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Skoob1999
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Posted: 13 Apr 09 21:57
I missed something here. Hatfield's Hertfordshire isn't it?
Never been there. Been to the Crooked House pub in Dudley though. That was an experience.

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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 13 Apr 09 22:23
Hatfield attacked the French, insuring elitists left Dover.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 13 Apr 09 22:24
I actually wanted an "m" in Hatfield (to mention the fued between the Hatfields and the McCoys), but there wasn't one.

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Posted: 13 Apr 09 23:24 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 13 Apr 09 23:26
Seen that many-a-time when returning from far-flung footballing frolics, Skoob:

HATFIELD & THE NORTH



Hatfield, and the feeling is elation ... like drugs.

Bother! Didn't see that, Jman!

Dover or Ventnor expect retribution.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 13 Apr 09 23:30
Monkey

You're just a dude.

Kindest regards as ever

Skoob

Jaggedone
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Posted: 14 Apr 09 10:29
Sorry I misunderstood the thread, being the new thick bastard that I am, just venting my frustrations on the wrong thread, next time better! Apologies!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 16 Apr 09 01:29
Retribution enlivens the revenge in bashing, unless the innocents offer names.

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Posted: 16 Apr 09 10:00 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 16 Apr 09 10:01
Names and 'monikers' exist simultaneously.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 16 Apr 09 22:34

Quote: Monkey Woods

Names and 'monikers' exist simultaneously.


Are you trying to kill me?

Simultaneously, I made Ursula large tits and nipples excellently orgasm, using super large yanks.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 16 Apr 09 22:56

Quote: Jalapenoman


Quote: Monkey Woods

Names and 'monikers' exist simultaneously.


Are you trying to kill me?

Simultaneously, I made Ursula large tits and nipples excellently orgasm, using super large yanks.


How do you follow that?

Yanks?

I don't quite grasp how to play this game.

You Are Now Knowledgably Sober.

Or something.

Skoob

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 16 Apr 09 23:28
Yanks are nice, kind sailors.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 16 Apr 09 23:34
To Monkey Woods.

Told you I didn't get this.

You Are Now Knowledgably Sober.

From YANKS

Shouldn't it be SOBER you respond to?

Or did I miss something?

Oh I dunno, I lost the plot years ago.

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Posted: 16 Apr 09 23:38 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 16 Apr 09 23:38
Skoob, Jman finished with Yanks, so you have to start with the word Yanks.

Now it's 'sailors'.

Skoob1999
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Posted: 16 Apr 09 23:55
Oh I give in.

Sorry.

Best Regards

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Jalapenoman
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Posted: 17 Apr 09 01:08
Sailors are illiterate louts, often resembling Skoob


(sorry, I had to do it after the Buggerall and all that)

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 11:52
Skoob knows of Oliver Bierhoff.

Jaggedone
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Posted: 17 Apr 09 12:48

Quote: Monkey Woods

Skoob knows of Oliver Bierhoff.

Before I Ever Relinquish Heavymetal Or Fucking Females - I'd rather top myself

Monkey Woods
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Posted: 17 Apr 09 16:40
No, start with the word 'Bierhoff'.

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 20:15 - Edited By: Earl Grey, 17 Apr 09 20:20

Quote: Monkey Woods

No, start with the word 'Bierhoff'.


Bierhoff is european. Regularly his outrageous farts fume

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 20:18
What about the 'r'?

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 20:19 - Edited By: Earl Grey, 17 Apr 09 20:20

Quote: Monkey Woods

What about the 'r'?


Ah. Or R.

Thats better.

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 20:20 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 17 Apr 09 20:21
What about:

Bierhoff is European. Really? His outrageous farts fume.

I'll go next.

Fume under meaningless embers.

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 20:22

Quote: Monkey Woods

What about:

Bierhoff is European. Really? His outrageous farts fume.


Either will do.


Bierhoff is European. Rarely his outrageous farts fume.

Bierhoff is European..........

Isn't he?

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 20:23
Embers mean burning! Exit real soon!

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Posted: 17 Apr 09 20:23
Soon or, optionally, NEVER!


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