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Former lover?

Fie you scoundrel.

The very thought.

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Quote: Jesus Budda

I have never eaten one.
A 'bun', I mean, not a hot cross bum.

I am looking forward to having a cup of tea and an Easter Egg. But that must wait until a man gets tortured, crucified and die. As soon as Barry's done that then it will be chocolate Egg time.

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Did you hear about the football player called Jesus who played in the last World Cup. Great player but was absolutely hopeless with CROSSES.

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Only just now. Tee hee hee.

Why did the Virgin Mary give out to Jesus on the cross? Because he was biting his nails.

Best to stick to the tea and biscuits. I have my eye on a nice white chocolate one with a drizzling of milk choclate over it and a fine, crispy biscuity centre.

If Freud pops round for a cup of tea I might ask him about my love of Boudoir biscuits. Or maybe not.

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Hello, mates.

Glad to see everyone's here.

JB - Do you have any "cookies?" In America, "biscuits" are more like what Madame Bitters described, but "cookies" are a little more like what you would refer to as a "biscuit."

My favorite cookies are like chocolate chip cookies, only with M & M's instead! It's a guilty little habit of mine.

Jesus (Christ, not Budda) doesn't eat M & M's. They keep falling through the holes in his hands.

I will now avoid the temptation to start a new thread dedicated to Jesus (Christ) jokes because I can.

BTW, has Freud arrived? I'm no hot cross bum, but I'm still a little timid at the idea of having ladyfingers my biscuit.

Maybe he could help me loosen up, you know, relax a little and enjoy.

I've heard they're simply orgasmic!

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Quote: queen mudder

Former lover?

Fie you scoundrel.

The very thought.

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Which word upsets the most? Former or Lover?

I'll have a McVities plain chocolate digestive, but no tea as I can't stand drinking hot water with leaves from a privet plant in it. [makes retching noises]. I'll have a coffee, if one's going...

Iain

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Quote: queen mudder

Former lover?

Fie you scoundrel.

The very thought.

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Which word upsets the most? Former or Lover?

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Quote: Jesus Budda

Tee hee hee.

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Quote: queen mudder

Former lover?

Fie you scoundrel.

The very thought.

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Yes, Queeny, 'the thought'. Just think of it, my sweet, dear lady.....I certainly am!

Earl, I'll make you a nice cup of coffee and a couple of digestives. Could I not tempt you with something more fancy?

SFO, cookies are just those chocolate-chip cookies to me really.
I like my biscuits like my women - elegant and covered in chocolate with fancy patterns all over.
Hard to find women like that nowadays, eh, Queeny? Eh?
Oh well....I'll juts boil that kettle again I suppose...

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Quote: Jesus Budda

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Quote: queen mudder

Former lover?

Fie you scoundrel.

The very thought.

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Yes, Queeny, 'the thought'. Just think of it, my sweet, dear lady.....I certainly am!

Earl, I'll make you a nice cup of coffee and a couple of digestives. Could I not tempt you with something more fancy?

SFO, cookies are just those chocolate-chip cookies to me really.
I like my biscuits like my women - elegant and covered in chocolate with fancy patterns all over.
Hard to find women like that nowadays, eh, Queeny? Eh?
Oh well....I'll juts boil that kettle again I suppose...

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How about a fig roll?

How about a cup of coffee!

Hey Budda Dude, when are you going to go Gay for a Day again? A great, big hairy guy down at the tire store heard about you and wants to go Gay for a Day with you. He likes tea and biscuits too, though his has alot of greasey fingerprints all over the chocolate ones.

Earl, you can have three fig rolls if you want.


Bargis, that sounds very tempting if I was that way inclined and desperate - which I'm not at the present moment.
You want coffee? Well then Its coffee you shall have.
I think you need some nice biscuit. I'll choose something for you.

How about a fig roll?

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Earl, JB requires a Choccy Finger, he's turned too sweet!

What a gay day! Ooh I'm all limp after stripping down a tallboy with Queen Anne legs in the back passage. Well, he can kiss my astrakhan coat! I haven't felt myself all day. I shall have to lie down in a darkened room with a Bath Oliver and some rhubarb tea.

Larry Grayson

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What a gay day! Ooh I'm all limp after stripping down a tallboy with Queen Anne legs in the back passage. Well, he can kiss my astrakhan coat! I haven't felt myself all day. I shall have to lie down in a darkened room with a Bath Oliver and some rhubarb tea.

Larry Grayson

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I've had kinda a gay day myself. I wore a flannel shirt and hiking boots. Then I had sex with a woman named Deb.

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Quote: Madame Bitters

I've had kinda a gay day myself. I wore a flannel shirt and hiking boots. Then I had sex with a woman named Deb.

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Thanks a lot, I just spit soda out my nose!

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Quote: Erskin Quint

What a gay day! Ooh I'm all limp after stripping down a tallboy with Queen Anne legs in the back passage. Well, he can kiss my astrakhan coat! I haven't felt myself all day. I shall have to lie down in a darkened room with a Bath Oliver and some rhubarb tea.

Larry Grayson

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Today, I had a nice breakfast at the Y, then headed over to Middlesex to buy some sausages, but they were out. I did grab two jugs of milk, some Twinkies, a box of cigars, and snatched up a periodical at the checkout stand. Then, on the way home, I almost got rear ended by some dickhead when I stopped to look both ways.

Was that a good or bad day, boys and girls? Personally, I can't decide.

I guess it could go either way!

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Today, I had a nice breakfast at the Y, then headed over to Middlesex to buy some sausages, but they were outed. I did grab two jugs of milk, some Twinkies, a box of cigars, and snatched up a periodical at the checkout stand. Then, on the way home, I almost got rear ended by some dickhead when I stopped to look both ways.Was that a good or bad day, boys and girls? Personally, I can't decide.

I guess it could go either way!!

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Prevert.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion


Today, I had a nice breakfast at the Y, then headed over to Middlesex to buy some sausages, but they were outed. I did grab two jugs of milk, some Twinkies, a box of cigars, and snatched up a periodical at the checkout stand. Then, on the way home, I almost got rear ended by some dickhead when I stopped to look both ways.Was that a good or bad day, boys and girls? Personally, I can't decide.

I guess it could go either way!!

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Prevert.

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You're of Irish descent, right Fergus?

Got any American in you?

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Quote: The San Francisco Onion

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Quote: Madame Bitters

I've had kinda a gay day myself. I wore a flannel shirt and hiking boots. Then I had sex with a woman named Deb.

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Thanks a lot, I just spit soda out my nose!

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Hey, I do what I can.