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Sorry old fruit, I don't do commission work.

All this stuff about horses and mules is way over my head.

Mr Ed didn't really talk you know. He used to whistle in Butanese and they would transcribe it into an English script that an actor read out.

Or so I am told.

Dear Doctor or Doctors,

I am starting to suspect you have secret or not so secret twin who echoes your posts.

To avoid confusion going forward you might want to identify yourselves as Zygote 1 and Zygote 2 or something similar.

Kindest,

Victor

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Solipsistic dogma from a raconteur of your ilk makes one wonder why strippers wear pasties. In time and space, you might argue whether Francis the Mule or Mr. Ed can better articulate your convoluted idea of reality. Make my day by explaining your choice of spokes critters.

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I think it would still be confusing whatever the nomenclature.

Suggest we use US Navy terminology. When radar identifies multiple targets for interception, the first is designated as Skunk Alpha, the second, Skunk Bravo; and so on. For your future reference, besides scoring 12 doctorates, Dr. B was also a Naval Officer.

This terminology should solve any future problems in identifying and tagging multiple entries.

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Ah, so we have left behind the realm of the shit-kickers and the elocutory horses, not to mention the singing mules or whatever they were, and we have moved onto skunks?

It can only be a matter of time before the raccoon shuffles on stage, surely.

That is, if they do shuffle, which is doubtful.

I knew one who was an ace at poker, but he always insisted that someone else shuffled. And so on.

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Ah, so we have left behind the realm of the shit-kickers and the elocutory horses, not to mention the singing mules or whatever they were, and we have moved onto skunks?

It can only be a matter of time before the raccoon shuffles on stage, surely.

That is, if they do shuffle, which is doubtful.

I knew one who was an ace at poker, but he always insisted that someone else shuffled. And so on.

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How was I to know that you also believe in anthropomorphism? Surprised that you have a thing for raccoons. Were you a fan of Davy Crockett?

I'm more of an aficionado of Davey Croquet, King of the Manicured Lawn.

I prefer a stiff upper LBW personally

Look, if the prophecy is right then nobody will know because the world will be ended.

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Look, if the prophecy is right then nobody will know because the world will be ended.

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Better to have loved and lost than to have never flunked your Wasserman at all.