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Yeah, yeah.

Blah dee blah...

We know you're a professional.

Point is, your 'ighness...

Do you flog mucky DVD's?

I was just axin'

Tole you diss wuz a bad fred.

Inspector Bastard (Vice and Nail Gun Squad)

Scum... always floats to the top - hello everyone! Bollocks!!!

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Quote: Skoob1999

Scum. Wherever you look. Scum.

Scum.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: queen mudder

But...I am a professional - with a reputation to consider.
(Bastards...)

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BUTT....you are not a PRAT!

A reputation is a terrible thing to trip over....

Small minded ignorant BASTARDS!

I'd leave, but I've nowhere to go.....I've been DEFORMED!

Xxx

Lynton

You should be in bed now.

You're an hour in front of us in your fucking fancy dan city slicker Francois shop.

Go on.

Up to bed now.

Bastard.

Skoob.

Bollocks to you skoobers I'm still in hiding in the UK so stick that up your little wooden hill to bedfordshire!

Sleep tight

Women need to hear it too.
They all think they are men now a days any way.

Sarah Palin huh?
That's really hitting below the belt.
I didn't take you for being that low.

Oyster slurping, knuckle cracking, lower than low lifes, willie wanking, maniacal misfitting misanthropic monsterously monosyllabic munchkins!

I'd like to see you stand up after that one!

Hah, you know you want to lick Sarah Palin's boots. You're just not man enough to man up to the fact. And you know she'd never let you, liberal commie pinko, boot-licker.

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Quote: Charpa93

Hah, you know you want to lick Sarah Palin's boots. You're just not man enough to man up to the fact. And you know she'd never let you, liberal commie pinko, boot-licker.

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If you switch the "l" and the "a" around she's Sarah Plain. Plain and "simple" mind you. The mind is a terrible thing to "waist", but in her case its ZIPPO! Hell Sarah's so shallow she thinks she saw George Bush running for Congress.

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Quote: Charpa93

Hah, you know you want to lick Sarah Palin's boots. You're just not man enough to man up to the fact. And you know she'd never let you, liberal commie pinko, boot-licker.

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If you switch the "l" and the "a" around she's Sarah Plain. Plain and "simple" mind you. The mind is a terrible thing to "waist", but in her case its ZIPPO! Hell Sarah's so shallow she thinks she saw George Bush running for Congress.

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NOW it's hot enough to make Baked Alaska.

Since when were women allowed into this flameout?
You're supposed to be in the kitchen making us some sandwiches and fetching us beers between bouts.

I had my chance at Palin once but Todd got in the way.
Bristol Palin, that is.
If you can't get first prize might as well go for second.

Agnosticly oriented, baboon descended, Hannah Montana underwear wearing, sashaying, un-shaven legged, slant eyed, used condom collecting, illegal alien supporting, manic minded, lewd art viewing, Sarah Palin shoe fetishing, naughty Spoof writing, sophomoric and juniormoric zit popping, analgesic perverts!

I'm out of wind... have to sit down for a while...

I was going to say something really cutting at this point. Involving fisting.

But then I remembered it got Julian Clairy into a whole heap of trouble.

So I won't.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Lynton

Bollocks to you skoobers I'm still in hiding in the UK so stick that up your little wooden hill to bedfordshire!

Sleep tight

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....speaking of sticking things up somewhere, whats the latest on the
Tube Chronicles.....if they don't take it out soon you'll be pissing through that straw for life!!!!

Concerned,

Morsie

I was going to add a comment but can't be arsed!

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Quote: Lady Godiva

I was going to add a comment but can't be arsed!

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...you're not from Quebec are ya...that would explain it!

No..I'm from bloody Yorkshire! (Originally)
I thought you'd recognize the accent!

Lady G.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

No..I'm from bloody Yorkshire! (Originally)
I thought you'd recognize the accent!

Lady G.

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.....ahhhh...a bloody foreigner...my UK friend says he needs a translator when he travels your way...thought you were working in the Canadian Clinic with
Doc Victor Nicholas....he had said he had hired an extra hand....

Get back on with the bloody insults, you bloody savages!
No gumming about with the ladies here!
This is serious stuff, you nano ninnies!
Blast some blasphemies into the bionosphere, you baby Bulgarian baboons!
Let loose with lots of lewd, lascivious language, even if its in Latin!
Get going, you goose necked gesticulating gangly geek who gork their own grandmothers!!!!

Capello = Italian capped cunt without balls

Bugger off! It's a load of bollocks anyway. Dick-heads make up most of this forum.

And that's just for starters...oops! I meant 'farters'.

Lady G.

Read my signature!

Dick-head eh?
Well, the gloves are off now!
I was always taught to be nice to the ladies, but I guess they all think they are men now, so I guess times have changed.
It would be a low thing to attack a woman, but someone has to man enough to do it.
It would bring the forum to a new low point- but, what the heck,its cheaper entertainment than the cinema.

Here goes:
Madonna mimicking, mammary bedecked, man eating, Cosmopolitan reading, fruit of the tree of knowledge of Good and Evil tasting, thong wearing, groin kicking, boyfriend humiliating, cuckold castrating, Samson seducing and shaving, man mooching, juvenile jail bating,

where was I....damn, I got side tracked! Now I've lost my thread...

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Quote: rfreed

Dick-head eh?
Well, the gloves are off now!
I was always taught to be nice to the ladies, but I guess they all think they are men now, so I guess times have changed.
It would be a low thing to attack a woman, but someone has to man enough to do it.
It would bring the forum to a new low point- but, what the heck,its cheaper entertainment than the cinema.

Here goes:
Madonna mimicking, mammary bedecked, man eating, Cosmopolitan reading, fruit of the tree of knowledge of Good and Evil tasting, thong wearing, groin kicking, boyfriend humiliating, cuckold castrating, Samson seducing and shaving, man mooching, juvenile jail bating,

where was I....damn, I got side tracked! Now I've lost my thread...

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penis-thinker....

Is that what you were going to say?

If nominated, I will not run.

If elected, I will not serve.

If....wait a second.....Hello, Rangoon??

jp.

No, penis- MAIMER would be more like it.

There, had enough? Maybe that will teach you women folk to stay in the kitchen and scrub the pots and make babies like you are supposed to do instead of out writing spoofs which is mens work.

Criminy, why did we ever teach them to read and write anyway?

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Quote: rfreed

No, penis- MAIMER would be more like it.

There, had enough? Maybe that will teach you women folk to stay in the kitchen and scrub the pots and make babies like you are supposed to do instead of out writing spoofs which is mens work.

Criminy, why did we ever teach them to read and write anyway?

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I'd hire a food taster from here on out, rfreed. Never know what us women might use as seasonings. Oh, and just a little advice, the double vision clears up once you pass out.

Now go to your corner like a good little boy.

Charpa

Pray be to God, the language here lately is stumping my growth, Hallelujah