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Good evening Monkey Woods!
I've joined J-B's fan club. The lobotomy left just a tiny scar!

Buck: Are you sure you're not writing as Joe Biden?

Perplexed in SC.

Morse

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Quote: BuckwheatsButt

Good evening Monkey Woods!
I've joined J-B's fan club. The lobotomy left just a tiny scar!

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What are you talking about, Buck? It's the morning, not the evening. Are you spoofing me?


Anyway, I'll bid you a good morning, and hope it's not several hours before you read this message, or it will be evening again.

Extremely confusing. Can you please set your computer to Dudley time, or else move to England.

Yours sincerely,

Irritated in Dudley

I agree with Monkey Woods.

Sort the time out, life's hard enough.
Good day.

I have the most wonderful news!!!!!


The sky is falling!!!!!

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Quote: Jesus Budda

I have the most wonderful news!!!!!


The sky is falling!!!!!

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Are you sure? Or is the ground rising?

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Jesus Budda

I have the most wonderful news!!!!!


The sky is falling!!!!!

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Are you sure? Or is the ground rising?

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I have the most wonderful news!!!!

My socks are on the wrong feet!!!!

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Jesus Budda

I have the most wonderful news!!!!!


The sky is falling!!!!!

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Are you sure? Or is the ground rising?

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I have the most wonderful news!!!!

My socks are on the wrong feet!!!!

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Whose feet did you put them on?

I once put my money on the wrong horse. I lost my shirt.
But not my socks.

What's more important? Socks or shirt?

Feck knows,

Far as I'm concerned everything's spinning.

Regards

Skoob

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Quote: Earl Grey



I once put my money on the wrong horse. I lost my shirt.
But not my socks.

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Funny, but I once wished upon a star...until she told me that she'd scream for the cops if I didn't get off of her.

A lady at work last week asked me to call her a cab. I said "okay" and told her that she was a cab. She wasn't happy, for some strange reason.

J-man

You're not alone.

Somebody lying on the ground in the street asked me to call them an ambulance. So I did. I was just met with a Quizzical expression.

I can't believe I just said that. That joke has to be older than my grandaddy's butt, and he's been dead (Rest In Peace) for forty years.

Regards

Skoob

Skooby, it's even older than that, I think. Winston Churchill told it, and there are records of it being told in the 1700s. Some even say it was told to Jesus as he hung on the Cross.

Miserable individual, he never even cracked a smile.