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Morse
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I know Buck would want to fly right on to this one. I wonder what was on her mind....Bargus? CNN Anchor Can't Tell 'Nuts From ... Wednesday, March 04, 2009 PrintShareThis A U.S. airline is now selling "penis" on flights, an anchorwoman has declared. The slip-up happened on CNN when anchorwoman Zain Verjee was reporting about Northwest Airlines now selling peanuts on flights. |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Surely our own squeezy jet? It might take off a Virgin Atlantic flight, but it aint gonna land as one |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Of course all we get on Aeroflop is "fish or chicken?"
I'm changing operators |
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Morse
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Earl: haven't flown in 20 years...flew all over VN in the bloodiest pieces of shit and never phased me...but got to make a roundtripper to Hamburg in Aug., and then up the fiord to RETAKE Norway....a wife type of thing, since she has roots there...I'm just aboard for the smoked eel and check out the scenery... Can't wait to go through security... Morse. |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I spend far too much time (and money) flying. Again this is a wife type of thing.
But thankful I've not been offered a penis yet. Maybe that is for business class only. Often wondered what happened behind that curtain. |
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BuckwheatsButt
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Reminds me an old joke...
A gorgeous, sexy, TWA stewardess (see how old a joke) asks a passenger, "Sir, would you care for some of our TWA coffee?" "Why no! But I'll have some of your T-W-A-T!" |
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Morse
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Buck: Holy Shit, you can't be that friggin' old....?
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