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Skoob1999
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Posted: 15 Apr 09 18:47
Just chat between yourselves for a while.

I'm watching the football.

Not a blood and thunder game like Chelsea v Liverpool.

45 minutes to go. Where the heck is Barack Obama when you need him?

As in, can we do it?

Oh I'm all messed up right now.

Get back to you all later.

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Posted: 15 Apr 09 20:47
O.K. Thanks.

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Posted: 15 Apr 09 20:53
Morse, Cap, Skipper,

On an emotional day for English football...

WE DID IT!!!

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Posted: 15 Apr 09 20:55
Morse

This is what football means.

Try to learn about it. It truly is the greatest game on the planet.

As Ever

Skoob

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Posted: 15 Apr 09 21:36
Thank you!


My Football Story!

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Posted: 15 Apr 09 23:57
Buck

With all due respect, you got that one so very, very wrong.

Football, played with feet and without padding is the greatest game on the planet. Check out the history. It's global. Truly global. As Edson Arantes Dos Nascimento, aka the great Pele once described it: The beautiful game.

There's a bit more involved than being a big guy banging heads with another big guy.

Check it out.

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Posted: 16 Apr 09 03:40
I spent all Saturday watching premiere league and drinking beer, two or three games, I can't remember.

Do I need help?

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Posted: 16 Apr 09 08:44
Victor,

Probably.

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The cook.

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Posted: 16 Apr 09 12:50
Right, that is too many games, I'll try and cut back.

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Posted: 16 Apr 09 13:06

Quote: victor nicholas

Right, that is too many games, I'll try and cut back.


Just try drinking more to compensate for the number of games.

Works for me

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Posted: 16 Apr 09 13:07

Quote: victor nicholas

Right, that is too many games, I'll try and cut back.


Just try drinking more to compensate for the number of games.

Works for me

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Posted: 16 Apr 09 15:24

Quote: victor nicholas

Right, that is too many games, I'll try and cut back.

VC, overdoses of the beautiful game on Saturdays lead to impotence, sex - less nights with the missus and pure frustration leading to depression and visits to your local rehab clinic. Reasons; when Ronaldo removes his MAN U shirt and reveals his sun tanned, "Greek God" torso, us mere male mortals are forced to crawl to the fridge, ignore the missus drivelling and get thouroughly pissed. Remedies for this affliction, watch Sumo wrestling! JO

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 00:25
Have you seen Mexican football?



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Posted: 17 Apr 09 01:12
Yes, the joys of Mexican sporting events...sitting in the stands while people above you try to throw cups filled with urine at the players (and they never throw far enough).... Sitting there with a grandstand full of fat, smelly, overweight drunks who all want to pick a fight with the gringo....what memories!

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 01:23

Quote: Jalapenoman

Yes, the joys of Mexican sporting events...sitting in the stands while people above you try to throw cups filled with urine at the players (and they never throw far enough).... Sitting there with a grandstand full of fat, smelly, overweight drunks who all want to pick a fight with the gringo....what memories![/blockquo

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Sounds a bit like Anfield, wouldn't expect you to grasp this, but they tossed human excreta onto United fans below, in the Anfield Road End. In a McDonald's cup. Fair play to them though, they did issue an official apology.

Football eh? Proper football I mean.

Not that American excuse for it.

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 02:12 - Edited By: victor nicholas, 17 Apr 09 03:02

Quote: Jalapenoman

Yes, the joys of Mexican sporting events...sitting in the stands while people above you try to throw cups filled with urine at the players (and they never throw far enough).... Sitting there with a grandstand full of fat, smelly, overweight drunks who all want to pick a fight with the gringo....what memories!


I work with someone from Central America who likes Mexican football.

He tell me where he is from a wake can last a week or more with drinking and some fighting someone gets killed now and then causing a second funeral.

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 03:29

Quote: Skoob1999

Sounds a bit like Anfield, wouldn't expect you to grasp this, but they tossed human excreta onto United fans below, in the Anfield Road End. In a McDonald's cup.
Skoob


If the excreta was in a McDonalds cup how would you notice?

BuckwheatsButt
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Posted: 17 Apr 09 10:39
Looks like with soccer, all the excitement is in the stands!

Jaggedone
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Posted: 17 Apr 09 10:40

Quote: victor nicholas


Quote: Skoob1999

Sounds a bit like Anfield, wouldn't expect you to grasp this, but they tossed human excreta onto United fans below, in the Anfield Road End. In a McDonald's cup.
Skoob


If the excreta was in a McDonalds cup how would you notice?

Poignant thought but being vegetarian I would'nt know, then again if one doesn't eat meat then one should be allowed to eat Macburgers, meat content 0,0% + salad of course be careful of dead worms and other bugs!


 
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