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Aspartame Boy
Kisses like wine  Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Groans reluctant Obama, "Ass not small!"
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Small, medium and large lugs.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Lugs: ugly, gruesome shells.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Shells have echoes, lovely little sounds.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Sounds often use noisy decibel screams
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freezer101
Writer  Location: Harper Woods, Michigan Registered: 25 Jan 09 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
nevermind
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Screams can really extend a man's sensitivity.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sensitivity exists, not so it trusts in vanity, it trusts in you!
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
You oversized unicorn!
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Unicorn neck is curvaceous, often requiring necklaces
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Necklaces, especially chokers, keep ladies acting cute, exhibiting sexiness.
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Aspartame Boy
Kisses like wine Location: in your tea Registered: 15 Oct 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sexiness entices x-rated Indians' naked entreaties seeking surrender.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Surrender unconditionally requesting reparations, encouraging nuclear disarmament, energy reserves.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Reserves, especially solar energy reserves - very extreme sunlight.
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Mark
Little Red Hen  Location: Lancaster, England Registered: 8 Apr 03 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sunlight unveils night, letting illumination grow hot tamales.
I started at the end and worked backwards with this one. Who knew it would work out as well as it did. |
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Tamales always make Anglos lug excessive sodas
Am I the only one on here who has ever eaten real tamales? (The frozen and canned ones don't count) |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I had to look it up. I was just on the verge of posting
Tamales and meat are Lowton's essential savouries, but then I noticed you had already posted. Sodas or drinks? A Sprite? |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sprite, particularly, releases its tangy effluence.
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P.M. Wortham
Literary Dog Registered: 26 Jun 07 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I missed you guys, and QM of course. They actually expect us to work during business hours. Shame, that. Effluence follows flatulence, leaving unmistakable essence near Cynthia's Equine. |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Equine - queer unicorn in nuclear espionage.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Espionage: Spies peeking in on nude artists get excited
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Excited xenophobes can introduce the entertainment dungeon.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Dungeon urchins never get extras or nibbles.
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Nibbles, indeed bites, become larger every suppertime.
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Jalapenoman
Spicy Hombre |
Suppertime: usually potatoes, puddings, eggs, roasted turkey. I'm mentally eating.
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