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Earl Grey
Writer  Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Running it up a Pole? Dirty dog! |
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Jaggedone
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Earl "True Brit" as British as a cuppa, just hoisting the Jack!
Running it up a Pole? Dirty dog! Whilst not ever having the pleasure of experiencing ladies of the nights swinging around (or on, depending on the fee!) their poles, Earl please answer the following question: When the pole gets moist, does it begin to squeak?! |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Running it up a Pole? Dirty dog! Whilst not ever having the pleasure of experiencing ladies of the nights swinging around (or on, depending on the fee!) their poles, Earl please answer the following question: When the pole gets moist, does it begin to squeak?! I believe that when they are moist they will make all sorts of noises. For the right amount of money they might squeak. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Whilst not ever having the pleasure of experiencing ladies of the nights swinging around (or on, depending on the fee!) their poles, Earl please answer the following question: When the pole gets moist, does it begin to squeak?!
I believe that when they are moist they will make all sorts of noises. For the right amount of money they might squeak. Bubbly and squeak maybe! |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker  Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
All depends what's squeaking JO
All depends what's squeaking... Red Guard Skoob. |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Plenty of lubrication can cure squeaking. So I'm told |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Hey Skoob, what was all that bullshit on the other forum? Hot rubbing pussies on poles tend to lack a certain amount of lubrication, scientifically speaking! If my fan belt gets loose I need to tighten it to avoid squeaking, if a pussie gets hot whilst rubbing, what should one then apply? |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
A very large spanner and plenty of oil. |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Earl, your a class act, would you advise Catsrol for the job? |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
WD 40 if you are concerned about getting stuck. Unleaded if you want to be nice to the environment. And crude if you want to be a dirty little fucker |
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Jaggedone
Banned |
Earl, my T is ready, slippers, warm milk, blanket and bikkies, luv to banter with you all night, but the boss just called! |
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Earl Grey
Writer Location: Moscow Registered: 19 Jun 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Time for my medication anyway. |
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Duncan Whitehead
The Innuendo Kid |
I once went on a date with a policewoman in London who was a Brentford fan - so we went a Blackpool v Brentford game and we naturally went in the Brentford end - this very annoying prick kept on pounding his chest and saying 'loyal' all the time. Blackpool got beat but the Brentford crowd were amazed at the amount of Blackpool fans there.
After the game, remember I was with an off duty policewoman, I tapped the 'loyal' dick on the shoulder and said 'dick' and my thick Blackpool accent - he was horrified! No fight though - but no shag either (not of him the copper). |
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Monkey Woods
Dirty Ape  Location: Planet Earth Registered: 29 Dec 06 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
Dunc, if Blackpool had scored, would you have celebrated?
This is a question I had often asked myslef. Recently, before I left the UK to come here, my mate in Bolton got me a ticket to see City play at the Reebok. The ticket he got me was with him amongst the Bolton supporters (near to the Hull enclosure) and, whilst I imagined I would be safe, you just never know. City were floundering, and really needed something from the game. They went 1-0 down in the first half, and things looked black. I figured that, if they didn't score, at least I wouldn't have to reveal my identity. The second half begun with a Bolton attack, but it broke down, and City broke to the other end. During a mix-up, Craig Fagan got the ball past Jaaskelainen, and it was 1-1. The place erupted, and I erupted with it. I stood there in the middle of all the Bolton fans with my arms spread wide for what seemed like an eternity, shouting my head off. When I got away with that, it seemed fairly easy to stand up every time City went near the Bolton goal, and they were on top nearly all the second half. They hit the post, bar, and had one cleared off the line, and I jumped up in anticipation for them all. At the end, nobody said a dickie bird to me. The point is, not that football has changed and there is little or no violence in the stadiums anymore, but that I did something I never thought I would dare do. I don't know why; when I was younger, I spent every second Saturday in the wrong end of football grounds (for about 15 minutes until things kicked off and we got turfed out) but this was as an adult, when my brain was telling me that it was a dangerous thing to do. When you're a kid, nothing seems dangerous. |
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Skoob1999
Caretaker Location: Out on a limb Registered: 5 Sep 08 Forum Profile Writer's Profile |
I was at White Hart Lane in 92 - when it was dangerous.
Showaddywaddy or somesuch playing before the match. Giggsy took the ball off their right back, conned the keeper and scored from an impossible angle. (I think it won goal of the season on MOTD) I was in the stand where The Shelf used to be, right on the half-way line. The play by Giggs was so brilliant, I just couldn't stop myslef(sic) from rising to my feet and cheering. And then I thought...oh fuck... But there must have been a couple of hundred reds in there because I wasn't alone. I always enjoyed Tottenham aways (apart from one time I went there watching Burnley) I think they're a very knowledgable crowd who love the game and appreciate good football. The walk to Seven Sisters tube station is another thing altogether. It's a long hike through hostile territory. But I made it. Regards Skoob. |
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Jaggedone
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I think it's about time the footy season kicked off, all of this nostalgia!
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