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Posted: 25 Feb 09 19:20
star turns actress raunchy

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Posted: 25 Feb 09 20:34
Raunchy and underage - now control her/yourself!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 26 Feb 09 02:11
Yourself or urself? Really! Spelling errors look foolish.

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Posted: 26 Feb 09 07:38 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 26 Feb 09 07:41
Foolish Obama
Ostensibly leaves
Illinois snorting
Hydrocodone




"I can't feel your pain.."

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Posted: 26 Feb 09 18:22
Hydrocodone: yellow droplets resemblant of cum on dick of new elephant!

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Posted: 26 Feb 09 18:31
elephant loses elephant pyjama hunt: alas no trunk!

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Posted: 26 Feb 09 19:21
Trunk: really ugly nose, kinda

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Posted: 26 Feb 09 21:53
Kinda is not descriptively acceptable.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 26 Feb 09 23:01
Acceptable candidates can easily please the assholes because likeability exists.

No, I'm not talking about Obama, as he wasn't acceptable (but just pleased a lot of assholes).

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Posted: 26 Feb 09 23:10
Exists? Xenophobia is solely the start.

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Posted: 26 Feb 09 23:11
Start today: American racial tension!

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 26 Feb 09 23:17
Tension exists. Nude sweating is one need.

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Posted: 26 Feb 09 23:42
Need enormous erections daily.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 27 Feb 09 00:11
Daily advice: ignore laxatives yesterday.

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Posted: 27 Feb 09 00:15
Yesterday, Esther saw that Edward rode donkeys almost yobbishly.

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Posted: 27 Feb 09 00:18
Yobbishly, Oswald bought bananas in season (his latest yearning).

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Posted: 27 Feb 09 00:20 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 27 Feb 09 00:22
Yearning - essentially, a rare need is naughty gnomes.


Gonna bed now. Goodnight.

Jalapenoman
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Posted: 27 Feb 09 00:28
Night night, sweet dreams, and all that.

Gnomes normally often maintain enormous sausages.

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Posted: 27 Feb 09 04:08 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 28 Feb 09 14:46
Sausages assiduously
uvulating seductively;
Aspartaming gangrenous
Esophagus secretions





The Gnome Sausage Queen


Her uvulation was on the Fritz!
They had to nuke her room at the Ritz!
She was limber and did the splitz!
Silly Gnome! Like to play with her ....?

....sing to the tune of your favorite Nick Jagger tune

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Posted: 28 Feb 09 15:49
Secretions envy cocks, reportedly erupting thick injections of nifty semen.

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Posted: 28 Feb 09 17:14 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 28 Feb 09 17:26
Semen, ejaculating magnificently, encrusting Negroes.





"......A few songs were gay in tone. ..." ibid

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Posted: 28 Feb 09 21:53
Negroes, especially Ghanaians, rip-off European students.

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Posted: 28 Feb 09 22:10
Students think up dumb, elementary naval training school

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Posted: 28 Feb 09 22:13
school classes have occasional oral lessons

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Posted: 28 Feb 09 22:18
lessons elicit supersonic streamlining of nasal shaft


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