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Skoob1999
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Posted: 19 Apr 09 04:10
She says if I want to go I'll have to take the train. Sunday service. Joke.

She always gets her own way. It's not that I'm soft, but it just wouldn't be the same without her by my side.

Suppose I'll have to watch it on the box. We had a proper bull and a cow about it but I love the socks off the woman.

Women eh? Bloody hell.

Sadly

Skoob

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Posted: 19 Apr 09 08:41
Update:

Getting well into a domestic this am. Pointed out a few home truths. She made it virtually impossible for me to get to Wembley today.

Divorce looming.

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Posted: 19 Apr 09 08:57
Mental cruelty

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Posted: 19 Apr 09 10:34
Earl,

You got that right.

She's cruel and I'm mental.

Mentally

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Posted: 19 Apr 09 17:52
I knew we'd lose.

Well played Everton and good luck in the final.

All the omens were bad today.

Life goes on.

Anyway, I'm gonna send Lostinarandomworld a personal eMail for some writing tips. Phenomenal.

Skoob

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Posted: 19 Apr 09 17:57
"All the omens were bad today".

What was Rio Ferdinand doing taking one of the penalties?

Particularly with bad omens.

Oh well.


Next year is Fulham's year. Oh yes. Our name is on the cup.

Or not.

I don't really care that much.

I prefer cricket.

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Posted: 19 Apr 09 18:29
Oh well. You get knocked down, you get up again. They're never gonna keep you down.

Berbatov's pen - what was that all about?

Answers on a return ticket to Tottenham.

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Posted: 19 Apr 09 18:50
Was it a penalty?


Or just spilt milk?

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Posted: 19 Apr 09 18:55

Quote: Earl Grey

Was it a penalty?


Or just spilt milk?


Bit of both I reckon Earl.

TTFN

Skoob


 
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