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My missus buys goat cheese which grows legs after 24h and I have to put it outside on the windowsill

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Quote: Matar of the World

I'll bring the crackers.

Shopping for cheese is an art and checking the display in the bedroom is an art form....linger and sample before gorging! I'm a 2 min man when it comes to bread, but I hear some blokes will linger for hours over buns....

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hmmm... depends on whether it's a really smelly cheese, I won't linger over that... I go on a sample binge whenever I get the chance, I make them sample every cheese - it really pisses them off... then I don't buy any... I had a pizza recently that had analogue cheese on it - turns out it weren't cheese at all, but yeast and nuts and stuff, I 'm waiting for the good digital cheese.

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Sorry, couldn't resist reference to this:

Cheese Shop Sketch

You know it makes sense.

Erskin

Just been looking at Spandrill.

It's very nice.

Just a quick delve under the skirts you understand.

One vows to return.

Very interesting.

Regards

Skoob.

I like cheese.

I like wine too.

And beer.

Smelly cheese is the best, just before it starts smelling of piss.

You can't beat a piece of Capricorn though............

Hey! I'm a Capricorn - what are you insinuating? I know you can't smell me from there

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Quote: birbee

I like cheese.

I like wine too.

And beer.

Smelly cheese is the best, just before it starts smelling of piss.

You can't beat a piece of Capricorn though............

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Quote: Lynton

Hey! I'm a Capricorn - what are you insinuating? I know you can't smell me from there

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Quote: birbee

I like cheese.

I like wine too.

And beer.

Smelly cheese is the best, just before it starts smelling of piss.

You can't beat a piece of Capricorn though............

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Actually, someone has to break the news to you. We can smell something. Now we know you are a Capricorn it's obvious.]

A wonder you can smell anything with all those Russian women with hairy armpits around the house

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Quote: Earl Grey

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Quote: Lynton

Hey! I'm a Capricorn - what are you insinuating? I know you can't smell me from there

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Quote: birbee

I like cheese.

I like wine too.

And beer.

Smelly cheese is the best, just before it starts smelling of piss.

You can't beat a piece of Capricorn though............

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Actually, someone has to break the news to you. We can smell something. Now we know you are a Capricorn it's obvious.]

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A wonder you can smell anything with all those Russian women with hairy armpits around the house


Especially the one's called Magda

Actually it's the French women who have hairy armpits.


Russian women like to spend time (bloody ages!!) getting ready to go out. The French just rub a pig under each arm and off they go.

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Quote: Earl Grey

Actually it's the French women who have hairy armpits.


Russian women like to spend time (bloody ages!!) getting ready to go out. The French just rub a pig under each arm and off they go.

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EG I trained my missus - by the way I put up a lot of frog jokes today - I need some reads sice mark is neglecting us in favour of mother's day.
nyway come off it EG you know very well that all Aeroflot planes have hair under the wings

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Quote: Earl Grey

Actually it's the French women who have hairy armpits.


Russian women like to spend time (bloody ages!!) getting ready to go out. The French just rub a pig under each arm and off they go.

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It's that pole dancing thing, burns all the pubes away

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Quote: Lynton

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Quote: Earl Grey

Actually it's the French women who have hairy armpits.


Russian women like to spend time (bloody ages!!) getting ready to go out. The French just rub a pig under each arm and off they go.

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EG I trained my missus - by the way I put up a lot of frog jokes today - I need some reads sice mark is neglecting us in favour of mother's day.
nyway come off it EG you know very well that all Aeroflot planes have hair under the wings

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Aeroflot planes have wings!!?

Aeroflot planes have wings!!?

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Earl be careful with such outlandish statements, you could end up in an abandoned Stalag

My my my! You guys need to be taught some manners and I am just the one to teach you.

Your wives (if they really exist) would be appalled, I repeat, appalled, if they were to read what you were saying about them.

As a woman, which I truly AM, I will be back here with some 'advice'. I WAS going to give it to you NOW but 'Little Britain' has just come on telly, and quite frankly, it's more interesting to me than this thread.

Mind you......be warned..........I'll be back.

I'm the only sane one in this village.

I sometimes wonder if I'm not actually the only realone of us two in this village - my advantage is though that I am at least the sane one.

Lynton, whom are you measuring yourself against when claiming to be 'sane'?

By the way, didn't Mark ban writers from using that particular four letter word? It was in the small print of 'terms and conditions' when you register for this site.

Ooh! You are SOin trouble now.

Please tell me you are NOT a "shirt-lifter".

Mind you, that wouldn't bother me because most of the guys I know in Toronto are the 'only gays in the city'.

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Quote: Lady Godiva

Mind you, that wouldn't bother me because most of the guys I know in Toronto are the 'only gays in the city'.

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Wasn't he a friend of the Lone Ranger? Whatever happened to him?

His true identity was Jay Silverheels.

They shot him for having a stupid name.

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Quote: Skoob1999

His true identity was Jay Silverheels.

They shot him for having a stupid name.

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and shagging his spotted horse