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Thank you for pointing that out Skoob.

Good work.

Thank you

Earl,

No, Thank You.

Really, Thank You.

You are an inspiration.

Thank You

Skoob

Thank you, that was very kind.

You are a truly generous man, Skoob.

Thank you.

Earl,

I'm not really all that generous.

Just a bit pissed.

Do you know anything about gout?

Mrs Skoob tells me I may have gout.

Please advise

Skoob

Rest with your feet up. Tell Mrs Skoob to take good care of you.

Thank you

Earl

Ah Earl

Mrs Skoob takes care of me.

But she says my feet stink.

Please advise

Skoob

Dear Skoob...

As a retired rectal-cranial transplant surgeon, my professional opinion is to advise you to seek immediate medical attention for the gout condition! NO grapefruit nor oranges!

Dr. Buck

To Buck and the others,

Rectal Cranial Surgeon?

Just thought I'd keep the thread running...

THANK YOU!!!

Skoob

It means 'An arsehole of a head Doctor'


Skoob and Buck.......Thank you, I really mean that, if I was there with you I'd give you both a huge big hug, mainly to make you feel uncomfortable but also to express my gratitude.

Thanks lads. Your the best.


Fergus.

Give your wives a big hug and think of me.

If wife not available grab someone half decent, I'm not fussy but I will be involved in some small way.

No horror stories.

Thanks.

Ah Fergus

You rascal you.

I had some young girls making ribald comments about what they'd like to do to me this morning. At a bus stop it was. I'm old enough to be their grandad. I put it all down to this new sense of self confidence which you and other spoofers have instilled in me.

Thank You

Thank You so much.

Donald Books

Salford University.

I'm sorry I haven't said it for a while, so...... Thanks everyone.


You've all been absolutely fantastic.


Well done each and every one of you.

Happy xmas.

A happy Christmas to you and yours too Fergus.

And a great big Thank You to you, just for being you.

And thank you to all who spoof.

You're all lovely.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Your the best Skoob, all the best and best wishes to you and yours.

Oh come ere!

Give us a great big hug.

On me way Ferg!

Thank you!

And again - thank you.

From the bottom of me heart.

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

On me way Ferg!

Thank you!

And again - thank you.

From the bottom of me heart.

Skoob.

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....this place is getting a bit snuggy-wuggy....but THANKS!

Warms the cockles........

Best of the Best, I say!

Did I say Thanks?

That's Thanksgiving...it comes before xmas, and this year falls on me birthday, big TURKEY, Me....


Cap

Thank you Cap.

Your generosity knows no bounds.

I am completely overwhelmed.

I need a kleenex...

For the tears of emotion! Stop it!

Thank you.

Sincerely.

Thank you.

Skoob.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

How about a shout out to our Spanish language wetback/illegal aliens and a hearty Muchas Gracias!

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Buen trabajo, gueyes!

No capital gains for you, no sir! You make money the old-fashioned way: A good, hard day's work.

Good to know you believe in the American Dream, instead of trying to crush it like our capital-gain-loving, tax-hating Republican Congress will proceed to do muy prontito.

Great idea, J-Man. Thank you.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Thank you Cap.

Your generosity knows no bounds.

I am completely overwhelmed.

I need a kleenex...

For the tears of emotion! Stop it!

Thank you.

Sincerely.

Thank you.

Skoob.

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I think a simple

'FONDEST REGARDS' would do ...I don't know any Irish Endearments!
(at least any that could be repeated on this Family Forum)

With the UTMOST Appreciation,

Thankfully Yours,

Morse

Ah thank you Cap.

And thank you San Francisco Onion.

For swapping the thread to Anagrams.

(I hate that thread - it's just Stoopid!)

Thank you.

Humbly.

Thank you.

Skoob.

Stoopid: That opinion's obviously pretty insulting, dammit!

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Thank you........
and good night

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Verne Troyer Catches Up With Jalapenoman at Las Cruces Taqueria

Written by The San Francisco Onion

Topics: Jalapenoman, Verne Troyer
Wednesday, 29 July 2009

"Este pinche hijo de lechero? No vale verga!" dice un hombre.

LAS CRUCES, NM - A fast food fiesta turned into a midget massacre today when Verne Troyer finally caught up with Jalapenoman at El Taco Timbre in Las Cruces, New Mexico.

Reports indicate the 2' 8" American actor and stunt performer was "burned up" over several spicy comments about short people made in a particularly piquant piece by the capsi-comical spoof editor, so Troyer had been hot on his tail for several days.

Witnesses say mini-man Troyer entered the taqueria unnoticed, strolling casually along the partition between the dining area and the kitchen as the J-Man wrapped his lips around yet another chorizo; he did take notice, however, when he was hit squarely in the left eye with a speeding golf-ball-sized dollop of sour cream coming from the direction of the salsa bar.

"Come here, you peppery little peckerwood. Daddy's got somethin' for ya'," said Troyer as he darted under the table, grabbing hold of J-Man's sizable family jewels (at least compared to Troyer's hand), then dragging him out onto the floor as he squealed like a little girl.

"I never would of thought the little guy could move so fast!" gasped a woman who had been seated at a table near the action. She said Troyer, still firmly grasping the helpless victim's nut sack, reached over J-Man's hip and grabbed a belt loop, rolling the spoofer over onto his stomach, hurriedly straddling his neck as he clamped the J-Man's head in a vice-like grip with his stubby little legs.

Giving the screaming satirist's briefs a tremendous yank, Troyer was hoping for a wedgie, but instead heard the sound of ripping fabric older than the Shroud of Turin, leaving him clutching a skid-marked, tattered scrap of cloth full of holes with "Jalapenoman" printed in bold block letters across the back of the elastic band in black marker.

"Now that's just plain nasty," Troyer was heard to say before disgustedly tossing the pathetic scrap aside.

He scanned the room for an instant before reaching back and removing the laces from his shoes. Using them to roughly secure the ace news distorter's hands and feet, he then also removed one shoe and retrieved the sock, using it to muffle the girlish shrieks now reverberating throughout the taqueria. Standing up, he hooked his fingers into the New Mexican's nostrils and began dragging him toward the restroom.

The going was a bit slow; witnesses indicated Troyer stopped to go back and grab a ladle, drizzling a bit of fresh salsa picante along the way to ease friction, then recommenced, but not before stuffing several pints of sour cream down the back of J'Man's trousers as he chuckled to himself.

"What the hell are you starin' at, lady?" he asked one patron who had stopped to watch, waving her off. "Go on! Beat it!!"

Reaching the bathroom, Troyer dragged him in and locked the door behind them.

Thirty minutes and several "swirlies" later, Troyer emerged from the locked bathroom buck-naked and grinning, strutting proudly past the line of people now waiting just outside the door, his little dwarf wee-wee seeming to be in especially good spirits.

Witnesses said he then exited El Taco Timbre, climbed into the passenger side of his monster truck, and was driven away by the two jaw-dropping swimsuit models still waiting for him outside, leaving the drenched dimwit dripping, dribbling tears into a pool of toilet water as he loosened his bindings, dairy products slowly oozing into his shoes, the words "for a good time, call J-Man" scribbled on the wall of the stall behind him.

"That was just awful," he said, his sobs ceasing momentarily as he dipped his right index finger into his shorts, gazing at a withdrawn dollop of sour cream before touching it to the tip of his tongue. He winced.

"Just awful!"

And a special thank you to Fergus for dropping in.

Thank you Fergus.

From the bottom of my heart.

Thank you!

Regards

Skoob.

Fuck me I hope Tevez says thankyou this evening when he tries to stuff UTD

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

Stoopid: That opinion's obviously pretty insulting, dammit!

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Dammit: a mis-spelt mot, I think.