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I'm loving this Gentlemen.

Just like the old days.

Carry on.

Regards

Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

I'm loving this Gentlemen.

Just like the old days.

Carry on.

Regards

Skoob.

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Skoob, I think Earl has gone for a bit of crumpet.

Things get stiff in the freezing temps of Moscow!

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Quote: Earl Grey

A snitch in line will report you to the FSB.

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...how many points at stake??????

Heard the vodka in Russia comes with caps like beer,

Once you open the bottle it's soon a dead soldier.

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Quote: Earl Grey

The bloody anti freeze froze a couple of months ago.


Never did get a chance to try it...

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Quote: victor nicholas

Heard the vodka in Russia comes with caps like beer,

Once you open the bottle it's soon a dead soldier.

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Quote: Earl Grey

The bloody anti freeze froze a couple of months ago.


Never did get a chance to try it...

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Don't know. I've never seen the caps. Once the relatives present the bottle-it's already open-it's a done deal.

Once you open the bottle it's soon a dead soldier.

That's why they quit Afghan!


Don't know. I've never seen the caps. Once the relatives present the bottle-it's already open-it's a done deal.

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I heard they put padlocks on vodka bottles there

Padlocks? Not on alcohol bottles over here. Nothing gets in the way of that.

Just ask my neighbour Ivan.


When he eventually sobers up.



If he ever sobers up.

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Quote: Earl Grey

Padlocks? Not on alcohol bottles over here. Nothing gets in the way of that.

Just ask my neighbour Ivan.


When he eventually sobers up.



If he ever sobers up.

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sobriety is not a word in the Russian alphabet, hence, Ivan

Oh it is a word. It's just if you use it you may find yourself in Siberia.

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Quote: Earl Grey

Oh it is a word. It's just if you use it you may find yourself in Siberia.

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Similair to Stalag I presume?

She was actually quite hot, ufortunately she tried to pee outside by minus 50, internal icicles, deadly!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Earl Grey

Oh it is a word. It's just if you use it you may find yourself in Siberia.

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Similair to Stalag I presume?

She was actually quite hot, ufortunately she tried to pee outside by minus 50, internal icicles, deadly!

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She was used to getting more than one up there. It's just that doing it outside in -50 is not such a good idea.

She was actually quite hot, ufortunately she tried to pee outside by minus 50, internal icicles, deadly!

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She was used to getting more than one up there. It's just that doing it outside in -50 is not such a good idea.

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Volumnous Volga Olga, I knew her well, once met siamease twins up there

Yes, Olga was a big girl.

I once met the entire line up of Kool and the Gang up there. They said they were chillin'.

It was -50.

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Quote: Earl Grey

Yes, Olga was a big girl.

I once met the entire line up of Kool and the Gang up there. They said they were chillin'.

It was -50.

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PS, you're a fucking loony!

Kool and the Gang, those were the days, Gloria Gaynor, The Bee Gees, Saturday Night Fever, Olivia Neutron bomb, yes Earl, my beer-gut has also overlapped my belt whilst reading Tolstoy on the bog!

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Quote: Jaggedone

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Quote: Earl Grey

Yes, Olga was a big girl.

I once met the entire line up of Kool and the Gang up there. They said they were chillin'.

It was -50.

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PS, you're a fucking loony!

Kool and the Gang, those were the days, Gloria Gaynor, The Bee Gees, Saturday Night Fever, Olivia Neutron bomb, yes Earl, my beer-gut has also overlapped my belt whilst reading Tolstoy on the bog!

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Don't try and sweet talk me!

If your reading Tolstoy on the bog you might qualify for a visit from the Guinness Book of Records and Norris MuckSquirter. Dedication!

PS, you're a fucking loony!

Kool and the Gang, those were the days, Gloria Gaynor, The Bee Gees, Saturday Night Fever, Olivia Neutron bomb, yes Earl, my beer-gut has also overlapped my belt whilst reading Tolstoy on the bog!

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Don't try and sweet talk me!

If your reading Tolstoy on the bog you might qualify for a visit from the Guinness Book of Records and Norris MuckSquirter. Dedication!

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My bog literature actually extends beyond Tolstoy, I have a certain fondness for Lady Chatterley in full colour with bloomers descending, heaven!

Nabakov?


I've been reading Dostoyevsky. Great moral dilemmas. Do I wipe it or wait incase of a second showing? Dostoyevsky's your man for such moments.

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Quote: Earl Grey

Nabakov?


I've been reading Dostoyevsky. Great moral dilemmas. Do I wipe it or wait incase of a second showing? Dostoyevsky's your man for such moments.

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Especially when the turd hits the water