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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

Caps?

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Morse is full of exploding things, they normally exit via the rear?

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only after an excess of corn beef and cabbage...how do you guys cope over there????

On March 17th over here, terrorist alert goes to Green...possibility of random explosions EVERYWHERE....

Morse

Hey Ferg: I have a garage full of tools I don't use anymore...stop by and I'll donate them to yer....all in the spirit of building international cooperation !

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

He claims not to have a fan mail box in his writers desk.

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He's just trying to make everyone else think he hasn't got the Fan Mail facility. Ignore him. Mine's working fine.

There's always one.

Blyan.

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Quote: Morse

Hey Ferg: I have a garage full of tools I don't use anymore...stop by and I'll donate them to yer....all in the spirit of building international cooperation !

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Thanks Morse.

Do they have leads and plugs or are they all "manual" type nailguns?

I'll be over for them anyway, I'll sell them at Clara Market.

Thailand lost 3-1 to Poland yesterday, to all-but-end their hopes of winning the Kings Cup touirnament. Previously, they had stumbled past Singapore 1-0.

Oh, how the world has changed for Blyan!

Man Utd, West Brom, Middlesbrough, Bradford, Thailand.

Hmmm ... where next?

Adelaide utd.

That's where Romario finished up, they also had someone called Diego Walsh play for them at one stage.

What a great name, definitely an Irishman with great dreams and aspirations for his son, I hope young Pele McCarthy should gets further than Adlaide Utd though, it'll probably be his starter club. It worked for John Aloisi.

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Quote: Fergus McCarthy

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Quote: Morse

Hey Ferg: I have a garage full of tools I don't use anymore...stop by and I'll donate them to yer....all in the spirit of building international cooperation !

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Thanks Morse.

Do they have leads and plugs or are they all "manual" type nailguns?

I'll be over for them anyway, I'll sell them at Clara Market.

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compressed air Senco Stick Nailers framing and trim...

if I don't get rid of them soon, I'm going to take the safety off of them, and go out and shoot some squirells and use QM's Squirell Stew receipe for St. Pats Day ...

got a couple of lazers to help keep you on the level...wait...that red dot is from the 9mm carpet tacker...sorry.

would sell all this here, but everybody is out of work!

Senco.

Whoohoo! I'll book the ticket later, I have to go play football now.

Hey Earl hows the Stalag holding?

Gulags!

No, they have gulags here. Or used to. Mr Putin and his little glove puppet Dmitrey insist that gulags are a thing of the past.

Stalags? Time to exercise in the yard. Fetch the wooden horse. Perhaps Skoob and Morse will take first turn at hiding inside with spoons and we can begin to dig our way out?

An idea for a story based on the great escape.....?

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Quote: Lynton

Birbee me old mate do you live in herts? Sounds like it.

Idiot sighting sometime ago - Mike Meehan building my mum's kitchen. Mum complained that her sponges were coming out lopsided since he had "levelled" the floor. He didn't believe her till she showed her and I showed him how a ball ran from one side to the other. He wasn't convinced so I got out my spirit level showing him the bubble up one end. He takes a matchbox out of his pocket, breaks it up puts it under one end of the level shows me the bubble now in the middle and say "there that's fixed it".

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I've met Mike Meehan. He knows some of my friends. True. I met him in a pub. Splendid chap.

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Quote: Earl Grey

Hey Earl hows the Stalag holding?

Gulags!

No, they have gulags here. Or used to. Mr Putin and his little glove puppet Dmitrey insist that gulags are a thing of the past.

Stalags? Time to exercise in the yard. Fetch the wooden horse. Perhaps Skoob and Morse will take first turn at hiding inside with spoons and we can begin to dig our way out?

An idea for a story based on the great escape.....?

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I once read a story about a Russian Hag, can't damn well think what it was, German soldier or something, she protected him, oh I dunno! BOLLOCKS

They sometimes turn up down here too!

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Quote: birbee

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Quote: Lynton

Birbee me old mate do you live in herts? Sounds like it.

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Funnily enough, no.

The clue to where I live is in my avatar and writer tag..............

Ey-up.

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I once read a story about a Russian Hag, can't damn well think what it was, German soldier or something, she protected him, oh I dunno! BOLLOCKS

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They don't like Germans here. Must have had a chip shop or something bombed by the Luftwaffe.

I have a hat which my wife insists makes me look German and she wont let me wear it. Thinks I will be shot by some Ivan sniper.

It's a warm hat. And it's not German.

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Quote: Earl Grey

I once read a story about a Russian Hag, can't damn well think what it was, German soldier or something, she protected him, oh I dunno! BOLLOCKS

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They don't like Germans here. Must have had a chip shop or something bombed by the Luftwaffe.

I have a hat which my wife insists makes me look German and she wont let me wear it. Thinks I will be shot by some Ivan sniper.

It's a warm hat. And it's not German.

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Careful Earl...most of the Russian Snipers were women...and they rarely missed their man....!!!

Yes. Hit them right between the....

They don't like Germans here. Must have had a chip shop or something bombed by the Luftwaffe.

Was it that one in the CHIPANVINEGARSKI street, SIEG HEIL

Hitler had a chip or two on his shoulder never wrapped them in the Daily Mirror though, too soggy!

I can't believe there are people so stupid like that. But here are!

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Quote: salcha00

I can't believe there are people so stupid like that. But here are!

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Join the club, I'll send you an entry form, beware before signing on, there's no escape?