.

Typical.

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Quote: Earl Grey

Some bastard handing out cash at an airport.

And I'm not there.

Typical.

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Earl, should have been there yesterday! Free Pussy.

Morse

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Quote: Morse

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Quote: Earl Grey

Some bastard handing out cash at an airport.

And I'm not there.

Typical.

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Earl, should have been there yesterday! Free Pussy.

Morse

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Double damn!!

I had nothing to do with it.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I had nothing to do with it.

Regards

Skoob.

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That's what they all say.

It's a fair cop guv.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

It's a fair cop guv.

Regards

Skoob.

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Will you accompany me to the station?

Waterloo or Euston?

Depends which way I'm heading.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Waterloo or Euston?

Depends which way I'm heading.

Regards

Skoob.

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You're heading only one way. Down.

We know you did the blag, Skooby. So why don't you talk. We might be able to do a deal.

What's in it for me?

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

What's in it for me?

Regards

Skoob.

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6 months off your sentence. Unlimited conjugal visits.


And a bar of Fruit and Nut.

Now talk.

Make it a Bourneville and we'll consider it...

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Make it a Bourneville and we'll consider it...

Regards

Skoob.

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The bourneville is not on the table.

We know you were involved.

What if I tell JO that you grassed him up? It wont be too pretty for you then will it?

Ha! Not that old trick.

Put the Bourneville on the table copper or I'll stare at you relentlessly.

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Ha! Not that old trick.

Put the Bourneville on the table copper or I'll stare at you relentlessly.

Skoob.

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Right. Just for that I'm going to eat the bourneville in front of you. Slowly.

where does the COUNTESS fit in with this running dialogue? (don't forget the "O".

Morse

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Quote: Morse

where does the COUNTESS fit in with this running dialogue? (don't forget the "O".

Morse

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Who do you think I got the chocolate from?

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Morse

where does the COUNTESS fit in with this running dialogue? (don't forget the "O".

Morse

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Who do you think I got the chocolate from?

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Okay copper,

We'll talk.

But I ain't tellin' you shit. Put the Bourneville back on the table.

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Morse

where does the COUNTESS fit in with this running dialogue? (don't forget the "O".

Morse

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Who do you think I got the chocolate from?

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Okay copper,

We'll talk.

But I ain't tellin' you shit. Put the Bourneville back on the table.

Skoob.

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Listen Skooby, you're looking at a long stretch. Remember Rusty? Yeah, he went down and you wont be seeing him again.

There's gonna be no bourneville where you're going. So think about it. What's it gonna be?

Okay copper,

I'll talk. On condition that you leave out the conjugal visits.

Please.

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Okay copper,

I'll talk. On condition that you leave out the conjugal visits.

Please.

Skoob.

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Ok, deal.

Right then, from the beginning.....

It all started last year.

I logged on to the Spoof.

My life has changed.

It wasn't my fault...

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

It all started last year.

I logged on to the Spoof.

My life has changed.

It wasn't my fault...

Skoob.

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Who told you about it? Who were your contacts? Whose Mr Big?

It was purely by accident.

I read a couple of snippets by In Seine...

Then I got on the heavy stuff, BuckwheatsButt and Monkey Woods.

I thought, I can do that...

So I got sucked in...

Can I plea bargain here?

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

It was purely by accident.

I read a couple of snippets by In Seine...

Then I got on the heavy stuff, BuckwheatsButt and Monkey Woods.

I thought, I can do that...

So I got sucked in...

Can I plea bargain here?

Skoob.

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Only if you name Mr Big. Do that and I'll have a word with the judge.