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Xena Phobia was the name of the Lutish Princess destined to become queen. So in love with the Lutes was she that she condemned all who were not Lutes or Lutish of heart to be banished from the Kingdom of Lute for a long long time, I am sure there is better word for this but it escapes me for at this momemt.

"Yaahooo!" was that word. Yahoo.

Zeppelins come to mind as they often do at times like these.

Not very helpful really.

Around, Around we go! On the merrygo round of life. Sometimes stopping at the candy floss stall. sometimes at the burger bar. Dripping in lard, or as sweet as sugar.....



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"Bollocks to that!" cried Hamish McShagnasty, the Curmudgeon of the Glens, and stormed, off wielding his claymore, into the Highland miasma and the howling gale, before exclaiming "Bugger, the noo!", and turning back, on remembering that he had forgotten to take the Ocean Pie out of the freezer.

Coming home Hamish was welcomed by a pool of water. Where had this lake come from? He thought. Then he noticed the freezer had defrosted

Defrosted it had. Ice-cream, burgers, chips, all unfrozen, unfit for human consumption... of course, to make things worse, outside the front door was something even more terrible and deadly.

Eeeeighh! It was the most terrible one-eyed hemmorodic get, a surly swarming filthy festering walking cesspool of horrible humanity.

Forget about making dinner plans with assorted family, friends, and/or (better yet) an increasingly diverse roster of work associates (many of whom where quite entertaining, especially those with a decidedly deep appreciation for both 19th century chamber music and vaudevillian-like baggy-pants humor), since, well, as of now, his social calendar dance card had just then become unseasonably full, and brimming with heretofore unexpected promise of the WTF kind, due to the all of sudden discovery of this anything but cute monstrosity in need of a warm and comforting hug, along with, of course, an extra-absorbent towel of some kind.

Going home was the best thing that happened... cold Coke, late-night funny sitcoms, and a snug bed... good life, eh?

Hardly! The family was all nuts, and to top it all off, there were 5 family members and only one bed. And the bottle of Coke? Merely 16 oz. Hardly enough for a family.

In fact, for our person, he used the metric system, which he believed to be better than the archaic imperial system, so his cold Coke was 455ml, which was more than enough for him to drink, and drink that he did.

"Just put a little rum in here, and I'll be all set," he said as he poured himself a nightcap.

Putting on his nightcap, he frowned. "Oh no, my nightcap is soaked in rum. How unfortunate."

It was at this moment that the rhinocerous appeared in the doorway.

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Putting on his nightcap, he frowned. "Oh no, my nightcap is soaked in rum. How unfortunate."

It was at this moment that the rhinocerous appeared in the doorway.

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K! K!!!!! K!

Killing the lights, a spectre appeared, however it turned out to be...

...a grammatical error. "I am a grammatical error", it wailed. "In this story I am depicted as having killed the lights. Au contraire. I effulge. I emit a pale yellow light. I am often described as a 'miasma'. No dying of the light here. I rage, rage against the dying of the light." It vanished, leaving the rhinoceros in the doorway.

[dearest Erskin--I fear perhaps you aren't getting this. Each beginning word of the next part of the story has to begin with the next letter of the alphabet. In this case, K was finished and so the next letter to be used would be L.]

Lady Shalott, or so she appeared to be. It was just too dark to tell.

"Madam," said the figure. "Here is a parcel." It was packaged in a UPS box and contained...

Oh, I knew that but forgot.

Sorry, things on my mind.

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[dearest Erskin--I fear perhaps you aren't getting this. Each beginning word of the next part of the story has to begin with the next letter of the alphabet. In this case, K was finished and so the next letter to be used would be L.]

Lady Shalott, or so she appeared to be. It was just too dark to tell.

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Oh, I knew that but forgot.

Sorry, things on my mind.

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Quote: Charpa93

[dearest Erskin--I fear perhaps you aren't getting this. Each beginning word of the next part of the story has to begin with the next letter of the alphabet. In this case, K was finished and so the next letter to be used would be L.]

Lady Shalott, or so she appeared to be. It was just too dark to tell.

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That's great, but 'o' is two letters off.

Are you trying to be funny chummy?

I'll have you know that 'o' is one letter and 'off' is three.

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Oh, I knew that but forgot.

Sorry, things on my mind.

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Quote: Charpa93

[dearest Erskin--I fear perhaps you aren't getting this. Each beginning word of the next part of the story has to begin with the next letter of the alphabet. In this case, K was finished and so the next letter to be used would be L.]

Lady Shalott, or so she appeared to be. It was just too dark to tell.

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That's great, but 'o' is two letters off.

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Besides it was 1 letter off.

Notices to the effect that when they buggered up the anagram game, nobody bothered, and yet, here, when a man under stress makes an honest mistake, he is hounded from pillar to post by all and sundry; however, bearing nary a grudge, he continues the game uncynically; Wilhelm tore up these notices, preferring to ignore them, and then a rhinoceros came in wearing a top hat and smoking a cigar.

Oh, so the game is still going on! Great - coz I've been hopping around all over the place like the bleeding Easter Bunny on a bloody pogo stick.


LG

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Quote: Erskin Quint

Notices to the effect that when they buggered up the anagram game, nobody bothered, and yet, here, when a man under stress makes an honest mistake, he is hounded from pillar to post by all and sundry; however, bearing nary a grudge, he continues the game uncynically; Wilhelm tore up these notices, preferring to ignore them, and then a rhinoceros came in wearing a top hat and smoking a cigar.

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Perhaps it was misunderstood that I merely wanted to nudge, as gently as possible, a writer whom we know will add a whole new level to this potentially interesting game. And with that, the rhinoceros...