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Quote: Jalapenoman

I hope you enjoyed your crow.

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Crow does not fare well with cebollas; I prefer it in spicier Southwestern cuisine.

Feliz cumpleaños, guey!

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Quote: Skoob1999

Oh and by the way.

While I'm at it.

Jagged One - Abso-bloody-lutely typical!

He comes on here moaning that the bloody forums are dead, so everybody comes out to play, JUST to make him feel better, just to make him feel bloody well loved and wanted...

And what does he do?

He pisses off for an early night with the Mrs and a mug of hot chocolate.

That's gratitude that is...

THE BASTARD!!!

Don't touch me!!!

Skoob.

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Skoob, you sussed me man!!!!!

As for SFO and the tissues, TISSUES for the EYES not the DROPS (left overs that stick to your underpants, ES WAR EINMAL!!)

btw, THE COCOA WAS NICE, SHAME ABOUT THE MISSUS, DUCK MUVVA FUCKER, FRYING PANS AT 500!

AAAAAARRRRGH!!!

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Quote: Jalapenoman

AAAAAARRRRGH!!!

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Jalap glad to see I've got your taste buds going, any good news about your job situation and what's the novel about?

BTW: Bureau thanks for your generous words about the Haiti single bit?

These things are always handbags and egos at three paces!

JO,

The job search is still going on. I got laid off by my company as part of the economy (they blamed it on that). Basically, they laid off everyone at my level making more than 40,000 a year and replaced them with someone making 26 to 28 a year and a minimum wage kid. This way, they are getting the work of two people out of the salary of one (but are losing the experience).

Anyway, I'm searching for work still but am living in a bad part of the country for finding something with good pay.

J-Man

It's not all doom and gloom mate. Try pole-dancing. I hear that pays well.

Spare a thought for me mate. At 5:30 am GMT tomorrow morning I'll be freezing my butt off on a train station platform waiting for the train to take me to work. I'll get back home at about 7:45 in the evening.

Also I just got off the phone with my step-daughter who lives about 80 miles east of us, and it's snowing again where she is, so it looks like it might make its way over here.

As Abel might say

Hasta la heatwave.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

JO,

The job search is still going on. I got laid off by my company as part of the economy (they blamed it on that). Basically, they laid off everyone at my level making more than 40,000 a year and replaced them with someone making 26 to 28 a year and a minimum wage kid. This way, they are getting the work of two people out of the salary of one (but are losing the experience).

Anyway, I'm searching for work still but am living in a bad part of the country for finding something with good pay.

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Solidarity JP, I've been there too, 49 out of work and too fucking expensive, tell me about it.

My wife and me were forced into self-employment (she's much younger than me BTW) and never looked back since.

Most important is to fight the system with all of the tools available, even bent one's!

Hope you had a good birthday, how's the unemployment benefit situation in the US?

I had four years of it in the 80's

It was pretty shit.

I lived in a B&B in a shared room. Nightmare.

My heart goes out to you guys.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I had four years of it in the 80's

It was pretty shit.

I lived in a B&B in a shared room. Nightmare.

My heart goes out to you guys.

Regards

Skoob.

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At least we can all still have a laugh,

Monty Python's "you lucky bastard" sketch sums it up!

It's snowing like the clappers in London right now. 18:27 GMT

Hope I don't get snowed in and can't get into work in the morning.

(Arf arf)

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

It's snowing like the clappers in London right now. 18:27 GMT

Hope I don't get snowed in and can't get into work in the morning.

(Arf arf)

Skoob.

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"you lucky bastard"

Skoob:

We are getting plenty more snow here in the Mid-Atlantic states today. Should I fax you some?

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Quote: Skoob1999

It's snowing like the clappers in London right now. 18:27 GMT

Hope I don't get snowed in and can't get into work in the morning.

(Arf arf)

Skoob.

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No thanks Philbert.

I'm going outside and sit in my armchair demanding that the snow keep back.

Like that King Canuck or whatever his name was.

Regards

Skoob.

Skoob:

Stay warm, dry and safe.

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Quote: Skoob1999

No thanks Philbert.

I'm going outside and sit in my armchair demanding that the snow keep back.

Like that King Canuck or whatever his name was.

Regards

Skoob.

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Philbert

I'm sitting by Mrs Skoob right now.

Definitely not safe...

Regards

Skoob.

We had three people (three different states) join us from the US because of the layoffs there.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

JO,

The job search is still going on. I got laid off by my company as part of the economy (they blamed it on that). Basically, they laid off everyone at my level making more than 40,000 a year and replaced them with someone making 26 to 28 a year and a minimum wage kid. This way, they are getting the work of two people out of the salary of one (but are losing the experience).

Anyway, I'm searching for work still but am living in a bad part of the country for finding something with good pay.

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Quote: Skoob1999

No thanks Philbert.

I'm going outside and sit in my armchair demanding that the snow keep back.

Like that King Canuck or whatever his name was.

Regards

Skoob.

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Hello Skoob,

I've identified the reason you English Folks are getting so much snow. It all in the methodology you present. In your case you were making Demands.

Just yesterday, after 12" of that lovely white stuff had graced us in NEPA, I hollered at the Heavens; "Don't ya think that's quite enough?"

A magical voice manifested itself: "why don't you just Command it to stop! Works great for me from up here".

I issued the Command and the lovely white flakes stopped coming down altogether.

Now that's no lie at all. The song done by Tommy Makem (God rest his immortal Soul) sums it up well.

At your Command,

Jim

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Skoob:

We are getting plenty more snow here in the Mid-Atlantic states today. Should I fax you some?

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Quote: Skoob1999

It's snowing like the clappers in London right now. 18:27 GMT

Hope I don't get snowed in and can't get into work in the morning.

(Arf arf)

Skoob.

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I do believe it's called GLOBAL WARMING

JO:

Whatever!

I am going outside to shovel off some more of the white stuff in anticipation of more to come on Monday.

Did you get any snow, where you are?

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Skoob:

We are getting plenty more snow here in the Mid-Atlantic states today. Should I fax you some?

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Quote: Skoob1999

It's snowing like the clappers in London right now. 18:27 GMT

Hope I don't get snowed in and can't get into work in the morning.

(Arf arf)

Skoob.

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I do believe it's called GLOBAL WARMING

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Did you get any snow, where you are?

Here in Holland we've had snow but nothing like you guys.

Tomorrow were off on holiday to Germany, Erzgebirge near Dresden and there is plenty of the stuff.

Kids wanna do some snow-boarding and I just wanna ge pissed!

Plenty of Gluh - Wein!

Sorry I'm late. Right!



Aaargh!


Don't mention the war.



We get snow here.



If things don't start improving.... etc. etc.



My internet connection was fucked.


No, that's not a popular past time out here during the long winter months. Only just been able to get online again.


This never happened during the war.


Happy birthday J-man. 49! Wow, there are some real old timers on here!



Trolls? Rhymes with dolls. And they live underground. The trolls. Not the dolls.

JO:

Have a great holiday.

We got 24-40 inches, which is a lot of snow for the Middle Atlantic states.

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Quote: Jaggedone

Did you get any snow, where you are?

Here in Holland we've had snow but nothing like you guys.

Tomorrow were off on holiday to Germany, Erzgebirge near Dresden and there is plenty of the stuff.

Kids wanna do some snow-boarding and I just wanna ge pissed!

Plenty of Gluh - Wein!

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Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

JO:

Have a great holiday.

We got 24-40 inches, which is a lot of snow for the Middle Atlantic states.



LAST TIME I LOOKED I HAD THAT IN MY TROUSERS TOO!

EARL GREY, MAN WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN UP THE OLGA!

LAST TIME I LOOKED I HAD THAT IN MY TROUSERS TOO!

EARL GREY, MAN WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN UP THE OLGA!

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Never tried Olga.


She's a big girl. Used to do the shot put, until she failed the medi test.

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Quote: Earl Grey

LAST TIME I LOOKED I HAD THAT IN MY TROUSERS TOO!

EARL GREY, MAN WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN UP THE OLGA!

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Never tried Olga.


She's a big girl. Used to do the shot put, until she failed the medi test.

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NEVER GET CAUGHT BETWEEN THE THIGHS OF A "FEMALE" SHOT-PUTTER, THE GUILLOTINE IS BETTER