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My sister fell through an aquarium last night and had to get 3 stitches in her hand! Get well soon, sis -Ally

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Quote: Chamone

My sister fell through an aquarium last night and had to get 3 stitches in her hand! Get well soon, sis -Ally

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Hope it wasn't at Sea World! Get Well Soon!

5* anyway from ....well you know who they are...drooling Hacks......

Morse

How old is your sister?

I knew there was something fishy going on.

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Quote: Earl Grey

I knew there was something fishy going on.

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Maybe if someone took a shower or bath, she wouldn't smell as bad.


Actually, was it the Goldfish? Was the goldfish responsible? You can't trust those bastards.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: Earl Grey

I knew there was something fishy going on.

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Maybe if someone took a shower or bath, she wouldn't smell as bad.


Actually, was it the Goldfish? Was the goldfish responsible? You can't trust those bastards.

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Maybe she was skating round the issue.

Or perhaps thats just being shellfish.

Now I have plumbed the depths!

Goldfish get a bad name. Not always their fault. But I'm not going to carp on about it.

I also thought that you smelled something fishy because you might have dived in before your turn.

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Quote: Earl Grey

I knew there was something fishy going on.

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Requote: Frying pan was fishy, fish fingers got stuck in!

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Quote: Jalapenoman

I also thought that you smelled something fishy because you might have dived in before your turn.

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Making a rod for my own back.

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Earl Grey

I knew there was something fishy going on.

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Requote: Frying pan was fishy, fish fingers got stuck in!

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Better to grill than to fry.

But if to fry the need for oil is well known!

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Earl Grey

I knew there was something fishy going on.

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Requote: Frying pan was fishy, fish fingers got stuck in!

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Better to grill than to fry.

But if to fry the need for oil is well known!

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or an equivalent lubricant

I thought my sister might see this and thats why I put it on the General Forum but she couldn't get to a computer today! The aquarium was empty at the time BTW. No fish were harmed ha ha! -Ally

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Quote: Chamone

I thought my sister might see this and thats why I put it on the General Forum but she couldn't get to a computer today! The aquarium was empty at the time BTW. No fish were harmed ha ha! -Ally

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how long can a fish survive out of water, VC where are you, we need intelligence!

An aquarium without fish is not an aquarium. If it is huge, it is called a "swimming pool." If it is small, it is a "glass bowl."

What was your sister doing inside the empty aquarium anyway? The backstroke? The Australian Crawl? Would she like help (if she's of legal age, that is) in doing the breast stroke?

....would you guys stop chumming the water.....it draws sharks....

Morse

The aquarium was empty because it was old and hasn't been used in years! It was in the garage and my sister feel on top of it and it broke. She had to get a tetanus shot too. My sister is 22 but people are always saying that we look like twins when we're out! -Ally

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Quote: Chamone

The aquarium was empty because it was old and hasn't been used in years! It was in the garage and my sister feel on top of it and it broke. She had to get a tetanus shot too. My sister is 22 but people are always saying that we look like twins when we're out! -Ally

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This thread is beginning to drift oceanwards and I can't swim! Throw me a vest and pants!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Chamone

The aquarium was empty because it was old and hasn't been used in years! It was in the garage and my sister feel on top of it and it broke. She had to get a tetanus shot too. My sister is 22 but people are always saying that we look like twins when we're out! -Ally

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This thread is beginning to drift oceanwards and I can't swim! Throw me a vest and pants!

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Let's just kill Jimmy Savile. Mind you, Mrs Skoob says he's dead. Why don't we kill Cannon And Ball instead?

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Chamone

The aquarium was empty because it was old and hasn't been used in years! It was in the garage and my sister feel on top of it and it broke. She had to get a tetanus shot too. My sister is 22 but people are always saying that we look like twins when we're out! -Ally

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This thread is beginning to drift oceanwards and I can't swim! Throw me a vest and pants!

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thought everybody's tube was over inflated already.....

I think it's sink or swim on your own here, unless you're NickFun, who gets a chance to check out the heroine's waterwings.....

Morse

This thread is beginning to drift oceanwards and I can't swim! Throw me a vest and pants!

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thought everybody's tube was over inflated already.....

I think it's sink or swim on your own here, unless you're NickFun, who gets a chance to check out the heroine's waterwings.....

Morse

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Morse, we have you to flash us land inwards, who needs a mermaid!

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Chamone

The aquarium was empty because it was old and hasn't been used in years! It was in the garage and my sister feel on top of it and it broke. She had to get a tetanus shot too. My sister is 22 but people are always saying that we look like twins when we're out! -Ally

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This thread is beginning to drift oceanwards and I can't swim! Throw me a vest and pants!

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Let's just kill Jimmy Savile. Mind you, Mrs Skoob says he's dead. Why don't we kill Cannon And Ball instead?

Regards

Skoob.

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Skoob, you get the tall balding one and I'll knock 7 bells out of the little twat with the tach and the braces.

Then get the Krankies.

Skoob, you get the tall balding one and I'll knock 7 bells out of the little twat with the tach and the braces.

Then get the Krankies.

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Violence is the lowest form of entertainment, throw the fuckers to the lions!

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Quote: Jaggedone

Skoob, you get the tall balding one and I'll knock 7 bells out of the little twat with the tach and the braces.

Then get the Krankies.

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Violence is the lowest form of entertainment, throw the fuckers to the lions!

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In that case throw them to the Springboks instead.

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Jaggedone

Skoob, you get the tall balding one and I'll knock 7 bells out of the little twat with the tach and the braces.

Then get the Krankies.

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Violence is the lowest form of entertainment, throw the fuckers to the lions!

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In that case throw them to the Springboks instead.

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Maybe in 2010!

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Quote: Jaggedone

This thread is beginning to drift oceanwards and I can't swim! Throw me a vest and pants!

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thought everybody's tube was over inflated already.....

I think it's sink or swim on your own here, unless you're NickFun, who gets a chance to check out the heroine's waterwings.....

Morse

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Morse, we have you to flash us land inwards, who needs a mermaid!

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JO: I had to keep the WHOLE FUCKING SHIP afloat for the whole cruise...we had rogue writers sinking the ship, legs lopped off for Leeds of Lamb, gay monkeys and a Parrot shitting all over he crew from the main mast...it was no easy bloody task....mind you....and then there was/were the conjoined twins....

LET EM FIND THEIR OWN WAY, WANKERS ALL....

AND NOW THEY'RE ALL HOT TO TROT FOR A MYTHICAL WOMAN....HA!

All will be revealed...mark this post, for the Truth Shall Set them (gayly) Free...


Morse