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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It wasn't me. I didn't see anything, I didn't do anything, I didn't say anything.
However, there's a certain person who keeps riding by my front door on a scooter who's going to have a very fucking bad day if he keeps on doing it. This is my alibi. I couldn't possibly have kicked the drug dealing motherfucker to death while I was posting messages on the Spoof. Could I? |
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Morse
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Skoob: couldn't invite him by for an overdose and blame it on national health care??? Talk to Dr. Nichols. Morse |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
It's all right at the moment Cap. Apart from him being a drug dealing scumbag he's behaving. Anyway, I'm pretty sure the Officer Dibble boys are onto him. When you go out on a bike every fifteen minutes or so your future as a drug dealer is pretty limited. I don't have anything against him personally but I do have little grandchildren and the thought that he could hit one of them as they enter/leave the house makes my blood boil.
By the way, I don't live in a bad neighbourhood. I was born into one but managed to get out of it. I suppose the drug thing infiltrates everything. I hate drug dealers. J-Man, MB and I once had a discussion about this on the forum. I have my reasons. Kindest Regards Captain, Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
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[By the way, I don't live in a bad neighbourhood. I was born into one but managed to get out of it. I suppose the drug thing infiltrates everything. I hate drug dealers. J-Man, MB and I once had a discussion about this on the forum.
I have my reasons. Kindest Regards Captain, Skoob. you think you have problems with drug dealers, come over to Venlo/NL and you can't miss the bastards, mostly Moro - n -ccans, Turks or Curds, anyone that comes from THERE, you know! |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I did do it. It was me. Only me. All by myself. Or is that myslef?
But I did it whatever. And I'd do it again. For a fee. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Earl
How about a fiver and a copy of 'Derek And Clive' on vinyl? Deal, or what? Regards Skoob. |
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