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We have a store/restaurant down the street for homesick Brits, just past the Irish pub.

Name things you think they should have that would make you feel British.

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Quote: victor nicholas

I thought Pat Robertson was blaming the quake on Haitians.

"Pat is blaming the Haitian people's ancestors for the 7.0-magnitude earthquake that killed thousands in the impoverished Caribbean nation on Tuesday, January 12, 2009."

"According to Robertson, the Haitians "were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever." Robertson said that a pact was made with the devil to help the Haitians defeat the French. Robertson claims it is a true story that the devil freed the Haitians from the French in return for their promise to serve him."





Pat Robertson Joke

The Butcher had rosy cheeks though?

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Was that before or after you felt his sausage?

I never feel British I just feel Scottish and hard done by.

Morning all.

I'm feeling a bit Spanish today.

Manana and all that.

Live and let live.

Hasta Lluego

Skoob.

Classic post-alien abduction feeling ... feeling different 'like that' is wot happens when ur processed and your returning processed brain waves overlap or "X-talk" with the next set of processed-brain waves of a Spanish, Russian, or Chinese abductee. The abductors are, essentially, getting sloppy in their work. Wot happens sometimes when aliens are not rotated through different assignments - they get bored and lazy.

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Quote: Adam Click


Pat Robertson Joke

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Great one Adam

Click

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Quote: Earl Grey

The Butcher had rosy cheeks though?

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Was that before or after you felt his sausage?

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Earl, Butchers always have rosy cheeks with or without sausages, if without they tend to squeak!

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Quote: Skoob1999

I'm feeling very British today.

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I've been feeling a bit British myself lately, Skoob.

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Quote: Skoob1999

The wife is on the phone, continuing her one woman campaign to bump up BT's profits.

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Skoob, I know it's not really any of my business, but I'd like to ask you if you'd seriously consider changing your telephone service provider. This might seem like a strange request, but I have my reasons.

First of all, they sacked me.

Second - and this is important - they're a set of tossers.

There are plenty of service providers providing service out there, Skoob. Do us a favour and change yours, and be sure to send them a letter telling them why you are doing so.

Just mention my name: Monkey Woods. They'll know who you mean.

It's good to talk.

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Quote: Earl Grey

It's good to talk.

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Maybe MW should get plugged into the BT (Bangkok Telecommunications)