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Does a guillotine have thighs?

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Quote: Jaggedone

I'M ALSO BUSY WRITING A MANUSCRIPT BUT STILL HAVE THE TIME FOR A LAUGH IN THE EVENING!

BTW THE MANUSCRIPT IS SERIOUS (SERIOUSLY)

IT TAKES A LOT OF MY HEAD SPACE AND ENERGY BUT I JUST HAVE TO DO IT!

AS MENTIONED I LOVE IT HERE AND I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE IT UP EASY!

BUT WE NEED SOME GUYS HERE WHO SOLELY WANT A LAUGH AND SOME FUN!

JP, SORRY ABOUT YOUR JOB SITUATION, HOPE IT ALL TURNS OUT OK, AND IF ANY OF YOU OTHER GUYS HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM, SOLIDARITY.

MAYBE YOU CAN ALL COME AND JOIN ME UNDER THE BRIDGE, GETS COLD IN WINTER, FUCKING ICE BLOCKS FLOATING BY!!!!!!!!

THANKSFOR ALL OF YOUR KIND WORDS BTW!

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You all suck donkey dick.

Best wishes,

Jimbo the troll.



Hope that livens things up.

Hello, Jimbo. How did that 'thing' go that we were discussing?

I ended up writing something on a completely different subject, but thanks for your help. It was a valuable insight into the world of incessant masturbatory syndrome. Hope the cream keeps the sores at bay.

Always glad to help.

Was reading through the threads a bit over lunch, and my heart goes out to anyone stuck on the job search right now. I can tell you from experience, forced to relocate my family 750 miles to another state, the hunt is often difficult and painful... but stick with it, honestly, talent, creativity and personality win out over sticks in the mud who can't communicate to save their lives. Amazing really to see the number of college educated, experienced candidates out there who can't complete a simple sentence, on a resume or in person.

Head up, eye contact, a little personality, a smile, a tasteful harmless quip, and confidence in your ability to speak and write. Stick with it.

Now having said all that, I feel that I should keep with the spirit of the original thread.... so... BLOW ME. But not really.

Anybody seen JO?

He appears to ave popped orf somewhere's and I've only gorn an blinkin lorst im!

Ave a banana.

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Anybody seen JO?

He appears to ave popped orf somewhere's and I've only gorn an blinkin lorst im!

Ave a banana.

Skoob.

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He's somewhere in Darkest Germany-the former Eastern side I think.

Achtung, Ich bin zuruck!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi guys and dolls, bet you all missed me like a toothache!

The darkest part of Germany isn't actually dark, quite white actually, metres of the shit and all downhill.

Prague was exhilerating apart from the prices, fuck me, I deserve a toothache after paying such rip-off prices!

Anyway, the kids snowboarded it, I snow-bored it, and the missus was too cold to notice!

Tschuss / JO

Let me substitute the troll then.
Just for the spoils of war.

And this is my minimalist comment - check it out:

www.1korea2010.freeiz.com

Please, feel free to support or fight my little campaign.
Make love and spoof.

Cheers
Sarah

BTW, I'm looking for a Korean girl friend.

How about a North Korean retard? They make great girl friends!

JO

Wasn't Wan Kin Dik Korean?

Regards

Skoob.

Speedskater I believe.

Slippery customer

Eel be good. Bit like a oily oiled eel on an oily oil-track................

El Brylcremo De La Lube

Skoob.

(Rhymes!)

You're sounding like Abel Skoob.

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Quote: victor nicholas

You're sounding like Abel Skoob.

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...or Marlon Brando in Missouri Breaks.......when he was in the Tub!

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Quote: Skoob1999

JO

Wasn't Wan Kin Dik Korean?

Regards

Skoob.

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Me ol WAN-KIN-DIK was a broken rickshaw pulling, half-starved, earthquake victim Chink who I adopted as a slave because it itched, we've been happy ever since.

BTW, Skoob, I could sell you his sister CUM-BUM-SUK

Are they related to Suk-Dik-Kwik?

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Quote: Earl Grey

Are they related to Suk-Dik-Kwik?

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Twins actually, severed

PS: Earl I didn't know you mastered the Manchurian language could you please translate "Mushy peas" into English?

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Earl Grey

Are they related to Suk-Dik-Kwik?

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Twins actually, severed

PS: Earl I didn't know you mastered the Manchurian language could you please translate "Mushy peas" into English?

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I keep away from them. always end up with a sore finger.

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Earl Grey

Are they related to Suk-Dik-Kwik?

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Twins actually, severed

PS: Earl I didn't know you mastered the Manchurian language could you please translate "Mushy peas" into English?

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I keep away from them. always end up with a sore finger.

Slightly acidic I take

Battery acid sometimes in an old lemonade bottle on a park bench.

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Quote: Earl Grey

Battery acid sometimes in an old lemonade bottle on a park bench.

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It serves its purpose under yesterdays Moscow Times I suppose.