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Just thought I'd share this one.

Went into the kitchen last night to make a cup of tea for the Mrs and found our homicidal cat sat purring next to a dead gerbil. Could tell it was a gerbil immediately because its fur was golden brown, it had short front legs and really long back legs.

Question is: Where the heck did it find a gerbil?

I feel awful about this because the gerbil was probably some kid's pet.

The cat didn't seem to care either way.

Honestly, baffled,

Skoob.

Boy George is going to be very angry!

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Boy George is going to be very angry!

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So is Richard Gere

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Quote: Skoob1999

Just thought I'd share this one.

Went into the kitchen last night to make a cup of tea for the Mrs and found our homicidal cat sat purring next to a dead gerbil. Could tell it was a gerbil immediately because its fur was golden brown, it had short front legs and really long back legs.

Question is: Where the heck did it find a gerbil?

I feel awful about this because the gerbil was probably some kid's pet.

The cat didn't seem to care either way.

Honestly, baffled,

Skoob.

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Skoob:

SOME KID!

SOME PET !

JMAN WILL NOT BE HAPPY IF THIS IS WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE UK.....

BETTER BACK TRACK THE CAT AND FIND OUT WHERE THE ASS HOLE LIVES....

BUCK AND I ARE ON CALL 24/7 1-800-LIQUIDATE

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Boy George is going to be very angry!

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So is Richard Gere

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That's what I get for going in to work today for an inventory. Earl Grey beats me to the punchline!

I'd drug test the little rodent and see if it was pre-insertion or post. Maybe your cat is the kinky one.

J-Man

My cat's cool. My cat used the play the drums alongside John Coltraine. My cat wears shades. She's going on holiday to The Canaries tomorrow. She went to the Isle Of Dogs last year but didn't much care for it

Regards J-Man

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Just thought I'd share this one.

Went into the kitchen last night to make a cup of tea for the Mrs and found our homicidal cat sat purring next to a dead gerbil. Could tell it was a gerbil immediately because its fur was golden brown, it had short front legs and really long back legs.

Question is: Where the heck did it find a gerbil?

I feel awful about this because the gerbil was probably some kid's pet.

The cat didn't seem to care either way.

Honestly, baffled,

Skoob.

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Are you sure it wasn't Don Rickles?