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queen mudder
Spoof Queen  Location: london and nyc Registered: 26 May 04 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A laptop computer that can shout 'stop, thief!' when stolen has been developed by a software company called Front Door Software Corporation.
Laptop that shouts 'Stop, thief!' when stolen developed by computer firm |
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Earl Grey
Writer  Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
We need a laptop that is a blackbelt in karate and can kick the shit out of a thief. Just yelling stop don't work in London. The little shit who stole mine never stopped. So lets just kick the shit out of them instead. |
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