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I hate Britain's Got Talent. I hate hairy Scottish women who get so full of their own shit they spontaneously combust. I hate Simon Cowell. I think Piers Morgan is an absolute prick and I think Amanda Holden is a pluky faced blonde bimbo with all the sincerity of a hyena.

I hate the OTT teen adulation around Twilight (I mean, FFS) but I've come to love Hales B Davis's ever so subtle piss takes on them. Miley Cyrus is the world's most incredible gobshite, as I saw on the Jonathan Woss show.

But take the piss out of these things and your points ratings go mental. The number of times I've been awarded 1* for related stories is incredible, and incredibly funny.

It's a Spoof website for fuck's sake, not a fan zone.

I look on 1* ratings now as an honour, because I know if pissed some drippy idiot off.

Regards

Skoob.

My purpose in life was to write stories about Monkey Woods, Bilston and all the finer things in life.

But I am a superficial shit-head and I like getting eight thousand hits when I put Shaheen Jaforgholi or Hollie Steel in a title- as opposed to two hits from Monkey Woods.


I know the fans will be scrambling to hear negative gossip about anyone on BGT - using it as the Gospel according to Wikipedia.


My head has been turned just like Susan Boyle's. I am intrinsically gregarious otherwise I would not keep writing stories about BGT , which I know will get ludicrous views.


SEO is exactly what the tabloids use to get on-line readers and I do the same thing. However I admit my stories are better as I do not pretend any of it is real and I do not get rewarded handsomely for my minimal efforts.

The tabloid journalists also aspire to be like Piers Morgan the Queen Mother of insincere bull-shit journalism, whereas the best I can do is aspire to be Jesus Budda.

Khadija

If you were a superficial shithead, you wouldn't know that you were a superficial shithead. Does that make sense?

I do BGT stories because I love getting one star ratings from people who click said stories expecting something completely different.

Must be my dark side.

Kindest Regards

Skoob.