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Earl Grey
Writer  Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The Moscow Times wont keep anybody warm. About ten pages last time I saw a copy.
And very thin paper. Not at all absorbent. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Sunday Times.
That's what you need. 400 supplements, 17 sections, and a free heap of junk advertising. Weighs in at about a quarter of a ton. Can't stop. Busy rushing about without really going anywhere. Regards Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
could do with one under this fucking bridge!!!!!!!!! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Oh hello JO
Nice to have you back. Had your tea yet? Can't stop! Rushing about don't you know. Regards Skoob. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer  Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
The San Francisco Chronicle is far too thick for this very moderate climate. Most street residents only need a couple of pages to stay warm, so they let the rest of them fly away in the wind. Maybe I could petition The City to fund a giant net encircling San Francisco to apprehend these escaping resources, and then we could ship the surplus to homeless people where the rest of you live. And don't you worry, they are plenty absorbent - I see them soaking up urine every single day. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
SFO in SF you don't need the Times to keep you warm on the bench, there are enough "warm brothers" there |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Stuttgart 1 Barcelona 1 at the moment.
Barcelona starting to get on top. Ooh Mrs! Regards Skoob. |
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The San Francisco Onion
Writer Location: The produce section Registered: 14 Dec 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Yeah, if that's your thing. Fortunately, homosexuality is not administered in San Francisco; it is merely permitted! |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
always a sensitive subject for hetro's living there! Not a place for the faint hearted, all those hills, phew! |
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