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such nonsense!

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: Skoob1999

Apparently you should never greet Bargis in real life by asking:

"How's it hangin'?"

Cap told me that.

No idea why.

Regards

Skoob.

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To the right? (or "down my right leg")
To the left? (or "down my left leg")
Well

Those are the standard answers

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no....he had to SHOW everybody over breakfast...we had quite a crowd and the manager was so impressed food was 'on the house'....

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Quote: Jalapenoman

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Quote: Skoob1999

Apparently you should never greet Bargis in real life by asking:

"How's it hangin'?"

Cap told me that.

No idea why.

Regards

Skoob.

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To the right? (or "down my right leg")
To the left? (or "down my left leg")
Well

Those are the standard answers

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Ahh, memories of my first tuxedo, (age 17), when the little Italian tailor asked me if I was "right or left dressed". While I offered a completely confused look in response... he threw his hand up one inseam, squaring me in the nads while declaring... "It doesn't matter".

My own idea is that right handed guys tend to push it to the left side when they finish peeing and tuck it back in, and vice versa with left handed guys.

So, I think that most men are hanging to the left.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

My own idea is that right handed guys tend to push it to the left side when they finish peeing and tuck it back in, and vice versa with left handed guys.

So, I think that most men are hanging to the left.

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Please tell me that you haven't spent too much time checking to see if you are right about this.

I don't know whats going on here.
Methinks Minitfillia is having a bit of a laugh. I hope?
Probably retarded.

So...Lisa, How they hanging?

If you say "past my belly button," you'll ruin all of Seanachie's fantasies.

If you say "they're still young and perky and there is no hanging," we require photographic evidence.

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Quote: Jalapenoman

So...Lisa, How they hanging?

If you say "past my belly button," you'll ruin all of Seanachie's fantasies.

If you say "they're still young and perky and there is no hanging," we require photographic evidence.

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And if you say they are hanging in the wardrobe several other fantasies will be ruined, no doubt.

Worryingly, I bet you say that to all the girls.

he does say it to all the girls!

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Quote: Bargis Tryhol

he does say it to all the girls!

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...and to more than a few of the guys....

What is this?

Dirty old man night?

Or what?

I dunno...

Some people never learn

Regards

Skoob.

It's when they start saying it to animals that we should be concerned.

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Quote: LisaPisa

I don't know whats going on here.
Methinks Minitfillia is having a bit of a laugh. I hope?
Probably retarded.

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I'm rofl (where's the emoticon for this?).

Minitfillia, is it better 'down under' or is doggie style more fun?

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Quote: minitfilla

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Quote: LisaPisa

I don't know whats going on here.
Methinks Minitfillia is having a bit of a laugh. I hope?
Probably retarded.

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I'm rofl (where's the emoticon for this?).

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That would be the 'retarded', most likely.

Skooob, agree. Some saucy people on here. Very salacious. Pity their wives. And sheep.

What?

Oh...sorry LP...I thought you said sleep...

Regards

Skoob.

rofl = rolling on the floor laughing

Anyhow, enough with the lewd comments. Love Janet's latest spoof and here's a bit of history on the red scarves.

One talented fan enjoys editing graphics (photoshopping is the more general term used) and one day painted Suze in red (i.e. the outfit she was wearing and red lippie). The fans loved it and decided to use the colour red as their standout sign at Suze's appearances. The knitters started knitting, the crocheters started crocheting, and those craft challenged (and seemingly cash poor) decided to cut up plastic tablecloths.

No-one knows if red is Susan's favourite color, one of her brothers hinted it could be green (aligning herself with her favourite soccer team colours), but I wonder if it's related to those red knickers she wore at the audition...hmm...never thought of that connection until now.

Janet, it's a goldmine of observations out there. Looking forward to your next Susafan spoof.

cheers

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Quote: minitfilla


No-one knows if red is Susan's favourite color, one of her brothers hinted it could be green (aligning herself with her favourite soccer team colours), but I wonder if it's related to those red knickers she wore at the audition...hmm...never thought of that connection until now.

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It's a sad, sad, life if you spend your time contemplating the color of some woman's panties and reason for that color choice.

Also, I could have gone to my grave never knowing this tidbit of information and been perfectly happy.

Oh I don't know...

Susan Boyle underwear Spoofs...

Could be the future.

Regards

Skoob.

I'm with Skoob. Without big birds like Susan Boyle visually impaired lingerie lovers would have to work off memory or imagination.


Don't be so dismissive Jalapenoman, one day you could lose most of your sight and your memory could go and you might be glad of a big colorful Susan Boyle sized arse.
The worst bit is that you will not be able to remember why you are attracted to her, luckily for you as an American and as a Texan, you probably already have hands on experience of Susan Boyle supersize asses because you are the fattest nation on the planet.

Yeah, but I bet her shit stinks.

I'll go a tenner it does'nt.


You check.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Oh I don't know...

Susan Boyle underwear Spoofs...

Could be the future.

Regards

Skoob.

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"Boyle's Boils Stain Sunday's Best Thong"

Fuck Janet. And fuck Susan. Fuck them all.