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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just chat between yourselves for a while.
I'm watching the football. Not a blood and thunder game like Chelsea v Liverpool. 45 minutes to go. Where the heck is Barack Obama when you need him? As in, can we do it? Oh I'm all messed up right now. Get back to you all later. Regards Skoob |
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Morse
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O.K. Thanks.
Morse |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Morse, Cap, Skipper,
On an emotional day for English football... WE DID IT!!! Best Regards Skoob |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Morse
This is what football means. Try to learn about it. It truly is the greatest game on the planet. As Ever Skoob |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Buck
With all due respect, you got that one so very, very wrong. Football, played with feet and without padding is the greatest game on the planet. Check out the history. It's global. Truly global. As Edson Arantes Dos Nascimento, aka the great Pele once described it: The beautiful game. There's a bit more involved than being a big guy banging heads with another big guy. Check it out. Kindest Regards Skoob |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I spent all Saturday watching premiere league and drinking beer, two or three games, I can't remember.
Do I need help? |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Victor,
Probably. Regards The cook. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Right, that is too many games, I'll try and cut back.
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just try drinking more to compensate for the number of games. Works for me |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Just try drinking more to compensate for the number of games. Works for me |
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Jaggedone
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VC, overdoses of the beautiful game on Saturdays lead to impotence, sex - less nights with the missus and pure frustration leading to depression and visits to your local rehab clinic. Reasons; when Ronaldo removes his MAN U shirt and reveals his sun tanned, "Greek God" torso, us mere male mortals are forced to crawl to the fridge, ignore the missus drivelling and get thouroughly pissed. Remedies for this affliction, watch Sumo wrestling! JO |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Have you seen Mexican football?
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Jalapenoman
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Yes, the joys of Mexican sporting events...sitting in the stands while people above you try to throw cups filled with urine at the players (and they never throw far enough).... Sitting there with a grandstand full of fat, smelly, overweight drunks who all want to pick a fight with the gringo....what memories!
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I work with someone from Central America who likes Mexican football. He tell me where he is from a wake can last a week or more with drinking and some fighting someone gets killed now and then causing a second funeral. |
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victor nicholas
Doc Location: Suwanee River Registered: 20 Apr 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
If the excreta was in a McDonalds cup how would you notice? |
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BuckwheatsButt
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Looks like with soccer, all the excitement is in the stands!
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Jaggedone
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Poignant thought but being vegetarian I would'nt know, then again if one doesn't eat meat then one should be allowed to eat Macburgers, meat content 0,0% + salad of course be careful of dead worms and other bugs! |
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