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Skoob1999
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Posted: 20 Jun 09 16:46
It wasn't me. I didn't see anything, I didn't do anything, I didn't say anything.

However, there's a certain person who keeps riding by my front door on a scooter who's going to have a very fucking bad day if he keeps on doing it.

This is my alibi.

I couldn't possibly have kicked the drug dealing motherfucker to death while I was posting messages on the Spoof.

Could I?

Morse
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Posted: 20 Jun 09 20:21

Quote: Skoob1999

It wasn't me. I didn't see anything, I didn't do anything, I didn't say anything.

However, there's a certain person who keeps riding by my front door on a scooter who's going to have a very fucking bad day if he keeps on doing it.

This is my alibi.

I couldn't possibly have kicked the drug dealing motherfucker to death while I was posting messages on the Spoof.

Could I?



Skoob: couldn't invite him by for an overdose and blame it on national health care??? Talk to Dr. Nichols.

Morse





Skoob1999
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Posted: 22 Jun 09 13:09
It's all right at the moment Cap. Apart from him being a drug dealing scumbag he's behaving. Anyway, I'm pretty sure the Officer Dibble boys are onto him. When you go out on a bike every fifteen minutes or so your future as a drug dealer is pretty limited. I don't have anything against him personally but I do have little grandchildren and the thought that he could hit one of them as they enter/leave the house makes my blood boil.

By the way, I don't live in a bad neighbourhood. I was born into one but managed to get out of it. I suppose the drug thing infiltrates everything. I hate drug dealers. J-Man, MB and I once had a discussion about this on the forum.

I have my reasons.

Kindest Regards Captain,

Skoob.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 22 Jun 09 17:55
[By the way, I don't live in a bad neighbourhood. I was born into one but managed to get out of it. I suppose the drug thing infiltrates everything. I hate drug dealers. J-Man, MB and I once had a discussion about this on the forum.

I have my reasons.

Kindest Regards Captain,

Skoob.


you think you have problems with drug dealers, come over to Venlo/NL and you can't miss the bastards, mostly Moro - n -ccans, Turks or Curds, anyone that comes from THERE, you know!



Earl Grey
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Posted: 23 Jun 09 20:46
I did do it. It was me. Only me. All by myself. Or is that myslef?

But I did it whatever.



And I'd do it again. For a fee.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 24 Jun 09 04:39
Earl

How about a fiver and a copy of 'Derek And Clive' on vinyl?

Deal, or what?

Regards

Skoob.


 
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