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We've got a recent lurker/wingnut/troll named Bartolomeo7 that has actually written a few stories (unlike most trolls), but whose story comments make no sense and who comments on everything.

Who is Bartolomeo7?

Q: Who is Bartolomeo7 Another Duncan Whitehead clone 36% Another Helium/MyHat2U Clone 4% The missing Monkey Woods 9% The missing Jesus Budda 9% A new nutcase 40% There have been 22 responses to this poll

I was just wandering about this myself. I've given up trying to understand his/her/it's comments.

V strange.

Blame the skunk for incoherence?

It is strange that there have only been two comments (before this one), but ten votes in the poll.

As of this writing, four votes for Duncan, five for someone new, and one for MW.

I personally don't know how Duncan is balancing his own persona, Chamone, and Bart all at the same time, but that's where my money is at.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

It is strange that there have only been two comments (before this one), but ten votes in the poll.

As of this writing, four votes for Duncan, five for someone new, and one for MW.

I personally don't know how Duncan is balancing his own persona, Chamone, and Bart all at the same time, but that's where my money is at.

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Horses for courses and voters for bloaters!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Jalapenoman

It is strange that there have only been two comments (before this one), but ten votes in the poll.

As of this writing, four votes for Duncan, five for someone new, and one for MW.

I personally don't know how Duncan is balancing his own persona, Chamone, and Bart all at the same time, but that's where my money is at.

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Horses for courses and voters for bloaters!

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Anything that rhymes with orange JO - mental challenge.

Door hinge.

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Quote: victor nicholas

Door hinge.

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Vic your a star winge hanging on your hinge (never should have hinted on being an ex-Poet Laureate!)

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Quote: victor nicholas

Door hinge.

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Vic lets have a 5star binge hanging on your hinge (never should have hinted on being an ex-Poet Laureate!)

I think bartolomeo7 is our very own typing fortune cookie, Jaggedone!

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Quote: Madame Bitters

I think bartolomeo7 is our very own typing fortune cookie, Jaggedone!

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I actually have several people active within my grey cells, Jaggedone, me, St.Jagged, Jaggededge and Jesus, but certainly not B7!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Madame Bitters

I think bartolomeo7 is our very own typing fortune cookie, Jaggedone!

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I actually have several people active within my grey cells, Jaggedone, me, St.Jagged, Jaggededge and Jesus, but certainly not B7!

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Sounds like a party in your mind!

Sounds like a party in your mind!

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They call em "Blog Party"!

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Quote: Jaggedone

Sounds like a party in your mind!

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They call em "Blog Party"!

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I've got all their albums!

Me too.

But only in my head.

Where I keep all my albums.

Regards

Skoob.

I once had a family photo album stolen when the house got burgled.

I mean, WTF was that all about?

I lived in a rough neighbourhood at the time, but a family photo album?

It baffles me to this day...

Seriously...no laughing...it's not a joke...

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Me too.

But only in my head.

Where I keep all my albums.

Regards

Skoob.

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Exactly. Been some good gigs in my head lately. The Flaming Lips supported by Pere Ubu.

But the wife thinks that that there is a very limited attendance in my head.

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Skoob1999

Me too.

But only in my head.

Where I keep all my albums.

Regards

Skoob.

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Exactly. Been some good gigs in my head lately. The Flaming Lips supported by Pere Ubu.

But the wife thinks that that there is a very limited attendance in my head.

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Mrs Skoob calls me 'Emptyhead'

No idea where she got that from...

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Skoob1999

Me too.

But only in my head.

Where I keep all my albums.

Regards

Skoob.

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Exactly. Been some good gigs in my head lately. The Flaming Lips supported by Pere Ubu.

But the wife thinks that that there is a very limited attendance in my head.

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Mrs Skoob calls me 'Emptyhead'

No idea where she got that from...

Regards

Skoob.

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Lady Grey just looks at me, raises her index finger to side of head and says "doo doo'.

Obviously Russian for genius!

Laughed at that one Earl!

You should do a spoof about life with Lady Grey.

I do it all the time with Mrs Skoob.

She's never actually sat down and read one of my stories. I have to read them out to her. She never laughs at mine, but read her Monkey Woods, or BuckwheatsButt, she's in hysterics.

Cow.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Laughed at that one Earl!

You should do a spoof about life with Lady Grey.

I do it all the time with Mrs Skoob.

She's never actually sat down and read one of my stories. I have to read them out to her. She never laughs at mine, but read her Monkey Woods, or BuckwheatsButt, she's in hysterics.

Cow.

Regards

Skoob.

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What like this one?


Here


All I ever get is the comment "typical British humour". Apparently they don't find us funny.

Except for Benny Hill.

Although the wife thinks he was a ****

Earl

Already read that one and 5*ed it.

I used to work with a bunch of Chinese students. They used to think it was hilarious when I gave them a quizzical expression. The more baffled the better.

Russians, in my experience, tend to be bossy, miserable, and always up for a fight. Personally, I blame Hitler. But if you married a Russian...mate you must have balls of steel.

Regards

Skoob.

Double post again.

Goin' down the pub. Back in half an hour.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Earl

Already read that one and 5*ed it.

I used to work with a bunch of Chinese students. They used to think it was hilarious when I gave them a quizzical expression. The more baffled the better.

Russians, in my experience, tend to be bossy, miserable, and always up for a fight. Personally, I blame Hitler. But if you married a Russian...mate you must have balls of steel.

Regards

Skoob.

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Ah, you've met her then!

Yes, they don't like Hitler much. She is 34. (Actually she is 35 next week, but it's really pissing her off!) Yet she talks about WW2 as if she was there.

Always up for a fight? No. But if one comes along, they tend not to say no.

As for my balls........ modesty forbids.

Earl: get her on this site....they made great SNIPERS.....

Morse