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queen mudder
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Posted: 20 Jun 09 17:24
Jalapenoman
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Posted: 20 Jun 09 17:26
Mosquitos suck!

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Posted: 20 Jun 09 20:18

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Giant Asian tiger mosquitos planning UK vacation!


That Herman Goering just doesn't learn......just another BUZZ BOMB to deal with....too bad nobody like Winston around to deal with the situation!

Who's going to be he Hero this time????

I mean, REALLY who's going to stand up???

Morse

Skoob1999
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Posted: 23 Jun 09 20:30
If they land in my pint there'll be trouble.

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Earl Grey
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Posted: 23 Jun 09 20:44

Quote: Skoob1999

If they land in my pint there'll be trouble.

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Skoob.


It's ok. They don't like shandy you big northern woofter

Skoob1999
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Posted: 24 Jun 09 05:04
Earl,

I'm not gay, although I have no problem with others being so. And it makes no difference whether it's shandy, port, beer, whisky or whatever, if one of those nasty mosquito varmints comes anywhere near me, it'll be full on assault with a rolled up newspaper.

I read the Times by the way, have done for years. Best book and film reviews, most insightful sports coverage, most balanced national and international news, excellent crossword and sudoku puzzles, and it takes longer than three minutes to read.

And rolled up, it makes a right mess of mozzies.

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Skoob.


 
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